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dandelion goblin
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Woodworker, dad, and gardener in Minneapolis. Part wildflower, part bear, all trouble 😈🏳️‍⚧️ venmo: @dandeliondaddy
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"Plummeting" implies there is further to plummet

So don't stop
January 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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okay hi everyone real quick crowdfund: we're doing grocery box packing for families from our kids' school, and i would really really really really like to raise funds to stick a box of cake mix or pre-made cookies in each box this week. v3nmo is nhojelttil, please put a 🍰 or 🍪 with it
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Also, when you show the people that you are loser cowards who kill unpredictably, you lose the power inherent in “follow the rules and you won’t get hurt”
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Block these grifter assholes.
AltNPS posted about Alex Pretti's murder 25 times since this morning. During that time, they spread misinformation about the shooting, lied about knowing the shooter's name, and generally flooded the zone with shit.

They're trying to milk this story for all it's worth.
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Infinite respect to Woke Hoth Guy, who freestyled a two-minute Federalist paper.
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Surprise Ben Horne sighting on this episode of DS9!
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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I am actually crying about it
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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There should be more murals of 70 year old guy grabbing a bottle of water and walking into the gas than there are of Bob Dylan in this town.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is a protest saying, not a political action, you spineless shit eater.
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs

Turn it off, now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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well well well look who’s afraid of memes now
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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You goddamn weasel.
You keep giving these monsters more money. I hope you got frostbite where the sun don’t shine… but I doubt you were out there any longer than you needed to be for this photo op.
Today we marched together in below zero weather. Thanks to the thousands and thousands of Minnesotans who turned out to stand up and speak out. ICE OUT.
January 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
This is the middle of a romance movie that is so disgusting I would stab my own eyes out instead of watch it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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There was a fake shot from this angle awhile back. This one appears real
They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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Fuck ice and fuck you if you at all equivocate on this
ICE detain yet another minor child—chase him down his own street and tackle him to pavement.

"I am legal! I am legal!" he cries over and over in Spanish.

Agent pins the boy down in snow—he desperately tries to keep his exposed hands from freezing at -25°F wind chill temperature.

Minneapolis, MN
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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This is a lovely little story to start your weekend right. No really, trust me.
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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An excellent time to be reminded to shut the fuck up.
It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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The clergy just keep coming to this anti-ICE protest.

Genuinely unclear where they all will go — it’s packed outside on the sidewalk already.
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Why yes, I did just tell my collie he was gonna get frostbite. This is his “dad’s full of shit” face.
January 23, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Did…did they ACTUALLY Weekend at Bernie’s him?
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Do not forget that in this moment, Amy Klobuchar is doing less than nothing for her state.

Do not forget that she wants to govern it.

Please. We need, deserve, and MUST do better.
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
There’s something about the fact that we got amber alerts on our phones for a white 7yo who was kidnapped and now she’s home. He won’t get an amber alert. We know who took this 5yo and where he is, and there’s no path home for him.

(I’m glad the 7yo is home. I just think all kids deserve safety.)
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.

Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.

#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM