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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 5h

If Susan Lucci isn't in your lifetime original picture then I don't want it

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

This is maybe the most insulting thing you could say about a human being lol

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 6h

Watch the real story of Moby dick on ask a mortician YouTube. This kid, uhhhhhh. Didn't fare too well 😬

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10h

Well, sir, I want to see what whaling is. I want to see the world.

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 6h

Nice😎

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 7h

Were Yahoo chat rooms social media? Cuz I caught a husband there. Gross, I know lol

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 1d

What do you mean your dick "crunched" off? How had it gotten so crispy in the first place?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10h

it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!

Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 11h

More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.

Multiple tweets from Nazi Jack Posobiec in 2016 making "jokes" involving the Nazi code "1488."

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11h

Please help my friends with their hay drive or I will cancel Halloween (I have the authority to do this).

Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 11h

It’s WISHLIST WEDNESDAY and if you have $8 to spare we need HAY please! donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha...

Pastel orange graphic with orange, brown, and yellow flowers. There is a hay bale at the bottom against a white starburst shape for emphasis. Text reads “Its Wishlist wednesday and the only thing on our wishlist this week is HAY! We need to raise $25,000 to feed our residents through the winter, so please consider a donation if you can.”

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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna open an art gallery but it’s just all of the old fake movie posters from Chuck E. Cheese.

Chuck E. Cheese parody movie posters for INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, BATMAN, BEETLEJUICE, BEVERLY HILLS COP, GONE WITH THE WIND, JAWS, TOOTSIE, THE WIZARD OF OZ and CROCODILE DUNDEE.

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 12h

That kid can party!

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 12h

Going to steal some American flags to burn. At least 20, that plastic goes up real fast

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Zach Halper @zanath.bsky.social · 13h

"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 14h

Woof, maybe I should get into country music. I'll be a hack for cash money lol

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 15h

Jesus Christ. I need one area of my life to not be a struggle, just one

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 15h

I'm very thankful the little office dog is in today. Feeding him treats is keeping me from completely going mad

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 15h

I'm selling raffle tickets for the chance to win 15 minutes kissing my ass. $5 a pop, can't win if you don't play!

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Phones suck. They decided to suck over day and forget everything they learned.

🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

I'm sorry people talk about things that are not your personal interest

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Ew! Is that who he is? That song sucks so hard, ugh

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Go back to threads

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anerdylawyer.bsky.social @anerdylawyer.bsky.social · 16h

Lol a republican's nightmare scenario really is a woman and an undocumented immigrant receiving adequate healthcare and hospital's having less than maximum profit margins

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Oh she saw other pop stars getting dirty and thought she would do it too. But she is not a sex kitten, she's the dork. She wrote a whole song about it lol, tiny sparkly outfit don't change that

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Lmao do you know what the Romanov solution was?

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🦋💀Danger Tits💀🦋 @dangertits.bsky.social · 16h

Some institutions deserve the Mussolini treatment, and if they are lucky that is all they would get and not the Romanov solution

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