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Don't let the name fool you, I'm not actually a cat. But the 🔥Dαɳɠҽɾ🔥? Baby that's mild to moderate. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Awww that's a happy anteater out in the sun 😻
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Awww that's a happy anteater out in the sun 😻
*reports people following Bruno to maintain equilibrium*
September 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
*reports people following Bruno to maintain equilibrium*
If you're going to be fucking gourds I honestly would be concerned if you weren't high.
August 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you're going to be fucking gourds I honestly would be concerned if you weren't high.
You should tag them so we know who they are and they know their videos are being posted publicly.
August 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You should tag them so we know who they are and they know their videos are being posted publicly.
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The car key was more expensive than I thought. It was roughly $450 because they had to buy an access code or something since it's a 2007? Also, found out that I had $150 from where you parked it. Cause you couldn't put down the pipe and move 5 ft to work from home. @sailormikeyy.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The car key was more expensive than I thought. It was roughly $450 because they had to buy an access code or something since it's a 2007? Also, found out that I had $150 from where you parked it. Cause you couldn't put down the pipe and move 5 ft to work from home. @sailormikeyy.bsky.social
The car key was more expensive than I thought. It was roughly $450 because they had to buy an access code or something since it's a 2007? Also, found out that I had $150 from where you parked it. Cause you couldn't put down the pipe and move 5 ft to work from home. @sailormikeyy.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The car key was more expensive than I thought. It was roughly $450 because they had to buy an access code or something since it's a 2007? Also, found out that I had $150 from where you parked it. Cause you couldn't put down the pipe and move 5 ft to work from home. @sailormikeyy.bsky.social
Nice penis. Throw away the toilet paper rolls.
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August 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nice penis. Throw away the toilet paper rolls.
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The words say happy, but the expression says "your aunt worked very hard knitting you that sweater so go say thank you"
August 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The words say happy, but the expression says "your aunt worked very hard knitting you that sweater so go say thank you"
There's much better places to put it so you don't have to put the controller down #dallas #gay #notgonnasuckitself #whatimherefor
July 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
There's much better places to put it so you don't have to put the controller down #dallas #gay #notgonnasuckitself #whatimherefor
And some goddamn restitution for saving you from living on the streets, feeding you, your own fucking room as you stole from me and left out the fucking window the day they served my notice to vacate. AND LEAVING PICTURES OF YOUR MOM'S TITS, HER DIAPERS, AND PUSSY MEDS #whatswrongwithmariaspussytho
July 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
And some goddamn restitution for saving you from living on the streets, feeding you, your own fucking room as you stole from me and left out the fucking window the day they served my notice to vacate. AND LEAVING PICTURES OF YOUR MOM'S TITS, HER DIAPERS, AND PUSSY MEDS #whatswrongwithmariaspussytho
Don't forgot to pay me the 6 months of rent, the 500 you STOLE from my MOM, the 600 you STOLE from me, the 400 for having my car towed AFTER YOU STOLE IT AND MADE ME MISS MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY, the 300 to have a new car key made, 50 for mailbox, 25 for front door, #whatswrongwithmariaspussytho
July 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Don't forgot to pay me the 6 months of rent, the 500 you STOLE from my MOM, the 600 you STOLE from me, the 400 for having my car towed AFTER YOU STOLE IT AND MADE ME MISS MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY, the 300 to have a new car key made, 50 for mailbox, 25 for front door, #whatswrongwithmariaspussytho
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THAT'S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!
July 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THAT'S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!
according to the old Ms Manners book, the customary thank you for an over the top compliment is sodomy. You're cordially invited to an intimate gather in the back of me. You can RSVP +1 if you like as there is room for two to ride in my back seat.
#dallas #buttsecks
#dallas #buttsecks
July 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
according to the old Ms Manners book, the customary thank you for an over the top compliment is sodomy. You're cordially invited to an intimate gather in the back of me. You can RSVP +1 if you like as there is room for two to ride in my back seat.
#dallas #buttsecks
#dallas #buttsecks
"I’m not picky honestly 🤭"
Well well well... sounds like my cue to enter
Well well well... sounds like my cue to enter
July 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"I’m not picky honestly 🤭"
Well well well... sounds like my cue to enter
Well well well... sounds like my cue to enter
you're unreasonably attractive
July 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
you're unreasonably attractive
Let's spit roast a watermelon and make some daiquiris
July 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Let's spit roast a watermelon and make some daiquiris
You're cute as hell, but I don't wear clothes at home so I'll just cover my ding-dong all classy like.
June 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You're cute as hell, but I don't wear clothes at home so I'll just cover my ding-dong all classy like.
May 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Well look at that mess you're making. All right that's it. You can't be trusted to handle that thing on your own. Pull around back you're going to be loading those into my rear cum-post compartment. Just push it all the way in there and you can safely dispose of those biological samples.
May 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Well look at that mess you're making. All right that's it. You can't be trusted to handle that thing on your own. Pull around back you're going to be loading those into my rear cum-post compartment. Just push it all the way in there and you can safely dispose of those biological samples.
Well, if you're touching your penis, it would be rude for me not to touch mine.
May 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Well, if you're touching your penis, it would be rude for me not to touch mine.
Well he can't get to everybody. So sorry altar boys having their pews pushed in the rectory.... Sorry starving children in Africa... Sorry child brides in physically abusive pre-arranged marriages. Chad needed this win at Little League so he could go finals. And Sharon really needed to find her keys
May 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Well he can't get to everybody. So sorry altar boys having their pews pushed in the rectory.... Sorry starving children in Africa... Sorry child brides in physically abusive pre-arranged marriages. Chad needed this win at Little League so he could go finals. And Sharon really needed to find her keys