daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Please check out my new humor piece on Slackjaw!
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I, Timothée Chalamet, Just Want To Play A Guy Who’s Not Good At Anything
My doctor would be ever so grateful
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January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Today we’re learning How to Survive rehab and troubled teen programs with Charlie Nelson Jacobs!
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
A lifetime in the making, this comedic piece I wrote for The Belladonna is near and dear to my waist, er, heart. Please to enjoy!

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I’m Your Extremely High-Waisted Pants and I’m Starting to Feel Neglected, Rachel
You’re a weak, torso-less coward.
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January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Today we’re learning How to Survive a haunted house in Ojai!
How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine
Comedy Interviews Podcast · Updated Weekly · A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle ...
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January 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive Uber with Oliver Pardo!
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
In the past when we destabilized another country, we at least had the decency to lie about it being about oil.
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Today we’re learning How to Survive losing your voice and network censors with Gary Mann!
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In response to the CIA drone strike on Venezuela, Maduro has called Trump “ a fargin ice hole”.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Today we’re learning How to Survive being ill-prepared for life and Burning Man with @jordanmorris.bsky.social!
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I made the Most Popular Posts on Chortle!
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Our 10 Most Popular Posts of 2025
A brief look back.
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December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

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December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Today we’re surviving white water rapids and working on the river with @dreaclark.bsky.social!
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Today we’re learning How to Survive sulfuric acid and a sulfur allergy with
Jeremy Bent!
@jeremybent.bsky.social!
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like an e-meter reading!🎵
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Today we’re learning How to Survive Holiday Stress!
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Is it “Son of Shithead”? Because, if so, I’m not surprised.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Happy Caturday. Am I doing this right?
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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TOMORROW!!
Join Oliver Pardo and me for 90-120 minutes of stupidity!!
My Annual Virtual Holiday Show!

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November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Today we’re surviving a bad trip with Ilana Cohn Sullivan!
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I have a new piece up at Belladonna! Please check it out.
“Why 17, you ask? Because it’s exactly all you’ll need for the rest of your life.”
By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social

Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/press-releas...
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So we just need to say that one of the Epstein survivors won something, send her in to meet Trump and he’ll suddenly listen to her?
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
But first they’ll have to find her, as she lives in Canada and he met her at camp.

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Kash Patel's girlfriend being protected by FBI SWAT agents as security perk
Agents on a detail with the country singer would presumably be unable to respond or delayed in responding to other incidents, according to sources.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Totally wild that Jesse Eisenberg said no to the Zuckerberg sequel but signed up for a third Now You See Me film.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM