It’ll just take me a year and a half to get through the whole book, that’s all.

As a working dad (™️) it’s great for me though. I never know if I have time to read 40 pages uninterrupted. It’s a lot easier to sneak away and read 10 pages before some kid starts hollering for me.

Disney I will pay your $5 for a version of this game I can play whenever, without all the bullshit. You can even leave in the puzzle pieces, I like to see number go up. But I’m never going to spend real money on fake currency so you can stop asking.

I’m having fun with the game so far. It’s a new way to play Pokemon and I’ve got a team of dudes I like only a couple hours in. You just gotta go to your public library for this stuff instead of dropping $70 on it.

I like the taste of a waffle cone but just crumble that bad boy up and mix it in my big bowl of ice cream that isn’t going to drip all over my hands and the floor.

Rare L from Big Steve.

Lmao Ming. You know who I meant

Also so far every one of these 10-15 page short stories from 1973 has been adapted into either a movie, short film, or episode of a Twilight Zone type show. I’m seriously wondering if anything the man wrote pre-2015 has yet to be adapted to screen.

Pretty much every one of them ends with some version of the corpses hand popping out of the grave and then a fade to black. It would feel like a crutch if it wasn’t so funny that it happens like every time.