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I have NO IDEA what you're talking about
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Genuinely had never heard of or seen the 1990 Capitol Crawl protest until a TikTok last night and holy shit.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRCs...
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
January 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
warm timeline serendipity cc @joshsternberg.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
That time I mocked up Google Drive, but it's your Breath of the Wild inventory management system.
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Tim Cook presents Donald Trump an American-made glass engraving at the White House on 6 August 2025.

Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
paul,
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Here's a picture of my cat.
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Is this... a #dickbar?
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
but
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THIS.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO OPEN PREVIEW ON MY PHONE INSTEAD OF PREVIEW ON MY MAC.

WHAT THE HELL IS TESTPREVIEWAPPP*.

SPOTLIGHT USED TO WORK.

* Turns out it's part of a Deloitte** deliverables package I reviewed nearly 6 years ago
** heh
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Ok here. This *is* weird, right?
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
You won't believe how many fraudulent daycares they've found on this plane.
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Or... you could do what I did and get a couple old Macs working.
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

wait,
December 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
See:
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ICE Acting Director: "The administration’s goal, he said, was to deport immigrants as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”

Oh, maybe put them on trains? Like goods, not people?

That quote was from April.

apple.news/ABuh7OUkjTs2...
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think not valuing the system *is* intentionally harming the system, though. I think they see the system as over engineered, too cautious, too expensive, too onerous on industry, and too much tilted on the cost/benefit side. They don't value the outcome of safe food.
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don't know about "at all" but I did know there's a "suggest less":
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What? No! Fuck off!
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The #1 movie the year you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go:

Great. We're going to fight Nazis who are trying to take over the world and discover the secret to eternal life. So that's pretty accurate.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A reminder that you can always put googly eyes on things, like your front door lock.
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM