Dan Kim (김명준)
@danielmkim.bsky.social
He/him. Appa. Cat dad. Former infantry person, current food/wine person. Ally. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC Reds. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. Confederates = traitors. Punch Nazis. Trump/Putin/ICE Delenda Est
I might be a school-trained chef in French technique, but I’m a friggin shoemaker (Google that kitchen epithet) when it comes to Korean food. I boiled oxtail & marrow bones for seollungtang (설렁탕) from 10am to 6pm, but never got the desired milky color. Kids loved it, don’t get me wrong. But still.
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I might be a school-trained chef in French technique, but I’m a friggin shoemaker (Google that kitchen epithet) when it comes to Korean food. I boiled oxtail & marrow bones for seollungtang (설렁탕) from 10am to 6pm, but never got the desired milky color. Kids loved it, don’t get me wrong. But still.
#BreakingNews new DHS dress uniforms just dropped today
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
#BreakingNews new DHS dress uniforms just dropped today
End results are cooling on the windowsill & probably headed for their lunch boxes multiple times this week.
January 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
End results are cooling on the windowsill & probably headed for their lunch boxes multiple times this week.
Cheesecakes are in the oven. For reference, here’s my recipe, which is on the heavier side. But also, I was today years old when I discovered that something called “Hot Cheetos Salad” exists 🤢
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Cheesecakes are in the oven. For reference, here’s my recipe, which is on the heavier side. But also, I was today years old when I discovered that something called “Hot Cheetos Salad” exists 🤢
Work week is over. No sales records or anything like that, because the tourists with country codes in their reservations all went home. It’ll probably take another week to feel whole again after the holiday season. Occupational hazard. Train beer helps with that healing. Sláinte.
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Work week is over. No sales records or anything like that, because the tourists with country codes in their reservations all went home. It’ll probably take another week to feel whole again after the holiday season. Occupational hazard. Train beer helps with that healing. Sláinte.
For you people (I see you) who are on this doofus’s side, witness Goodie from Sunday night. In the damn sink (the drain catcher was on the floor because he thought there might be food there), licking the ladle because I’d made chili. ISTFG he’s at least part ginger cat.
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
For you people (I see you) who are on this doofus’s side, witness Goodie from Sunday night. In the damn sink (the drain catcher was on the floor because he thought there might be food there), licking the ladle because I’d made chili. ISTFG he’s at least part ginger cat.
Cat chronicles (a continuing saga)
Mutual antipathy has quickly turned into “protect me from the evil nail clippers, big sis!” She replied with a growl that could only mean “this is the FO part of FAFO!” @drjchernov.bsky.social
Mutual antipathy has quickly turned into “protect me from the evil nail clippers, big sis!” She replied with a growl that could only mean “this is the FO part of FAFO!” @drjchernov.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Cat chronicles (a continuing saga)
Mutual antipathy has quickly turned into “protect me from the evil nail clippers, big sis!” She replied with a growl that could only mean “this is the FO part of FAFO!” @drjchernov.bsky.social
Mutual antipathy has quickly turned into “protect me from the evil nail clippers, big sis!” She replied with a growl that could only mean “this is the FO part of FAFO!” @drjchernov.bsky.social
But then he got her back & maybe felt … guilty? Nah. Not this orange cat in a tabby’s body. @drjchernov.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
But then he got her back & maybe felt … guilty? Nah. Not this orange cat in a tabby’s body. @drjchernov.bsky.social
Goodie lost this battle. He’s well on his way to losing the long war against Big Sis Ruth, who reared up on her hind legs & went after him with both front paws. @drjchernov.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Goodie lost this battle. He’s well on his way to losing the long war against Big Sis Ruth, who reared up on her hind legs & went after him with both front paws. @drjchernov.bsky.social
What I wouldn’t give to be able to post a sign like this in my restaurant’s restrooms, but alas.
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
What I wouldn’t give to be able to post a sign like this in my restaurant’s restrooms, but alas.
This is my whiskey glass. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Christmas present from @drjchernov.bsky.social with an inscription of Lincoln’s quote about Grant’s supposed drunkenness, send each of my generals a barrel of what he drinks. I’m smoked. 1000 guests tonight. Happy new year.
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 AM
This is my whiskey glass. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Christmas present from @drjchernov.bsky.social with an inscription of Lincoln’s quote about Grant’s supposed drunkenness, send each of my generals a barrel of what he drinks. I’m smoked. 1000 guests tonight. Happy new year.
I used to own a woobie. I loved it. It had kept me warm & was my one true friend when I needed one. Guess it’s theirs now.
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I used to own a woobie. I loved it. It had kept me warm & was my one true friend when I needed one. Guess it’s theirs now.
Day off means I have a lunch date.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Day off means I have a lunch date.
With apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson, home is the restaurant general manager, home from the holiday dining hordes. 1200 guests, a record during my tenure. Celebrating with a wee bit of Arthur Guinness’s stout.
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
With apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson, home is the restaurant general manager, home from the holiday dining hordes. 1200 guests, a record during my tenure. Celebrating with a wee bit of Arthur Guinness’s stout.
1000 guests in tonight, looking at almost 1100 tomorrow. Highlight of tonight was the guy who dropped the bottle of A-1 sauce that he brought in himself cuz idk, he figured we’re just a half step above a Sizzler? 🤦🏻♂️ If I have a spirit animal, it’s beer for the train from Rose’s Pizza at Penn Station.
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
1000 guests in tonight, looking at almost 1100 tomorrow. Highlight of tonight was the guy who dropped the bottle of A-1 sauce that he brought in himself cuz idk, he figured we’re just a half step above a Sizzler? 🤦🏻♂️ If I have a spirit animal, it’s beer for the train from Rose’s Pizza at Penn Station.
I’m in the middle of a 1,000 guest dinner service & @drjchernov.bsky.social chose violence.
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m in the middle of a 1,000 guest dinner service & @drjchernov.bsky.social chose violence.
In today’s episode of “I really have to baby proof my kitchen cabinets,” may I present this gift I found on the floor. He didn’t even have the common decency to throw it away.
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
In today’s episode of “I really have to baby proof my kitchen cabinets,” may I present this gift I found on the floor. He didn’t even have the common decency to throw it away.
I’m exhausted after an almost 70 hour week, but despite that crazy current schedule, we visited my mom for Christmas. After she threw in a little airing of grievances (because Korean, duh), she beamed at them through the visit.
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m exhausted after an almost 70 hour week, but despite that crazy current schedule, we visited my mom for Christmas. After she threw in a little airing of grievances (because Korean, duh), she beamed at them through the visit.
Almost 40 hours in the last 3 days, including almost 1000 guests tonight, means I more than earned this train beer. Sitting, even on the train, is a luxury. My legs, back, & shoulders all hurt & scream for vitamin B (bourbon) when I get home.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Almost 40 hours in the last 3 days, including almost 1000 guests tonight, means I more than earned this train beer. Sitting, even on the train, is a luxury. My legs, back, & shoulders all hurt & scream for vitamin B (bourbon) when I get home.
To quote Samuel Morse, “what hath God wrought?”
I remember leaving for work & wondering if I’d remembered to duct tape the cupboard where I keep his treats. Apparently I didn’t. 🤦🏻♂️
And of course he’s acting all sorry & solicitous … for now.
I remember leaving for work & wondering if I’d remembered to duct tape the cupboard where I keep his treats. Apparently I didn’t. 🤦🏻♂️
And of course he’s acting all sorry & solicitous … for now.
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
To quote Samuel Morse, “what hath God wrought?”
I remember leaving for work & wondering if I’d remembered to duct tape the cupboard where I keep his treats. Apparently I didn’t. 🤦🏻♂️
And of course he’s acting all sorry & solicitous … for now.
I remember leaving for work & wondering if I’d remembered to duct tape the cupboard where I keep his treats. Apparently I didn’t. 🤦🏻♂️
And of course he’s acting all sorry & solicitous … for now.
13. Make sure your 13 year old food critic approves. I served this stew over egg noodles instead of mashed potatoes because there were enough potatoes already.
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
13. Make sure your 13 year old food critic approves. I served this stew over egg noodles instead of mashed potatoes because there were enough potatoes already.
12. Your finished stew should look like this.
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
12. Your finished stew should look like this.
11. I only had 2 bottles of Guinness left today, but half my supply was a worthy sacrifice to Uncle Sean's memory. Had to drink the other bottle for quality control purposes.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
11. I only had 2 bottles of Guinness left today, but half my supply was a worthy sacrifice to Uncle Sean's memory. Had to drink the other bottle for quality control purposes.
10a. I also cheat & add 1 cube of this amazing bouillon, which you can find just about anywhere you find Goya products.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
10a. I also cheat & add 1 cube of this amazing bouillon, which you can find just about anywhere you find Goya products.
9. Once everything is incorporated, add the beef stock. Add your beef & bacon/pancetta back into the pot. Mix well. Keep working that fond off the bottom. Now add your carrots & potatoes. Bring to a boil, then simmer for 2 hours.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
9. Once everything is incorporated, add the beef stock. Add your beef & bacon/pancetta back into the pot. Mix well. Keep working that fond off the bottom. Now add your carrots & potatoes. Bring to a boil, then simmer for 2 hours.