Random Dan
@dancatalano.bsky.social
Writer • Musician • Bon Vivant
Band link: https://the-edukators.bandcamp.com
“The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.” - Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
Band link: https://the-edukators.bandcamp.com
“The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.” - Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
Man, John Carpenter's "The Thing" is way more horrifying than I remember!
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Man, John Carpenter's "The Thing" is way more horrifying than I remember!
Wouldn’t *you* like to know, you naughty little fitted sheet you.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Wouldn’t *you* like to know, you naughty little fitted sheet you.
Jesus Christ, look at these two fucking clowns.
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jesus Christ, look at these two fucking clowns.
I'm beseeching you, nobody else repost!
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm beseeching you, nobody else repost!
Saw Predator:Badlands with my son yesterday, & commented afterward "It's sort of amazing that there may be more good Predator than Alien films at this point." Did the math later, & can definitively say that, imho, the series are functionally tied. (Haven't seen the AvP movies, so rated them both 5.)
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Saw Predator:Badlands with my son yesterday, & commented afterward "It's sort of amazing that there may be more good Predator than Alien films at this point." Did the math later, & can definitively say that, imho, the series are functionally tied. (Haven't seen the AvP movies, so rated them both 5.)
Slow-Motion Drunken Bicycle Wreck
- Digital collage, 2025
- Digital collage, 2025
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Slow-Motion Drunken Bicycle Wreck
- Digital collage, 2025
- Digital collage, 2025
Looks like things got a little spicy at Mikey's daily lickspittle olympics today!
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Looks like things got a little spicy at Mikey's daily lickspittle olympics today!
Scenes from a Sunday spent biking around NYC.
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Scenes from a Sunday spent biking around NYC.
This is a great ad for the special US House election in TN 07 — a +10 Trump district that the GOP is panicking over (and pouring huge amounts of money into). This is the exact type of district Trump is hoping will save his bacon next November. Good luck with that, loser!
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is a great ad for the special US House election in TN 07 — a +10 Trump district that the GOP is panicking over (and pouring huge amounts of money into). This is the exact type of district Trump is hoping will save his bacon next November. Good luck with that, loser!
World’s smallest toast, or largest pat of butter?
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
World’s smallest toast, or largest pat of butter?
Sometimes you start messing around with an idea pegged to the death of the penny, but you end up with nothing but a renewed appreciation of just how damn good Rob Lowe was in The West Wing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sometimes you start messing around with an idea pegged to the death of the penny, but you end up with nothing but a renewed appreciation of just how damn good Rob Lowe was in The West Wing.
Remember when this used to be so unthinkable that it was amusing?
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remember when this used to be so unthinkable that it was amusing?
Same as it ever was.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Same as it ever was.
You know there’s a good story in here somewhere.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You know there’s a good story in here somewhere.
Classic Nextdoor post (and also exhibit #1 in why I try not to think too hard about what my parents are doing on the internet).
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Classic Nextdoor post (and also exhibit #1 in why I try not to think too hard about what my parents are doing on the internet).
It's like honestly, you don't even want to know what's going on in the Trump White House right now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's like honestly, you don't even want to know what's going on in the Trump White House right now.
Makers taking I-95 South, on the road to the promised land.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Makers taking I-95 South, on the road to the promised land.
Hey, look what I just spotted on I-95 South leaving New Jersey!
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey, look what I just spotted on I-95 South leaving New Jersey!
Never forget, never forgive.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Never forget, never forgive.
This quote from the CEO of Coverd - an app that lets you "bet on your bills" - has to be the Citizen Kane of insufferable corporate-jargon bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This quote from the CEO of Coverd - an app that lets you "bet on your bills" - has to be the Citizen Kane of insufferable corporate-jargon bullshit.
I realized that this is so much better with the actual Scanners audio layered underneath.
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I realized that this is so much better with the actual Scanners audio layered underneath.
Boy the Cuomo campaign is really stretching here. Either that, or I totally missed Mamdani’s pro-prostitution platform. I’m intrigued: tell me more!
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Boy the Cuomo campaign is really stretching here. Either that, or I totally missed Mamdani’s pro-prostitution platform. I’m intrigued: tell me more!
Happy Halloween, Bluesky! You know, I hate that I now live in a country where, after painstakingly creating a funny clip that pays tribute to my first favorite horror movie ever (Scanners, natch), I'm afraid that government goons may knock down my door for posting it. But whatever. YOLO, right?
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Happy Halloween, Bluesky! You know, I hate that I now live in a country where, after painstakingly creating a funny clip that pays tribute to my first favorite horror movie ever (Scanners, natch), I'm afraid that government goons may knock down my door for posting it. But whatever. YOLO, right?
I love superhero comics so much.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I love superhero comics so much.