Daniel Machado
@dan1elmachado.bsky.social
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Associate Professor of Computational Biology at NTNU
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Publisher: "check-out our new selection of community-driven journals !!" 😇

What they actually mean: "we realized we could make even more money if we also didn't pay the editors !!" 😂
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Distilled water is the perfect low-calorie high-energy isotonic drink 🥇💪
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That sad moment when even Wordle refuses your grant 🫠
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I don't claim to fully understand how the financial system and all its intricacies work, but my impression is that the global economy is one giant pyramid scheme that constantly borrows money from the next generation.
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Why spend money on journal fees?

If i want to advertise my research results, I can just report them to old people in my hometown and ask them to keep it a secret. 🤫
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I usually ask explicitly to chatGPT to give me an answer based on solid scientific literature with preference for well known journals. So far i never got an answer that seemed suspicious. I'm quite happy with the quality of the results.
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Every time I accept to participate in another project...
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dan1elmachado.bsky.social
Right-wing nationalists who claim that people should go back to where they came from, should maybe do the same, and go back to the hydrothermal vents... 🤔 🦠
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More than the number of users or the number of citations, the best achievement of my open source software is to have reached the "height of folly!" 🥰
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Wouldn't it be ironic if with all the import tariffs, and backlash from other countries, Trump would actually promote a worldwide use of local products, and accidentally help the climate ? 😃
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From the authors of "The trip that could have been a video call" and "The meeting that could have been an email" comes the new great hit:

"The smalltalk that could have been a smile and wave"