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danjohnson.bsky.social
Meatghost
@danjohnson.bsky.social
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Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise.

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Happy birthday to me and fellow soup enjoyer Hayao Miyazaki.
A photo of a bowl of ramen with ham, soft cooked egg and sliced vegetables. A still image from the movie Ponyo showing a bowl of ramen with ham, soft cooked egg and sliced vegetables.
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Noodles achieved.
A large stoneware bowl of noodles and broth topped with (clockwise from the 1 o'clock position) a soft boiled egg half, a pile of chopped spring onion, shredded carrot, and to thick slices of ham.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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A book cover reading LA TECHNIQUE AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO THE FUNDAMENTAL TECHNIQUES OF COOKING JACQUES PÉPIN A MASTERWORK Jane Grigson PAPERMAC And ahowing a photo of a striped tabletop with a garlic clove, a small knife, and a wire whisk.
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
A dynamic movie poster for the 1999 film Go, featuring three characters, highlighting a young blonde woman in a red jacket pointing a large "Go" sign.
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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I made too many little toasts.
Crostini topped with raspberry jam and brie; ricotta, pine nuts, and honey; basil, confit tomatoes, and burrata, and sundried tomato, prosciutto and balsamic glaze, arranged randomly on a side-grain cutting board.
January 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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As a pre-teen, I checked this book out from the library dozens of times.
A book titled WEAPONS AN INTERNATIONAL ENCYCLOPEDIA FROM 5000 B.C. TO 2000 A.D. UPDATED EDITION THE DIAGRAM GROUP Thr cover art is an assortment of weapons in black line art on a white background, including a derringer, howitzer, crossbow and an M16.
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Have they confirmed if she's coming back for Avengers: Doomsday?
A screenshot of an advertisement showing a woman in a wide brimmed black hat and a gray knitted pancho standing on a snowy path. Text reads Granite Poncho By Stephanie L $5.00
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I also made one of those dumb tiktok butter candles.
A lit candle wick in a round cone of butter suspended in a pull-apart bread baked in a tube pan on a clear platter on a pale green table cloth.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Christmas dinner was an unqualified success, and one which I am unlikely to ever make again.
A cross section of a Timpano stuffed pasta, showing layers of salami, cheese, penne pasta, hard-cooked eggs, tomato sauce and meatballs, with a wedge cut out, sitting on a wood cutting board on a pale green tablecloth. A large serving bowl of spaghetti is shown in the background.
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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January of 1991.

I guess mine says more about my wife's 2026 than mine.
Screenshot frol Box Office Mojo reading: Domestic Box Office For January 1991 By Month January More filters... Rank Release Gross Theaters 1 Home Alone $61,743,771 2,173 $ 2 Kindergarten Cop $39,116,405 1,937 3 Dances with Wolves $36,112,613 1,636 $
December 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I should have checked the comments before I made the meme.
Illustration of Gandalf reading from the book of Mazarbul. Text reads "They have taken the bridge and the second hall. The weather outside is fightful. No place to go. The fire is slowly dying. We cannot get out. They are coming."
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Too much ham? Put beans!
An enameled cast iron pot full of beans and a ham bone with several sprigs of rosemary.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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A white cermic baking dish of tater-tot hotdish, from which about a quarter of the original volume has been removed. It's the kind with peas, but no cheese.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A screenshot from the AMC trailer ad showing Nicole Kidman backlit with an expression of wonder, captioned with the words, "When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us and sometimes even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express."
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
danjohnson.bsky.social
The muffin pan skull molds work better than I'd have thought.
A silver pizza pan with a dozen skull-shaped calzones piled on it, sitting on a black table beside a window sill.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Dustin Hoffman in a beige jacket speaking to Will Ferrel in a gray sweater over a pale blue dress shirt in a scene on a college campus from the film Stranger Than Fiction (2006). Captioned with Hoffman's dialoge, "That answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led... and, of course, the quality of the pancakes."
October 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Halloween 2025
Me, dressed as Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister. Philip Seymour Hoffman in the 1996 Jan De Bont action thriller Twister.
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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I watched it again. A trick I've learned for spotting AI is that if there's a crowd, focus on one individual from start to finish.

One duckling does a weird glitchy backward jump in the first few seconds.
A screenshot of the video of bunch of ducklings on a trampoline, with one duckling circled in red.
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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A package of Plan B contraceptive edited to say PlanB One-Step B levonorgestrel 1.5 mg retconned jizz Reduces chance of pregnancy after unprotected sex. Not for regular birth control. One Tablet. One Step. 1 Tablet Levonorgestrel 1.5 mg
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Salted butter has about 1/2 tsp of salt per cup.

This is nonsense.
Screenshot of a coffee cake recipe, reads: = Simply RECIPES 1/2 cup (113g) unsalted butter, softenea For the cinnamon layer: 1/4 cup (50g) sugar 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon For the cake batter: 3 cups (375g) all-purpose flour 2 1/4 cups (450g) sugar 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup (226g) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup (230g) sour cream 1/4 cup whole milk Thr amounts for salt and ubsalted butter are circles in red. 4 large eggs 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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The same shitty AI image hastily edited to read "surround yourself with people in rooms you arent in"
October 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Definitionally true of most of everything.
A generic graph showing the normal distribution curve as a red line with the probability density on the Y axis and the continuous variable (e.x. time) on the X axis.
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Working on my night cheese.
An extreme closeup of thick sliced fresh mozzarella in two parallel rows, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze and sprinkled with small basil leaves and finishing salt, arranged on a square white plate.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Okay, but here's what makes him less than ideal:
A screenshot from the USA Today website. Text reads: USA TODAY Subscribe Sign In Crossword POLITICS Who is Charlie Kirk? Political commentator killed in Utah Fernando Cervantes Jr., Laura Gersony and Stephanie Murray USA TODAY NETWORK Updated Sept. 10, 2025, 5:32 p.m. ET
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Kombucha girl meme reversed, but with positive face labeled "End abuses" and yucky face labeled "Reduce crime".
September 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM