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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 4d

@benandjerry you act all self-righteous like you’ve got the Right Politics™ when you haven’t replied to a single fan letter asking if your turtle ice cream is rafael or michaelangelo flavored

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 18h

“Do you think a nuke should be dropped on Louisiana?”

Mike Johnson: I’m not a nuclear scientist. I’m not here to talk about fusion and fission.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 19h

my advice for getting by in entertainment is to always be nice to everyone, that way it won’t be so obvious when you cozy up to someone the second they have some clout to chase

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 1d

I love the anticipation each time a dental hygienist puts a tool in my mouth as I wait to find out if it’s one of the tooth massagers or the nerve scrapers

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 2d

logging into x.com to see what the guy who wrote a dating book called “dogs are boys, cats are girls” has to say about the situation in portland

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 3d

guy [holding court near the dips at the party]: she hasn’t had sex with anyone for the same reason she hasn’t had sex with me: because she isn’t real

me [deciding I’ll just eat my chips plain]: that’s really deep man, I gotta go help with something real quick

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 6d

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 3d

my comedy is very relatable for people who also aren’t funny

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 8d

commenting “dudes rock” on all the top rated gay porn vids on pornhub

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 4d

@benandjerry you act all self-righteous like you’ve got the Right Politics™ when you haven’t replied to a single fan letter asking if your turtle ice cream is rafael or michaelangelo flavored

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 4d

I’m all the apps: fbi watch list, flight risk, SORNA, you name it I’m on there

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · May 4

me on may 4th: not a real holiday, shut up nerds

me on oct 3rd:

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 6d

democrats are such a black hole of depravity they warped spacetime and forced thune to use none of his congressional authority to keep vought in check for the last year, including confirming vought in the first place

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6d

“.. This is the risk of shutting down the government and handing the keys to Russ Vought,” the Senate majority leader said ..

@politico.com
www.politico.com/live-updates...

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 6d

I’m working on a weird al yankovic style parody of metallica’s fuel (2000):

gimme smores
gimme…

that’s all I got so for

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 7d

me every sept/oct: geez, how many jewish holidays are there anyway?!

me every nov:

dec:

jan:

feb:

march:

april: again with this shit?!

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 7d

“well we gotta do something, even if it’s bad or ineffective” is some teenaged brain logic and is basically what got us in this mess in the first place…

and but also I think we’re at the point that literally any disruption to the trajectory of the last year can’t be a bad thing

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 8d

this is what homophobia took from us

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 8d

anytime a couple dudes are bangin, a bunch of dads should gather around and comment on their technique like flipping burgers at a bbq

Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 8d

commenting “dudes rock” on all the top rated gay porn vids on pornhub

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 8d

commenting “dudes rock” on all the top rated gay porn vids on pornhub

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 8d

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 9d

no shade to my portuguese followers but all we know you for is a spanish soccer club player and the language that brazilians speak

Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 10d

the right trying to go a month without committing political violence so they can pretend like it’s a problem of the left

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 10d

oh good, we’re safe until the next pretense arises!

or they decide to lie about this one

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 10d

can’t wait to find out whether the attacker at the mormon church was right wing so we can ignore it or left wing so we can use it to justify a crackdown on all opposition to the sitting president

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 10d

whether people are related is tied to their last name not their first name except for people named david, they’re all cousins

Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · 11d

boots hit the ground in portland and were immediately confronted by graffiti that said “doo the kooky butt”

utter degeneracy

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