Daniel GreenWolf
@danielgreenwolf.bsky.social
I perform Irish-Themed Magic professionally, I run Renaissance Faires, I train in Tang Soo Do, I (occasionally) practice Wicca, I am Pansexual and Polyamorous. I also be a Ginger (sic).
He/Him/His
He/Him/His
If me being late to the party causes the party to go on longer, then I'm here for it.
Finally saw Sinners tonight.
Fuck that movie was so good. Everything I want in a movie and in music. Like... Yeah.
Everyone in it and everyone who worked on it deserves all the things.
Finally saw Sinners tonight.
Fuck that movie was so good. Everything I want in a movie and in music. Like... Yeah.
Everyone in it and everyone who worked on it deserves all the things.
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If me being late to the party causes the party to go on longer, then I'm here for it.
Finally saw Sinners tonight.
Fuck that movie was so good. Everything I want in a movie and in music. Like... Yeah.
Everyone in it and everyone who worked on it deserves all the things.
Finally saw Sinners tonight.
Fuck that movie was so good. Everything I want in a movie and in music. Like... Yeah.
Everyone in it and everyone who worked on it deserves all the things.
My feelings are not complicated.
It is very easy to think someone's a piece of shit who does not deserve to have millions of dollars and millions of followers AND also not want that person murdered for the things he says.
I can both not mourn someone's death and not celebrate it.
It is very easy to think someone's a piece of shit who does not deserve to have millions of dollars and millions of followers AND also not want that person murdered for the things he says.
I can both not mourn someone's death and not celebrate it.
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My feelings are not complicated.
It is very easy to think someone's a piece of shit who does not deserve to have millions of dollars and millions of followers AND also not want that person murdered for the things he says.
I can both not mourn someone's death and not celebrate it.
It is very easy to think someone's a piece of shit who does not deserve to have millions of dollars and millions of followers AND also not want that person murdered for the things he says.
I can both not mourn someone's death and not celebrate it.
Hey buddy! Ya wanna hear about Renaissance Faires from me?
Then listen up... And support NPR while you do.
www.ctpublic.org/show/where-w...
Then listen up... And support NPR while you do.
www.ctpublic.org/show/where-w...
Faire play: A look inside Renaissance Faires around CT
From turkey legs and jousts to storytellers and artisans, Renaissance Faires have a little something for everyone. Today, we hear from attendees, performers, and organizers of Ren Faires around the st...
www.ctpublic.org
July 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey buddy! Ya wanna hear about Renaissance Faires from me?
Then listen up... And support NPR while you do.
www.ctpublic.org/show/where-w...
Then listen up... And support NPR while you do.
www.ctpublic.org/show/where-w...
Just now, my eldest teenage daughter proclaimed "I hate A.I." My younger teenage daughter agreed with her.
And I felt like I have succeeded as a parent.
#SmallVictories #PayRealArtists
And I felt like I have succeeded as a parent.
#SmallVictories #PayRealArtists
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just now, my eldest teenage daughter proclaimed "I hate A.I." My younger teenage daughter agreed with her.
And I felt like I have succeeded as a parent.
#SmallVictories #PayRealArtists
And I felt like I have succeeded as a parent.
#SmallVictories #PayRealArtists
Have you ever come across someone so disrespectful while simultaneously being so astonishingly stupid and disconnected from reality? Sometimes it's quite stunning. Like seeing a shooting star. Full of gas.
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Have you ever come across someone so disrespectful while simultaneously being so astonishingly stupid and disconnected from reality? Sometimes it's quite stunning. Like seeing a shooting star. Full of gas.
Awww, The boys made me blush. But seriously, go buy one. You could buy it as a t-shirt, or a hat, or a mug, or pretty much most things I think.
Its sexy to #coexist, as demonstrated by friend of the show @danielgreenwolf.bsky.social. Get yours at heyscoops.dashery.com.
June 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Awww, The boys made me blush. But seriously, go buy one. You could buy it as a t-shirt, or a hat, or a mug, or pretty much most things I think.
16 years since I lost my Father
5 years since I lost my Tang Soo Do mentor
4 years since I lost my Magic Mentor
3 Years since I lost my eldest Brother
It sucks that these are all amazing people who shaped who I became and they're all gone now.
Some nights are just harder than others.
5 years since I lost my Tang Soo Do mentor
4 years since I lost my Magic Mentor
3 Years since I lost my eldest Brother
It sucks that these are all amazing people who shaped who I became and they're all gone now.
Some nights are just harder than others.
June 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
16 years since I lost my Father
5 years since I lost my Tang Soo Do mentor
4 years since I lost my Magic Mentor
3 Years since I lost my eldest Brother
It sucks that these are all amazing people who shaped who I became and they're all gone now.
Some nights are just harder than others.
5 years since I lost my Tang Soo Do mentor
4 years since I lost my Magic Mentor
3 Years since I lost my eldest Brother
It sucks that these are all amazing people who shaped who I became and they're all gone now.
Some nights are just harder than others.
This loving man was shot protecting his husband after homophobes killed their dog and left the dog's skull on their porch and shot them while they were grieving.
THIS IS WHY US QUEERS ARE STILL FUCKING MAD.
THIS IS WHY US QUEERS ARE STILL FUCKING MAD.
Jonathan Joss, the voice actor for John Redcorn in “King of the Hill,” has died after being shot by a neighbor in Texas. He was 59
'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Jonathan Joss Fatally Shot in Texas
Actor Jonathan Joss -- best known for his work in the animated series "King of the Hill" has died after being shot by a neighbor in Texas, TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
June 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This loving man was shot protecting his husband after homophobes killed their dog and left the dog's skull on their porch and shot them while they were grieving.
THIS IS WHY US QUEERS ARE STILL FUCKING MAD.
THIS IS WHY US QUEERS ARE STILL FUCKING MAD.
If you think that Celtic and Irish symbolism are somehow antisemitic, there's a technical term for you- A fuckin' idiot.
You cannot make up someone's level of stupid sometimes.
You cannot make up someone's level of stupid sometimes.
May 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you think that Celtic and Irish symbolism are somehow antisemitic, there's a technical term for you- A fuckin' idiot.
You cannot make up someone's level of stupid sometimes.
You cannot make up someone's level of stupid sometimes.
When a producer says "I don't think your style fits our show" And what they seem to mean is that "Your act doesn't have enough card tricks, dick jokes, and Harry Potter references. Oh, and you wear a kilt."
May 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
When a producer says "I don't think your style fits our show" And what they seem to mean is that "Your act doesn't have enough card tricks, dick jokes, and Harry Potter references. Oh, and you wear a kilt."
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I forgot to share my Ostara piece for the Spring Equinox! 🐇🐇
March 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I forgot to share my Ostara piece for the Spring Equinox! 🐇🐇
"Look forward to being there!" is not what you say about a funeral...
Okay, you wouldn't say that about MOST funerals.
Okay, you wouldn't say that about MOST funerals.
April 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Look forward to being there!" is not what you say about a funeral...
Okay, you wouldn't say that about MOST funerals.
Okay, you wouldn't say that about MOST funerals.
*Watching the Breakfast Club with our teenage daughters*
*Ali Sheedy walks out after the makeover*
My 14 y/o: "I liked her better before"
Me: "There are two kinds of people in this world, kiddo. And you are clearly a product of your parents"
#ParentalPride #RaisingThemRight
*Ali Sheedy walks out after the makeover*
My 14 y/o: "I liked her better before"
Me: "There are two kinds of people in this world, kiddo. And you are clearly a product of your parents"
#ParentalPride #RaisingThemRight
April 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*Watching the Breakfast Club with our teenage daughters*
*Ali Sheedy walks out after the makeover*
My 14 y/o: "I liked her better before"
Me: "There are two kinds of people in this world, kiddo. And you are clearly a product of your parents"
#ParentalPride #RaisingThemRight
*Ali Sheedy walks out after the makeover*
My 14 y/o: "I liked her better before"
Me: "There are two kinds of people in this world, kiddo. And you are clearly a product of your parents"
#ParentalPride #RaisingThemRight
Every Catholic funeral I have been to has been a time-share presentation for Jesus first and a celebration of the person second.
"I know your friend is dead, but here, have some snacks and think about the long term investment in this baby." *Slaps bible*
At least the incense smells nice.
"I know your friend is dead, but here, have some snacks and think about the long term investment in this baby." *Slaps bible*
At least the incense smells nice.
April 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every Catholic funeral I have been to has been a time-share presentation for Jesus first and a celebration of the person second.
"I know your friend is dead, but here, have some snacks and think about the long term investment in this baby." *Slaps bible*
At least the incense smells nice.
"I know your friend is dead, but here, have some snacks and think about the long term investment in this baby." *Slaps bible*
At least the incense smells nice.
I have never rooted for main characters less than watching Yellowjackets. Hats off to the actors, because I hate everyone in this show, except the daughter and the dad.
April 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have never rooted for main characters less than watching Yellowjackets. Hats off to the actors, because I hate everyone in this show, except the daughter and the dad.
"Adolescence" on Netflix is right up there with "The Imitation Game" and "Uncut Gems". It was amazing and intense and brilliant and I will never watch it again.
April 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"Adolescence" on Netflix is right up there with "The Imitation Game" and "Uncut Gems". It was amazing and intense and brilliant and I will never watch it again.
Every ounce of my being wants to see the new Naked Gun movie.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
April 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Every ounce of my being wants to see the new Naked Gun movie.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
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March 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh once May hits, it's gonna be a high gear adventure! Here's where #CelticMagic is going to be so far. Any date with an asterisk is going to be our big illusion show, including doing illusions at the first weekend of the NY Capital District Ren Fest & our triumphant return to the Maryland Ren Fest!
March 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh once May hits, it's gonna be a high gear adventure! Here's where #CelticMagic is going to be so far. Any date with an asterisk is going to be our big illusion show, including doing illusions at the first weekend of the NY Capital District Ren Fest & our triumphant return to the Maryland Ren Fest!
Thomas Raith from the Dresden Files
March 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Thomas Raith from the Dresden Files
Hard agree. I know the guy worked out, but Houdini has been forced to do the heavy lifting in a lot of Magicians' acts for a century now.
Add to that "breaking Houdini's escape record" (kiiiiillll me nooooow)
March 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hard agree. I know the guy worked out, but Houdini has been forced to do the heavy lifting in a lot of Magicians' acts for a century now.
Every time I see a Magician reference Harry Potter in their act, my soul dies a little. Not JUST because she's transphobic trash, because she is, but also because it has become the laziest plot device.
Write better, gawddammit.
Write better, gawddammit.
March 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Every time I see a Magician reference Harry Potter in their act, my soul dies a little. Not JUST because she's transphobic trash, because she is, but also because it has become the laziest plot device.
Write better, gawddammit.
Write better, gawddammit.
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"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."
Philadelphia schools will allow trans athletes to compete, rejecting Trump executive order
The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity.
www.advocate.com
March 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."
Reposted by Daniel GreenWolf
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.
The show must go on.
The show must go on.
When I'm working on losing weight and I go to the doctors office, and they weigh me with my clothes on, I just want to yell "No! Let me get naked first!"
I don't yell that in public anymore for... reasons, but it's the principle of the thing.
(Unrelated- Whole Foods is really uptight as a company)
I don't yell that in public anymore for... reasons, but it's the principle of the thing.
(Unrelated- Whole Foods is really uptight as a company)
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When I'm working on losing weight and I go to the doctors office, and they weigh me with my clothes on, I just want to yell "No! Let me get naked first!"
I don't yell that in public anymore for... reasons, but it's the principle of the thing.
(Unrelated- Whole Foods is really uptight as a company)
I don't yell that in public anymore for... reasons, but it's the principle of the thing.
(Unrelated- Whole Foods is really uptight as a company)