imagine having shoulder surgery and then having such a good nap that your shoulder seizes in a really awkward position
embarrassing
embarrassing
May 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
imagine having shoulder surgery and then having such a good nap that your shoulder seizes in a really awkward position
embarrassing
embarrassing
I miss the old online aspect of pocket camp but at least you can still add other people 🥰
February 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I miss the old online aspect of pocket camp but at least you can still add other people 🥰
I need more fiction book recommendations that aren't just romance or smut
will consider any recommendations because I didn't read nearly enough last year
will consider any recommendations because I didn't read nearly enough last year
January 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I need more fiction book recommendations that aren't just romance or smut
will consider any recommendations because I didn't read nearly enough last year
will consider any recommendations because I didn't read nearly enough last year
migraines SUCK can somebody please remove my brain
January 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
migraines SUCK can somebody please remove my brain
being disabled and gaining weight sucks because I would absolutely love to go to the gym but I can't
our local ICB won't allow weight management referrals unless your BMI is over 40 for 24 months
my BMI is 36 and it's having such an impact on my health. I genuinely think a BMI of 40 would kill me
our local ICB won't allow weight management referrals unless your BMI is over 40 for 24 months
my BMI is 36 and it's having such an impact on my health. I genuinely think a BMI of 40 would kill me
January 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
being disabled and gaining weight sucks because I would absolutely love to go to the gym but I can't
our local ICB won't allow weight management referrals unless your BMI is over 40 for 24 months
my BMI is 36 and it's having such an impact on my health. I genuinely think a BMI of 40 would kill me
our local ICB won't allow weight management referrals unless your BMI is over 40 for 24 months
my BMI is 36 and it's having such an impact on my health. I genuinely think a BMI of 40 would kill me
every time I think about twitter I remember how I had 1k+ followers on a marvel oc roleplay account and I never want to think about that again
January 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
every time I think about twitter I remember how I had 1k+ followers on a marvel oc roleplay account and I never want to think about that again
I keep forgetting this app exists lmao
January 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I keep forgetting this app exists lmao
I can't handle adults who have tantrum over not winning a game
why are you screaming and saying you're not playing anymore over the buzz junior monkey game
why are you screaming and saying you're not playing anymore over the buzz junior monkey game
January 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I can't handle adults who have tantrum over not winning a game
why are you screaming and saying you're not playing anymore over the buzz junior monkey game
why are you screaming and saying you're not playing anymore over the buzz junior monkey game
imagine your family forgetting for the second Christmas in a row that you're a vegetarian because your body can no longer digest meat 🥲🥲
imagine being told to just bring your own food to Christmas dinner when they've cooked for everyone else 🥲🥲
imagine being told this TWO DAYS before Christmas
imagine being told to just bring your own food to Christmas dinner when they've cooked for everyone else 🥲🥲
imagine being told this TWO DAYS before Christmas
December 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
imagine your family forgetting for the second Christmas in a row that you're a vegetarian because your body can no longer digest meat 🥲🥲
imagine being told to just bring your own food to Christmas dinner when they've cooked for everyone else 🥲🥲
imagine being told this TWO DAYS before Christmas
imagine being told to just bring your own food to Christmas dinner when they've cooked for everyone else 🥲🥲
imagine being told this TWO DAYS before Christmas
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These are the names of the little aliens (FOREVER)
December 15, 2024 at 1:44 PM
These are the names of the little aliens (FOREVER)
that's quite obviously a chicken
Brat Summer is over, it’s time for Evil Penguin Winter
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 PM
that's quite obviously a chicken
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I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.
December 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.
Throwback to my Spleem shirt I got from @hellocraigo.bsky.social almost 4 years ago
it doesn't fit the same anymore and I'm contemplating turning it into a cushion lmao
it doesn't fit the same anymore and I'm contemplating turning it into a cushion lmao
December 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Throwback to my Spleem shirt I got from @hellocraigo.bsky.social almost 4 years ago
it doesn't fit the same anymore and I'm contemplating turning it into a cushion lmao
it doesn't fit the same anymore and I'm contemplating turning it into a cushion lmao
hey Google how do I stop feeling like an inconvenience every time I try to talk to my family
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
hey Google how do I stop feeling like an inconvenience every time I try to talk to my family
idk man why does it always seem like my stuff that gets broken in this house
logically I know it's not just my stuff but it sure as hell feels like it
logically I know it's not just my stuff but it sure as hell feels like it
November 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
idk man why does it always seem like my stuff that gets broken in this house
logically I know it's not just my stuff but it sure as hell feels like it
logically I know it's not just my stuff but it sure as hell feels like it
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I want one of those grey 30th anniversary PS5 controllers so bad I could bite someone
November 24, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I want one of those grey 30th anniversary PS5 controllers so bad I could bite someone
ive never given myself a nosebleed just by crying so that's something new
November 24, 2024 at 12:14 AM
ive never given myself a nosebleed just by crying so that's something new
I firmly believe that work places shouldn't punish sickness, because that means people will come into work sick and then spread it to other people and now the "office sniffle" has resulted in me being off for a week and on multiple meds because it's attacking my lungs
November 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I firmly believe that work places shouldn't punish sickness, because that means people will come into work sick and then spread it to other people and now the "office sniffle" has resulted in me being off for a week and on multiple meds because it's attacking my lungs
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rage against the washing machine
November 21, 2024 at 7:10 PM
rage against the washing machine
okay but I desperately need this 🥲
November 21, 2024 at 11:35 PM
okay but I desperately need this 🥲
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
ethereal
November 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
ethereal
he lost most of his fur so now he snuggles in blankets when he gets cold
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
he lost most of his fur so now he snuggles in blankets when he gets cold
now I finally have somewhere to talk about all the Simpsons knowledge that's been crammed in my head for years
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
now I finally have somewhere to talk about all the Simpsons knowledge that's been crammed in my head for years