Beth Upton was within her rights to be using the female changing facilities when Sandie Peggie complained. Beth Upton did nothing wrong, despite Sandie Peggie trying to demonise her. Would be nice if this were to be properly reported, but sadly we can’t expect that level of fairness from the press.

I expect today's stream to just be 30 minutes of Dan necking pots of jelly tbh

Tbf kids on Mustafar are easily influenced. They already do flippy shit around lava, so don't need you encouraging more bad behaviour.

Give it to Arcadia Brenden Chisholm ‘til the end of the season.

If so, who will this season’s game-changing January Derek Lilley of a signing?

Will we get word from Dan and Michael, as promised? Or are they locked up for trying to ask Marathe at the meet-up where the signings were on deadline day?

Presenting Arcadia Brenden Chisholm. A beautiful mix of you all, as though you all contibuted DNA to a science experiment gone horribly wrong.

Bill Fotherby’s spirit lives on! Does today’s movements make Gus Hamer the modern-day Tomas Brolin..?

At least you got paid to watch that as your job. Lucky sod.