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Meatghost
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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise.

Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
Happy birthday to me and fellow soup enjoyer Hayao Miyazaki.
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Noodles achieved.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I made too many little toasts.
January 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
As a pre-teen, I checked this book out from the library dozens of times.
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Have they confirmed if she's coming back for Avengers: Doomsday?
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I also made one of those dumb tiktok butter candles.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Christmas dinner was an unqualified success, and one which I am unlikely to ever make again.
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
January of 1991.

I guess mine says more about my wife's 2026 than mine.
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I should have checked the comments before I made the meme.
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Too much ham? Put beans!
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The muffin pan skull molds work better than I'd have thought.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
October 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Halloween 2025
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I watched it again. A trick I've learned for spotting AI is that if there's a crowd, focus on one individual from start to finish.

One duckling does a weird glitchy backward jump in the first few seconds.
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Salted butter has about 1/2 tsp of salt per cup.

This is nonsense.
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
October 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Definitionally true of most of everything.
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Working on my night cheese.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Okay, but here's what makes him less than ideal:
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
September 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM