Dan McDonough
@danluvsbeer.bsky.social
Vagabond post-active parenting GenXer: DC/Providence/Philly/Wherever. Into bikes, indie rock, contemporary art, fine dining. Good cook, bad musician. Hates all of this.
reddit needs to be working more on their ad targeting.
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
reddit needs to be working more on their ad targeting.
March 6: Rebooted my router.
July 21: bought a longer ethernet cable to move the router onto the end table so the signal is stronger at the TV in the bedroom.
July 21: bought a longer ethernet cable to move the router onto the end table so the signal is stronger at the TV in the bedroom.
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
March 6: Rebooted my router.
July 21: bought a longer ethernet cable to move the router onto the end table so the signal is stronger at the TV in the bedroom.
July 21: bought a longer ethernet cable to move the router onto the end table so the signal is stronger at the TV in the bedroom.
Wait, I thought... Ohhh I see what happened.
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Wait, I thought... Ohhh I see what happened.
Whatever this doofus is, for sure.
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Whatever this doofus is, for sure.
I love that my guitar is 17 years old and still smells like a cigar box.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I love that my guitar is 17 years old and still smells like a cigar box.
Everyone: you’re going to Chicago in December? Are you nuts?
Me: Psssh. It’ll be fine. Global warming, remember?
Chicago:
Me: Psssh. It’ll be fine. Global warming, remember?
Chicago:
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Everyone: you’re going to Chicago in December? Are you nuts?
Me: Psssh. It’ll be fine. Global warming, remember?
Chicago:
Me: Psssh. It’ll be fine. Global warming, remember?
Chicago:
Well-maintained cast iron. I think this was made in the 1930s.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Well-maintained cast iron. I think this was made in the 1930s.
Man some of you people need to clean your garages more often
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Man some of you people need to clean your garages more often
GREIGE WAS ROBBED
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
GREIGE WAS ROBBED
idk about headline but my favorite all-time Onion moment has to be this guy.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
idk about headline but my favorite all-time Onion moment has to be this guy.
Jesus, take the wheel. Satan, take the
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Jesus, take the wheel. Satan, take the
This headline is cursed.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This headline is cursed.
Hive mind: organizing my records. What the hell is this?
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hive mind: organizing my records. What the hell is this?
Meanwhile, at the Department of Labor:
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Meanwhile, at the Department of Labor:
Average New Yorker: walks 6-10 miles/day at an absolutely blistering pace.
Average ICE agent:
Average ICE agent:
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Average New Yorker: walks 6-10 miles/day at an absolutely blistering pace.
Average ICE agent:
Average ICE agent:
One of the HGTV hosts must've said something bad about him.
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One of the HGTV hosts must've said something bad about him.
Post a concert photo you took.
September 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Post a concert photo you took.