Meatghost
@danjohnson.bsky.social
Indistinguishable from what a person you've heard of would be posting, I promise.
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Here's some pictures of food. https://instagram.com/daniel.a.johnson?utm_source=qr&igshid=NGExMmI2YTkyZg%3D%3D
I understand what you mean, but the number of deaths from school shootings is still basically a rounding error in statistical terms. The death toll from youth sports drastically outpaces gun violence.
(To be clear, I absolutely support increased gun control. But school shootings are a red herring.)
(To be clear, I absolutely support increased gun control. But school shootings are a red herring.)
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I understand what you mean, but the number of deaths from school shootings is still basically a rounding error in statistical terms. The death toll from youth sports drastically outpaces gun violence.
(To be clear, I absolutely support increased gun control. But school shootings are a red herring.)
(To be clear, I absolutely support increased gun control. But school shootings are a red herring.)
I guess that makes sense. Twelve months to seven days; some would have to repeat.
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I guess that makes sense. Twelve months to seven days; some would have to repeat.
Which is weird because August is the Sunday.
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Which is weird because August is the Sunday.
I wonder if there's ever been another movie where Fichtner is the first billed name on the poster.
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I wonder if there's ever been another movie where Fichtner is the first billed name on the poster.
I did the opposite tonight.
(Put snails on a pizza.)
(Put snails on a pizza.)
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I did the opposite tonight.
(Put snails on a pizza.)
(Put snails on a pizza.)
I wondered what sport this was about, and then it occurred to me that this NFL season has made it almost unimaginable that someone could use the term "best team in the league" with the expectation that anyone would know who they mean.
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wondered what sport this was about, and then it occurred to me that this NFL season has made it almost unimaginable that someone could use the term "best team in the league" with the expectation that anyone would know who they mean.
As a pre-teen, I checked this book out from the library dozens of times.
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
As a pre-teen, I checked this book out from the library dozens of times.
Only because I couldn't remember and had to look it up and I want to save anyone else the trouble (not because I'm an insufferable pedant), the two-pronged Japanese melee weapon similar to a sai is called a Jitte.
December 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Only because I couldn't remember and had to look it up and I want to save anyone else the trouble (not because I'm an insufferable pedant), the two-pronged Japanese melee weapon similar to a sai is called a Jitte.
This is Teddy "Two Gloves" Bridgewater erasure.
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is Teddy "Two Gloves" Bridgewater erasure.
He just hasn't gotten work in decades, for obvious reasons.
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
He just hasn't gotten work in decades, for obvious reasons.
That's a geographic mindfuck on par with "the closest US state to Africa is Maine."
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That's a geographic mindfuck on par with "the closest US state to Africa is Maine."
Hold up, that bug is a minor.
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hold up, that bug is a minor.
Basically all sports discourse, and expecially the NFL discourse is aggravating because of how severely everyone underestimates the proportion of outcomes driven by complete chance.
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Basically all sports discourse, and expecially the NFL discourse is aggravating because of how severely everyone underestimates the proportion of outcomes driven by complete chance.
I also made one of those dumb tiktok butter candles.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I also made one of those dumb tiktok butter candles.
I mean, if you asked me what he does for a living, this would be word-for-word, my answer.
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I mean, if you asked me what he does for a living, this would be word-for-word, my answer.
It's basically the plot of any '80s or '90s Christmas family comedy with different genre conventions mapped onto it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's basically the plot of any '80s or '90s Christmas family comedy with different genre conventions mapped onto it.
I feel like Die Hard's yuletide bona fides get dismissed unfairly.
The movie's central emotional arc is about a guy who let his commitment to his job bring his family to the brink of dissolution, only to be reminded of the importance of love and family during the events of a Christmas party.
The movie's central emotional arc is about a guy who let his commitment to his job bring his family to the brink of dissolution, only to be reminded of the importance of love and family during the events of a Christmas party.
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I feel like Die Hard's yuletide bona fides get dismissed unfairly.
The movie's central emotional arc is about a guy who let his commitment to his job bring his family to the brink of dissolution, only to be reminded of the importance of love and family during the events of a Christmas party.
The movie's central emotional arc is about a guy who let his commitment to his job bring his family to the brink of dissolution, only to be reminded of the importance of love and family during the events of a Christmas party.
You really don't need to make stuff up to ridicule Andrew Tate. This seems like Facebook behavior.
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You really don't need to make stuff up to ridicule Andrew Tate. This seems like Facebook behavior.
I feel like there was a much bigger difference when Inwas a kid. They're pretty similar.
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I feel like there was a much bigger difference when Inwas a kid. They're pretty similar.
