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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era

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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶‍🌫️ he/they🏳️‍🌈 Partnered with @[email protected] DanielAegan.com

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · Aug 24

Are you a fan of messy romances? How about a meandering adventure? Would you be opposed to some hot fantasy politics?

The Elvenweed Chronicles has a little something for everyone and a lot more. So why not score a copy, get cozy, and drift into a haze of elvenweed smoke? You’ll be so glad you did.

A pothead epic!

The highest of high fantasy

The Elvenweed Chronicles
By Daniel Aegan

Out now!

Imager shows cartoon images of a blonde elf wearing a green tunic smoking a pipe and a sandy-haired young man with a shield and squire armor. Between them behind the title is a plume of smoke and a cannabis plant.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 1h

Another reason not to ever see this movie.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Disney promoting AI slop posters at the ‘Tron Ares’ premiere

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 1h

They drank all the piss!

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 2h

THIS ISN’T ENOUGH PISS!

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 2h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 8% full.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 2h

Haha. I saw this earlier. Good stuff. 🤪

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Boooooooo!

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Huge if true.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Is Cash4Gold your new sponsor? Are you Alex Jonesing?

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Lucky! No one on social media who’ve expressed interest in smashing ever live close enough for the smashening.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 9h

Were retail stores really better when you were a kid or are you just old and miserable now?

We explore the topic over at The Serving Times: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/walmartsuc...

Retail Nostalgia

Walmart Wasn't Better in the Past, You're Just Nostalgic for a Time When You Weren't There for Hemorrhoid Cream

theservingtimes.beehiiv.com

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Monday was two days ago, so you can tell me now. 😜

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa, I’m in this bundle! You should check it out!

SP Shade ✨New Release✨ @spshade.bsky.social · 2d

Yooo! I'm in a new bundle put together by @chiefwritesbook.bsky.social for under-rated books! For just $38, you can get 63 books from underrated independent authors! itch.io/b/3305/under...

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Too late.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Oof.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks for the clarity! It’s been decades since I’ve seen this movie, and I don’t remember the gag.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 6h

Wait, Fozzie and Kermit are brothers? Is this canon???

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 6h

I should be publishing Blood Drives, an anthology of short stories about vampires, werewolves, and priestly secret agents from the world of my Blood Drive Thrillogy in November/December.

Blood Drives: A Collection of Short Stories by Daniel Aegan

Cover shows a skull with bat wings and a crossbones under it. It’s in front of a neon red sunset image against a purple sky.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 6h

I should be publishing Blood Drives, an anthology of short stories about vampires, werewolves, and priestly secret agents from the world of my Blood Drive Thrillogy in November/December.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 8h

Hell yes. This book may be driving me nuts, but I’m loving the characters and their interactions with one another.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 9h

The only one of those I’ve read is Hellboy. I love the characters and the lore and the art. Might be time to get back into that one.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 9h

Also, the 90s still don’t exist.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 9h

Nice.

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 9h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 9h

Today we’re discussing Marvel’s Avengers Disassembled and onward up to Siege. Discuss.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 9h

I just want to talk comic books today, so jump on board unless you don’t want to. Peace.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 9h

#LGBTQWriteAThon October 8:

Sci-fi comedy with some queer drama

#writesky #queerwriters #writers #lgbtqwriters

AmaraJLynn💎🌌🌺GEMS & STAR FLOWERS coming soon! @amaralynn.bsky.social · 11h

#LGBTQWriteAThon October 8:

What genre is your WIP?

#writesky #queerwriters #writers #lgbtqwriters

Image: a burnt orange background with two jack o' lanterns. Text: #LGBTQWriteAThon Use the tag and follow the feed on BlueSky! Tag @LGBTQWriteAThon in photos on Instagram! October 8: Genres.
BlueSky: @amaralynn @rebeccafrostwrites.com Instagram: @LGBTQWriteAThon @amarajlynn @krakengoddess

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 10h

The government has sent me a certified letter stating my wiener has “too much sexual experience” for a comic book nerd. If I don’t cease and desist the nerdery, they’re going to replace it with an incel’s wiener and set my status back to “pre-virginal”.