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“Being in trouble is a fake idea.” - Achewood, 2005
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“Being in trouble is a fake idea.” - Achewood, 2005
Contractors love to come to your door at 530 on a Friday and then be shocked and offended that you don’t want to schedule some sort of consultation with them.
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Contractors love to come to your door at 530 on a Friday and then be shocked and offended that you don’t want to schedule some sort of consultation with them.
My least favorite thing is having a really busy morning, then someone doesn’t answer the phone, so I suddenly have an hour free except I spend the whole time thinking “that guys gonna call me back any second,” and then he inevitably does, 2 minutes before the start of my next appointment.
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
My least favorite thing is having a really busy morning, then someone doesn’t answer the phone, so I suddenly have an hour free except I spend the whole time thinking “that guys gonna call me back any second,” and then he inevitably does, 2 minutes before the start of my next appointment.
As a corgi owner I would be remiss if I didn’t shout out Roth’s excellent “a really demanding little ottoman” comment.
In an effort to embody the vibes we wish to see in the world, most of this podcast is Kathryn's experience at the Westminster Dog Show and a lot of the rest of it is about Sturla The Emotional Norwegian Biathlete. It's a start. defector.com/choosing-you...
Choosing Your Pomeranian, With Kathryn Xu | Defector
Because last week was such a sad and difficult and busy one for us at the site, and also for the broader world in the way that things have been sad/difficult for some time now, I didn’t get around to ...
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February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
As a corgi owner I would be remiss if I didn’t shout out Roth’s excellent “a really demanding little ottoman” comment.
The American men’s curling team look likes dweebs, sorry, and they’re not proving to be very good at curling so far. Bring back the Coreys.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The American men’s curling team look likes dweebs, sorry, and they’re not proving to be very good at curling so far. Bring back the Coreys.
Accidentally became the personal tech support guy for an entire branch of the sales team. Hooraaaaaaaay
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Accidentally became the personal tech support guy for an entire branch of the sales team. Hooraaaaaaaay
I don’t love macaroni and cheese but it’s a great hot sauce delivery system.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I don’t love macaroni and cheese but it’s a great hot sauce delivery system.
“Splurging” on a relatively healthy $7 meal that can feed 2-3 adults. Fuck outta here
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
“Splurging” on a relatively healthy $7 meal that can feed 2-3 adults. Fuck outta here
Man what
Lipton Big Foot Soup (1987-circa 1991): A dried chicken noodle soup mix, featuring noodles shaped like large feet. Advertised not with "Bigfoot" (as in, sasquatch), but rather a giant, hairy, caveman-type character with massive feet named "Big Foot"
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man what
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All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
Peacock keeps automatically changing what I’m watching from curling to alpine skiing. I don’t want to watch skiing! I want to watch curling!
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Peacock keeps automatically changing what I’m watching from curling to alpine skiing. I don’t want to watch skiing! I want to watch curling!
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i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart
Your annual MLB vs NFL parity report
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams
Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9
Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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JOE MONTANA FOOTBALL
BLUESKY SOFTWARE 1991
SEGA GAME GEAR
BLUESKY SOFTWARE 1991
SEGA GAME GEAR
October 29, 2023 at 1:39 PM
JOE MONTANA FOOTBALL
BLUESKY SOFTWARE 1991
SEGA GAME GEAR
BLUESKY SOFTWARE 1991
SEGA GAME GEAR
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WONDER BOY III: THE DRAGON'S TRAP
WESTONE/SEGA 1989
SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
WESTONE/SEGA 1989
SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
WONDER BOY III: THE DRAGON'S TRAP
WESTONE/SEGA 1989
SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
WESTONE/SEGA 1989
SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
Do people making this joke (the reply, not the OP) think Italy is in South America or something? Do they not know where Italy stood in WW2?
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Do people making this joke (the reply, not the OP) think Italy is in South America or something? Do they not know where Italy stood in WW2?
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
Ok I beat the Dragon Quest 1 remake. Maybe now I will finally beat Dragon Quest 2.
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Ok I beat the Dragon Quest 1 remake. Maybe now I will finally beat Dragon Quest 2.
Crazy to put out a Bomberman collection and not include the Saturn and Turbografx games. Those are the good Bomberman games!
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Crazy to put out a Bomberman collection and not include the Saturn and Turbografx games. Those are the good Bomberman games!
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What we loved about Dan McQuade:
What We Loved About Dan McQuade | Defector
Today is Dan McQuade’s funeral. To celebrate our friend, we wanted to give the people he worked with a place to explain what they loved so much about him. If you would like to support Dan’s widow Jan,...
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February 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
What we loved about Dan McQuade:
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I want to play the new Dragon Quest 7, obv, but I still haven’t finished the DQ1 remake or even started DQ2 so it would be sorta silly to buy it right now. These games always go on sale eventually.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I want to play the new Dragon Quest 7, obv, but I still haven’t finished the DQ1 remake or even started DQ2 so it would be sorta silly to buy it right now. These games always go on sale eventually.
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i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
We know what the deal is, we’re not stupid, but sending the “immigration” troops to polling places kinda says the quiet part out loud.
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
We know what the deal is, we’re not stupid, but sending the “immigration” troops to polling places kinda says the quiet part out loud.
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM