Dan Flashes
@dan-j-flashes.bsky.social
Work in HE ed tech, love ice hockey, dogs, playing drums, and drinking good bourbon. I have a Simpsons quote in the chamber for every possible scenario.
Look, I’m no fan of Notre Dame, but I think they absolutely have a right to be pissed off for being excluded while we’re forced to watch James Madison have NO business being on the field with Oregon.
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Look, I’m no fan of Notre Dame, but I think they absolutely have a right to be pissed off for being excluded while we’re forced to watch James Madison have NO business being on the field with Oregon.
This is me shouting into the void, but at what point did "influencers" decide that "influencer" videos should be you holding a phone and a small wireless microphone up visibly in front of your face in a bathroom mirror? Your shit ain't "influencing" me if you spent $12 and two minutes on this video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is me shouting into the void, but at what point did "influencers" decide that "influencer" videos should be you holding a phone and a small wireless microphone up visibly in front of your face in a bathroom mirror? Your shit ain't "influencing" me if you spent $12 and two minutes on this video.
Feeling sad for @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and Chris Lavoie as I mourn hearing of Jim Ward's passing. I first heard him on their show back in 2004.
Not only were his voices and impressions just pitch perfect, but his ability to actually write great content to go with them was unmatched.
Not only were his voices and impressions just pitch perfect, but his ability to actually write great content to go with them was unmatched.
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Feeling sad for @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and Chris Lavoie as I mourn hearing of Jim Ward's passing. I first heard him on their show back in 2004.
Not only were his voices and impressions just pitch perfect, but his ability to actually write great content to go with them was unmatched.
Not only were his voices and impressions just pitch perfect, but his ability to actually write great content to go with them was unmatched.
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
I'm reading this thread, and as I'm reading it all I hear in my head is Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids saying, "Oh, you're really doin' it, aren't ya? You're shittin' in the street."
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm reading this thread, and as I'm reading it all I hear in my head is Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids saying, "Oh, you're really doin' it, aren't ya? You're shittin' in the street."
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To his credit Cheney was the original "I can shoot someone and get away with it" guy
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
To his credit Cheney was the original "I can shoot someone and get away with it" guy
"For some reason he's decided he doesn't have enough time to shower today"
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"For some reason he's decided he doesn't have enough time to shower today"
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
What's your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What's your sign?
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SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
@chanda.bsky.social
Wow, I'm only two chapters in but Crystal Pepsi is already catching strays
Wow, I'm only two chapters in but Crystal Pepsi is already catching strays
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
Alt: Carl from The Simpsons in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar at Moe's Tavern making the "chef's kiss" gesture with his mouth and fingers
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@chanda.bsky.social
Wow, I'm only two chapters in but Crystal Pepsi is already catching strays
Wow, I'm only two chapters in but Crystal Pepsi is already catching strays
Might as well start things off here the right way... here's Leo! #dogsofbluesky
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Might as well start things off here the right way... here's Leo! #dogsofbluesky