Found a place you can put it since it seems to be unruly. #dallas

The car key was more expensive than I thought. It was roughly $450 because they had to buy an access code or something since it's a 2007? Also, found out that I had $150 from where you parked it. Cause you couldn't put down the pipe and move 5 ft to work from home. @sailormikeyy.bsky.social

There's much better places to put it so you don't have to put the controller down #dallas #gay #notgonnasuckitself #whatimherefor

Jiggle jiggle

You're cute as hell, but I don't wear clothes at home so I'll just cover my ding-dong all classy like.

It's saving your spot #dallas #gay

Well look at that mess you're making. All right that's it. You can't be trusted to handle that thing on your own. Pull around back you're going to be loading those into my rear cum-post compartment. Just push it all the way in there and you can safely dispose of those biological samples.

Well, if you're touching your penis, it would be rude for me not to touch mine.

Well he can't get to everybody. So sorry altar boys having their pews pushed in the rectory.... Sorry starving children in Africa... Sorry child brides in physically abusive pre-arranged marriages. Chad needed this win at Little League so he could go finals. And Sharon really needed to find her keys

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Okay but... like... Really message me and let's make our genitals high five.

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I can haz?