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(caveman being woken up from an ice block) no i’m fine living in the 21st century i just didn’t know it was going to be chinese
January 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
(caveman being woken up from an ice block) no i’m fine living in the 21st century i just didn’t know it was going to be chinese
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the world is so beautiful because i can see so many penises before i even get my morning coffee
December 5, 2024 at 1:10 PM
the world is so beautiful because i can see so many penises before i even get my morning coffee
Why does Fortnite have so much furry bait? 🤨
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Why does Fortnite have so much furry bait? 🤨
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sleeping skin to skin >>
December 1, 2024 at 9:41 PM
sleeping skin to skin >>
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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you see, fishing in stardew valley is clearly the main game, and not a minigame, whereas the main game in webfishing is barking and meowing and hitting sick tricks on mushrooms. thus, webfishing has the best fishing minigame
November 26, 2024 at 1:18 PM
you see, fishing in stardew valley is clearly the main game, and not a minigame, whereas the main game in webfishing is barking and meowing and hitting sick tricks on mushrooms. thus, webfishing has the best fishing minigame
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Please just block folks. They heard we were having fun over here and they know their existence depends on our attention. Please just block. Don't argue, don't repost, just block and ignore.
November 20, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Please just block folks. They heard we were having fun over here and they know their existence depends on our attention. Please just block. Don't argue, don't repost, just block and ignore.
My girlies, I know that's right
November 21, 2024 at 1:17 PM
My girlies, I know that's right
Having to select "Not interested" on some hot people so I don't get flashed scrolling in public
November 21, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Having to select "Not interested" on some hot people so I don't get flashed scrolling in public
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made a bluesky variant for the "i like pancakes" picture
November 20, 2024 at 10:58 AM
made a bluesky variant for the "i like pancakes" picture
I'm sure this was unexpected
November 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I'm sure this was unexpected
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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it’s so hard being fat, gay, hot, and smart
November 8, 2024 at 1:09 AM
it’s so hard being fat, gay, hot, and smart
It's actually insane how fucking stupid the American public is. Take those guns you love so much and shoot yourself in the foot
November 6, 2024 at 10:32 AM
It's actually insane how fucking stupid the American public is. Take those guns you love so much and shoot yourself in the foot
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There are only two things that every fandom hates:
1 - the current state of things
2- change
1 - the current state of things
2- change
October 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
There are only two things that every fandom hates:
1 - the current state of things
2- change
1 - the current state of things
2- change
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youd think the forehead is the uncut cock's tip
October 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
youd think the forehead is the uncut cock's tip
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One of my anxiety brain’s habits is that it is riddled with earworm songs to a genuinely unpleasant degree. It will just repeat a couple of lines from a song for days, and one of the reasons I fall asleep listening to podcasts is that it otherwise just uses the quiet to double and triple down.
October 25, 2024 at 3:07 AM
One of my anxiety brain’s habits is that it is riddled with earworm songs to a genuinely unpleasant degree. It will just repeat a couple of lines from a song for days, and one of the reasons I fall asleep listening to podcasts is that it otherwise just uses the quiet to double and triple down.
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Why does Tinder only have the "self-care, fitness, workout and skin care" people. Where are my stinky gamer girls
October 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Why does Tinder only have the "self-care, fitness, workout and skin care" people. Where are my stinky gamer girls
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October 21, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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Instead of doomscrolling, it feels like I'm hopescrolling on here.
October 20, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Instead of doomscrolling, it feels like I'm hopescrolling on here.