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December 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
We have reached the respective developmental stages where my four year old doesn’t understand personal space and my one year old bites. It’s going great.
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Stand is a 1200 page book with 10 page chapters. Choosing to read it over a 45 page Dickens short story with no breaks feels like the book version of “I don’t want to sit through a whole movie, I’ll just watch nine 20 minute episodes of a tv show instead.”
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I can’t lie, I enjoy playing this game, but yeah the first boot of the day (sometimes even the first boot after a few hours) it’s a fuckin CHORE.
Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas.

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December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’ll say this for Pokemon ZA - it’s the first time I’ve ever seen clothing in a Pokemon game that I wanted to wear in real life.
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Me with this bag of Twizzlers I just bought.
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Metal Gear Solid V then and now.
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2015, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2015 is now, if it differs

Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend

Refresher here: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Doing one of those every day carry posts but there’s an Italian sub.
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I think my most grouchy old man opinion is that I do not like or understand ice cream cones. I want to eat my ice cream, not fight with it.
December 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My main takeaway from the Disclosure Day trailer? NBC in Kansas City isn’t channel 4, Fox is.
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think the last new MM paperback I bought was the first Witcher novel, which I then found out is actually like the third Witcher book, but the first two were only in trade, so I bought the box set and never wound up reading the MM anyway. Bummer. I wish they were still prevalent but I get it.
All my recent books went from hardcover to trade paperback and almost all of my backlist in mass market has now migrated to trade. The role of mass market paperbacks is now handled almost entirely by ebooks. I'm okay with this but it is the end of an era.

www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Last Call for Mass Market Paperbacks
After years of steady sales declines, the format will largely disappear next year.
www.publishersweekly.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m reading Stephen Ming’s first short story collection, which features a lot of pre-Carrie, early 70s stuff, and it’s clear he’s still sorta figuring out his voice, coming into his own as a writer, but the stories are fun.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you back into a parking spot at the grocery store I think less of you. “But my big truck has a blind spot, it’s actually easier to back in that to pull in,” cool, I think EVEN LESS of you specifically.
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I joined the dumbphones subreddit because I’ve been thinking about ditching my smartphone for something with way fewer features and I needed some knowledge. But the whole damn sub is just androids with physical keyboards. I don’t want something I can download Facebook on! That’s the whole point!
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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We’ll probably never again see such a casual, celebratory, & memorable gathering of Jim Henson’s family of characters as is found in 1987’s A MUPPET FAMILY CHRISTMAS…
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I refuse to be gaslit by year-end music lists into thinking I need to know what Geese is
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“Yeah St Louis isn’t great these days, all the restaurants downtown are closing, I don’t know….” *stl gets waymo* “YEAH WE’RE DIRTBAGS FUCK YOU TRY ME MOTHERFUCKER GET YOUR CLANKERMOBILE OUTTA HERE GIMME YOUR CATALYTIC CONVERTER”
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
TWO BEERS//NO DINNER
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
St Louis is getting Waymo so allow me to workshop a few St Louis Waymo jokes - at least the Waymo will use its turn signal!
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM