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A group of young men, some of whom connected on a Minecraft server, were suspected of taking a quarter of a billion dollars from an unwitting victim, setting off an incredible chain of events that involved an online network of cybercriminals.
The Cybercriminals Who Organized a $243 Million Crypto Heist
How luxury cars, $500,000 bar tabs and a mysterious kidnapping attempt helped investigators unravel the heist of a lifetime.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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The history of football in Philadelphia runs deep.

Back in the early days of the original #NFL, the Frankford Yellow Jackets became Philly’s first football champions in 1926.

#FlyEaglesFly

phlsportsnation.com/2025/03/31/a...
A Brief History of Football in Philadelphia - Philadelphia Sports Nation
The history of football in Philadelphia runs deep. Back in the early days of the original NFL, the Frankford Yellow Jackets became Philly’s first football champions in 1926. That success put Philadelp...
phlsportsnation.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not to say this was faked or to start any conspiracy bullshit, I genuinely didn’t think it was possible to only be in space for 10 minutes
April 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I really want “TfL” to stand for “The Fuckin’ London” but I know I’m wrong.
To mark 25 years of keeping our city moving, TfL is giving 25 young transport superfans aged 5 to 16 the chance to record a special PA announcement to be played at a London station.

It's a great opportunity to get young Londoners involved in this special anniversary year.
This is your daughter speaking: children get chance to make Tube announcements
Transport ‘super fans’ sought by TfL for 25th anniversary competition
www.standard.co.uk
March 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What’s a corporate friendly way to say “sorry I missed the meeting. My toilet was clogged and my plunger wasn’t quite doing the job”?
March 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
To remind myself what being hungover feels like during dry January I’m having fast food at 1:30 a.m.
January 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The PPA ticketing cars in Philadelphia on wildcard Sunday feels like a grave sin in every world religion.
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is everyone else working today also just playing Wordle unlimited?
December 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
There’s for sure going to be a Midwest Emo band from Ohio called “New Jersey Drones” forming any day now that will redefine the genre.
December 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I’ve had to personally apologize to the scores of people whom I told the Sixers would win it all this season.
Five most depressing teams in NBA this year imo

1. 76ers (duh)
2. Pelicans (also duh)
3. Lakers (like watching a slow moving car crash)
4. Pacers (This just doesn’t remotely feel like the same team as last year)
5. Nuggets (It does feel like they are wasting a prime Jokic season)
December 6, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Currently accepting offers for folks looking to get rid of their Sixers season tickets for less than $59.
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Howie Roseman is the best GM in the game. His biggest criticism has been drafting in the first round… well the last few years we drafted Q, Smitty, and Carter. Pretty damn good 💪
November 20, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I keep pronouncing this app as “blue-skee” and I have no intentions of stopping.
November 19, 2024 at 11:45 PM
So far loving the tone and community of Bluesky, but it’s a tad too nice. I’ve seen a bunch of posts like “goodnight, Bluesky friends.” Very nice. But let’s toughen up a tad and make it “goodnight, Bluesky assholes.”
November 19, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Correction: Tommy Spaghetti 🍝🍝
Daniel Jones has been benched by the New York Giants..

It's Tommy Cutlets time 🤌🤌 #PMSLive
November 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that he treated the 20-year-old the same as any other rookie, Lakers power forward LeBron James denied Wednesday that his son Bronny received preferential treatment when he lif...
theonion.com
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Wordle 1,247 3/6

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November 17, 2024 at 4:13 PM
We’re taking crowd work clips to Bluesky. #comedy #crowdwork #unemployment
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 PM
First Bluesky post. What’s up.
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM