Dane Zine
@danedelion.bsky.social
27 | he/him/handsome 🏳️🌈🦚🏳️⚧️
Space Suit Sewist & Graphic Designer
Space Suit Sewist & Graphic Designer
Back in their day they were dodging the draft. Now, I’m out dodging the overdraft
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Back in their day they were dodging the draft. Now, I’m out dodging the overdraft
In another life I would have been a Disney adult. By the grace of living near a Renaissance theme park rather than a cartoon theme park I am saved and can claim to be slightly more cool
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In another life I would have been a Disney adult. By the grace of living near a Renaissance theme park rather than a cartoon theme park I am saved and can claim to be slightly more cool
Yall want to share this revelation I found in therapy?
I was asking all the questions we ask when we are in the thick of grief; “when will I stop sobbing every day?” “Who will I be when this is in the past?” “Will I ever be open to trust and love again after this?” And bless her heart, …
I was asking all the questions we ask when we are in the thick of grief; “when will I stop sobbing every day?” “Who will I be when this is in the past?” “Will I ever be open to trust and love again after this?” And bless her heart, …
September 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yall want to share this revelation I found in therapy?
I was asking all the questions we ask when we are in the thick of grief; “when will I stop sobbing every day?” “Who will I be when this is in the past?” “Will I ever be open to trust and love again after this?” And bless her heart, …
I was asking all the questions we ask when we are in the thick of grief; “when will I stop sobbing every day?” “Who will I be when this is in the past?” “Will I ever be open to trust and love again after this?” And bless her heart, …
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A sign from nature to PERSIST.
September 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A sign from nature to PERSIST.
Watching Barbie again and it’s touching even more feelings this watch through
September 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Watching Barbie again and it’s touching even more feelings this watch through
Feels so good to be freshly vaccinated. Now I can bite as many people as I want without worry
September 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Feels so good to be freshly vaccinated. Now I can bite as many people as I want without worry
Awfully poetic for my t shot sticker to tear in this heartbreaking way on this most heartbreaking week of all weeks. I don’t need MORE reasons to cry
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Awfully poetic for my t shot sticker to tear in this heartbreaking way on this most heartbreaking week of all weeks. I don’t need MORE reasons to cry
I love that company colors match Astros colors! How cute 🧡 💙
July 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I love that company colors match Astros colors! How cute 🧡 💙
AND the writing style is so natural. It’s all like “yeah everybody knows about The Company, so we’re just gonna move past that and I’m salivating for more!
The fun thing is that MB is such an unreliable narrator (and doesn’t really pay attention to the things it doesn’t care about), you never know when you’ll get random bits of background knowledge 😂
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
AND the writing style is so natural. It’s all like “yeah everybody knows about The Company, so we’re just gonna move past that and I’m salivating for more!
There is so much implied lore in Murderbot diaries!!!! I want to study it!!! Or make it up
July 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There is so much implied lore in Murderbot diaries!!!! I want to study it!!! Or make it up
If I adopted Shep today there is a good chance I would have named him Murderbot or one of Murderbots aliases
July 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If I adopted Shep today there is a good chance I would have named him Murderbot or one of Murderbots aliases
I’m gonna shave my legs into a gradient
July 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m gonna shave my legs into a gradient
Oh boy, about 4-5 roads are diverging and I gotta pick one to travel. Least I pick all of them and just over commit like crazy
June 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Oh boy, about 4-5 roads are diverging and I gotta pick one to travel. Least I pick all of them and just over commit like crazy
My dogs need SOOOO MUCH attention! I can’t! I’m deficit in that!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My dogs need SOOOO MUCH attention! I can’t! I’m deficit in that!!!!
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“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
theonion.com/texas-b...
theonion.com/texas-b...
Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
AUSTIN, TX—In a landmark piece of legislation designed to stifle individuality across the state, the Texas Legislature passed a bill Friday that legally banned being different around children. “Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. […]
theonion.com
May 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
theonion.com/texas-b...
theonion.com/texas-b...
The Righteous Gemstones are Wa-McElroy Brothers, a la Waluigi and Wario. In this essay I will-
April 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Righteous Gemstones are Wa-McElroy Brothers, a la Waluigi and Wario. In this essay I will-
I just give front desk energy. Especially now that they moved me front and center
April 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I just give front desk energy. Especially now that they moved me front and center
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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...
theonion.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
Sometimes I have just an unreasonable amount of pee in my bladder. Like comedy skit length bathroom breaks
March 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sometimes I have just an unreasonable amount of pee in my bladder. Like comedy skit length bathroom breaks
With the power vested in me- as a merited silver fox hunter- the line shall stand at the point where the number of grey hairs is uncountable! 👨🏻⚖️💥
By my count- 2 Grey hairs in my mustache!!
So now, in addition to questioning weather I count as a cub/bear, I get to wonder where the line is for Silver Fox 😎
So now, in addition to questioning weather I count as a cub/bear, I get to wonder where the line is for Silver Fox 😎
March 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
With the power vested in me- as a merited silver fox hunter- the line shall stand at the point where the number of grey hairs is uncountable! 👨🏻⚖️💥
The puppy in my heart was thrilled to get to rip open and pull the stuffing out of a toy for work this morning 🐶 🦢 🪡
The rest of me was fine with stuffing it back and closing it up
The rest of me was fine with stuffing it back and closing it up
March 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The puppy in my heart was thrilled to get to rip open and pull the stuffing out of a toy for work this morning 🐶 🦢 🪡
The rest of me was fine with stuffing it back and closing it up
The rest of me was fine with stuffing it back and closing it up
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astronauts definitely fuck when they go up there right
March 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
astronauts definitely fuck when they go up there right
By my count- 2 Grey hairs in my mustache!!
So now, in addition to questioning weather I count as a cub/bear, I get to wonder where the line is for Silver Fox 😎
So now, in addition to questioning weather I count as a cub/bear, I get to wonder where the line is for Silver Fox 😎
March 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
By my count- 2 Grey hairs in my mustache!!
So now, in addition to questioning weather I count as a cub/bear, I get to wonder where the line is for Silver Fox 😎
So now, in addition to questioning weather I count as a cub/bear, I get to wonder where the line is for Silver Fox 😎
Are they republican as in “conservative”? Or republican as in “regressive”?
March 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Are they republican as in “conservative”? Or republican as in “regressive”?
Maybe I just need to read all instructions for work like they were written by the TaskMaster
March 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Maybe I just need to read all instructions for work like they were written by the TaskMaster