dandelion goblin
@dandelionqueer.bsky.social
Woodworker, dad, and gardener in Minneapolis. Part wildflower, part bear, all trouble 😈🏳️⚧️ venmo: @dandeliondaddy
2012-2026. There will never be a more beloved, sassy, spoiled basset hound. Our home is so empty without her in it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
2012-2026. There will never be a more beloved, sassy, spoiled basset hound. Our home is so empty without her in it.
Good morning. Hope you’re staying warm. Might I suggest tea?
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Good morning. Hope you’re staying warm. Might I suggest tea?
This is the middle of a romance movie that is so disgusting I would stab my own eyes out instead of watch it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 AM
This is the middle of a romance movie that is so disgusting I would stab my own eyes out instead of watch it.
Why yes, I did just tell my collie he was gonna get frostbite. This is his “dad’s full of shit” face.
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Why yes, I did just tell my collie he was gonna get frostbite. This is his “dad’s full of shit” face.
Robert is keeping an eye out for any shenanigans in the backyard.
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Robert is keeping an eye out for any shenanigans in the backyard.
I’m so fucking glad I have a dog who wants to sit in my lap because there is nothing quite so comforting at this moment in my life. (The lap dog in question, earlier today).
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I’m so fucking glad I have a dog who wants to sit in my lap because there is nothing quite so comforting at this moment in my life. (The lap dog in question, earlier today).
Please find support in a chicken in these trying times.
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Please find support in a chicken in these trying times.
Picking up takeout for dinner tonight. I would like off of this ride please. 😭😭
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Picking up takeout for dinner tonight. I would like off of this ride please. 😭😭
Having a 16yo is like…
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Having a 16yo is like…
I tried to “accidentally” drop a dollop of whipped cream for Bowser and I missed 😂
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I tried to “accidentally” drop a dollop of whipped cream for Bowser and I missed 😂
Happy New Year from the snowiest dogs
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Happy New Year from the snowiest dogs
It’s a gorgeous night to get baked and take your snow loving dogs on a long walk.
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It’s a gorgeous night to get baked and take your snow loving dogs on a long walk.
This is her second bout of really bad hind end lameness, and she’s got two types of cancer, and we suspect maybe something something else going on, so I’m aware we’re on borrowed time. I would just like to continue borrowing, please.
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is her second bout of really bad hind end lameness, and she’s got two types of cancer, and we suspect maybe something something else going on, so I’m aware we’re on borrowed time. I would just like to continue borrowing, please.
We’re in a “either pain killers and rest fix this or we’re putting her down” place this week and I’m really struggling. She’s 13. We just had her gotcha day and 12 years has not been nearly long enough.
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We’re in a “either pain killers and rest fix this or we’re putting her down” place this week and I’m really struggling. She’s 13. We just had her gotcha day and 12 years has not been nearly long enough.
The 13yo basset hound just got me out of bed because she needed to be tucked in to her heated blanket. May all of our old age be so spoiled.
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The 13yo basset hound just got me out of bed because she needed to be tucked in to her heated blanket. May all of our old age be so spoiled.
Going to bed exclusively so that I don’t cut into this before it’s cool.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Going to bed exclusively so that I don’t cut into this before it’s cool.
I had/have metal mixing bowls. My husband moved in with glass ones. It just occurred to me that I can WRITE ON THE GLASS ONES. Now I don’t have to remember when I started bread. 🤯
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I had/have metal mixing bowls. My husband moved in with glass ones. It just occurred to me that I can WRITE ON THE GLASS ONES. Now I don’t have to remember when I started bread. 🤯
Carrot doesn’t understand why I’m working instead of petting him. I don’t either, honestly.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Carrot doesn’t understand why I’m working instead of petting him. I don’t either, honestly.
Appreciating my husband for making me take a bath and relax (and cleaning the entire bathroom first like a fucking hero) and @cabell.bsky.social for the gorgeous bath bomb.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Appreciating my husband for making me take a bath and relax (and cleaning the entire bathroom first like a fucking hero) and @cabell.bsky.social for the gorgeous bath bomb.
FOR REAL THOUGH.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
FOR REAL THOUGH.
Link has been captured by the homosexual menace.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Link has been captured by the homosexual menace.
Sometimes you think you have tater tots but they’re actually fries and you just have to roll with it. 😬
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sometimes you think you have tater tots but they’re actually fries and you just have to roll with it. 😬
My kind of weekend.
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My kind of weekend.
First real snow and the boys are LOVING it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
First real snow and the boys are LOVING it.
Clyde has bolted TWICE and does not seem to be at all bothered by the snow. Apparently he is not in possession of the brain cell this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Clyde has bolted TWICE and does not seem to be at all bothered by the snow. Apparently he is not in possession of the brain cell this morning.