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Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 2d

Babies having babies! Congratulations!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 3d

I think it’s when they came back from
Commercial.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 4d

Agreed!

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howtosurvive.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social · 4d

Today we’re learning How to Survive salmonella with Mike Henry!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 8d

Really? I’ll have to take a look

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 8d

Well I’m sure tellers in LA are used to it but it’s all app-banking for me

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

Yep!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

Holy shit!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

This is what happens when your hair starts receding at 17.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

Hahahaha!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

@cristela.bsky.social, just heard you on @nicollewallace.bsky.social! You were so eloquent, and of course funny!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

It’s a joke. See above.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

It’s just a joke. See above.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

It’s a joke. People are always saying “we need to protect (insert old person) at all costs.”

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

I was trying to decide if that was supposed to be a joke.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 9d

Holy shit. I had to look it up to see if it was real. Couldn’t he have just done the Riyadh festival?

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 10d

It’s October, you know what means: the $14 residual checks from my stint as “whispering girl” in The Craft are going to start rolling in!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 10d

Exactly.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 10d

You guys didn't protect Jane Goodall at all costs and it shows!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 10d

The country is crumbling... but you can escape it for a while by watching my nonsense in the cities below!
Last road dates until 2026!
Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank!
Tix links at jimmypardo.com

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howtosurvive.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social · 11d

Today we’re learning How to Survive being left at the altar and getting married in another country with Marta Mendez Cross!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 12d

Yes that’s great!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

Laughed out loud. I hope they do more of these.

The Onion @theonion.com · 13d

61 Years Ago Today:

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13d

61 Years Ago Today:

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14d

We have the best listeners!

tenaciouscleve.bsky.social @tenaciouscleve.bsky.social · 14d

@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social on @nevernotfunny.com you said no one ever makes anything for How to Survive. Hope this helps. Sadly, it’s not a tchotchke. @kristinekimmel.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com @mynameisgaron.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social