Dan O'Mac
@dan-omac.bsky.social
Bears and worms? Very little in common. Gummy bears and gummy worms on the other hand? Very similar
July 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bears and worms? Very little in common. Gummy bears and gummy worms on the other hand? Very similar
Orange is just a shade of neon brown
July 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Orange is just a shade of neon brown
My least favorite type of firework is made with Uranium.
June 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My least favorite type of firework is made with Uranium.
Why are 2 pancakes not enough, but 3 pancakes are too much?
June 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Why are 2 pancakes not enough, but 3 pancakes are too much?
We all need more Mr. Iguana in our lives
June 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We all need more Mr. Iguana in our lives
A Priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.
The nurse asks the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
The rabbit responds, "I am probably a type O."
The nurse asks the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
The rabbit responds, "I am probably a type O."
May 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A Priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.
The nurse asks the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
The rabbit responds, "I am probably a type O."
The nurse asks the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
The rabbit responds, "I am probably a type O."
I should've been more aware of John Cena's nefarious actions after he stole Johnny Karate's guitar on The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
April 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I should've been more aware of John Cena's nefarious actions after he stole Johnny Karate's guitar on The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
ME:
*Knows that LMK means "let me know"*
ALSO ME:
Lartin Muther King
*Knows that LMK means "let me know"*
ALSO ME:
Lartin Muther King
March 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
ME:
*Knows that LMK means "let me know"*
ALSO ME:
Lartin Muther King
*Knows that LMK means "let me know"*
ALSO ME:
Lartin Muther King
Ones in the bottom, strong as he. Two was in the middle, carrying three. Three's pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat. #3kobolds1trenchcoat
March 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ones in the bottom, strong as he. Two was in the middle, carrying three. Three's pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat. #3kobolds1trenchcoat
Reposted by Dan O'Mac
Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
Moses would've been able to party the Red Sea a lot easier if it was Lego and he has a brick separator
March 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Moses would've been able to party the Red Sea a lot easier if it was Lego and he has a brick separator
The Badgers just won because they were the team with the big W on their jerseys
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Badgers just won because they were the team with the big W on their jerseys
life didn’t give me lemons it gave me pants and i’ve shït them
March 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
life didn’t give me lemons it gave me pants and i’ve shït them
The first pitch in baseball should count. That celebrity does a strike, battery number one starts 0-1. If it's bad, they start 1-0. Make First Pitches Great Again.
February 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The first pitch in baseball should count. That celebrity does a strike, battery number one starts 0-1. If it's bad, they start 1-0. Make First Pitches Great Again.
Do you think Bigfoot has some hokey wall art that says "Dance Like Nobody's Squatchin?"
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Do you think Bigfoot has some hokey wall art that says "Dance Like Nobody's Squatchin?"
Most fun things to do on the toilet, ranked
#1: #2
#2: #1
#1: #2
#2: #1
February 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Most fun things to do on the toilet, ranked
#1: #2
#2: #1
#1: #2
#2: #1
I have two unwritten rules for Bluesky.
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February 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I have two unwritten rules for Bluesky.
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2.
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2.
Perry the Platypus!
February 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Perry the Platypus!
Happy Rumble Day to all that celebrate. #OverTheTopRope #BothFeetTouchTheFloor
February 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Rumble Day to all that celebrate. #OverTheTopRope #BothFeetTouchTheFloor
Reposted by Dan O'Mac
Not all heroes wear capes but I hope this one does. It just completes the picture in my mind.
![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
January 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Not all heroes wear capes but I hope this one does. It just completes the picture in my mind.
What if sandwiches were alive?
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if sandwiches were alive?