@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Luckily these popcorn buckets double as barf receptacles!
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Luckily these popcorn buckets double as barf receptacles!
Today we’re learning How to Survive Uber with Oliver Pardo!
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive Uber with Oliver Pardo!
In response to the CIA drone strike on Venezuela, Maduro has called Trump “ a fargin ice hole”.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In response to the CIA drone strike on Venezuela, Maduro has called Trump “ a fargin ice hole”.
🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like an e-meter reading!🎵
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like an e-meter reading!🎵
Is it “Son of Shithead”? Because, if so, I’m not surprised.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Is it “Son of Shithead”? Because, if so, I’m not surprised.
Happy Caturday. Am I doing this right?
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Happy Caturday. Am I doing this right?
@lyndacarter.bsky.social just a regular day in kindergarten in my Wonder Woman bathing suit.
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@lyndacarter.bsky.social just a regular day in kindergarten in my Wonder Woman bathing suit.
Trying my best to wish Karoline Leavitt into the cornfield.
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Trying my best to wish Karoline Leavitt into the cornfield.
According to this article, she's still wearing hats!
October 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
According to this article, she's still wearing hats!
Just finished reading Trump’s how-to manual.
September 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just finished reading Trump’s how-to manual.
So the Fox News model.
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So the Fox News model.
Pour some out for Robert Redford today.
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pour some out for Robert Redford today.
Is Duo MAGA?
September 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Is Duo MAGA?
But October is Touch the Third Rail Month
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
But October is Touch the Third Rail Month
For instance, Lopez is wearing it between her toes!
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
For instance, Lopez is wearing it between her toes!
Marco Rubio making a concerted effort to not sink into the couch.
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Marco Rubio making a concerted effort to not sink into the couch.
Apparently it’s decency season.
June 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Apparently it’s decency season.
Note to people making therapy-related videos: maybe don't start with a quote from a guy who famously killed himself.
April 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Note to people making therapy-related videos: maybe don't start with a quote from a guy who famously killed himself.
My son used to make obscure action figures WITH HIS HANDS.
April 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
My son used to make obscure action figures WITH HIS HANDS.
See, Amazon is already fucking up Bond. Sheesh!
April 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
See, Amazon is already fucking up Bond. Sheesh!
Would.
February 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Would.
Almost as effective as a restraining order!
January 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Almost as effective as a restraining order!
L to the OG
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
L to the OG