Dan Machholz
@danmachholz.bsky.social
CEO of Sad Club Studios & Real Fake Quotes #Canucks fan - all memes & quotes are parody - don’t take me seriously…I don’t
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Without question this was one of my favorite moments in a 📺 series since Walter White said
“Say My Name” #IT🎈#WelcometoDerry
“Say My Name” #IT🎈#WelcometoDerry
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Without question this was one of my favorite moments in a 📺 series since Walter White said
“Say My Name” #IT🎈#WelcometoDerry
“Say My Name” #IT🎈#WelcometoDerry
Hardcore legend
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hardcore legend
It’s awesome when you wanna hype up the new acquisition by showing a highlight package and it’s just a bunch of shots on net …..#Canucks
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s awesome when you wanna hype up the new acquisition by showing a highlight package and it’s just a bunch of shots on net …..#Canucks
I’ll never toss in the towel as a #Canucks fan, they got me young - but my interest is probably at an all time low - won’t be investing much time or money on the team for a while - these are depressing times
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’ll never toss in the towel as a #Canucks fan, they got me young - but my interest is probably at an all time low - won’t be investing much time or money on the team for a while - these are depressing times
Some of the best 📺 shoes have dropped over the last year - absolutely love the quality they’ve put out! I did also really enjoy Alien Earth but the end was kinda …well….left me wanting
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Some of the best 📺 shoes have dropped over the last year - absolutely love the quality they’ve put out! I did also really enjoy Alien Earth but the end was kinda …well….left me wanting
This dick heads bs is so easy to fact check with minimal effort - why is he still in office?
Dear American Media. This is not that hard to do.
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This dick heads bs is so easy to fact check with minimal effort - why is he still in office?
Atta boy Kane - you have been everything we thought you’d be when you were acquired
the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .
ALT: the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Atta boy Kane - you have been everything we thought you’d be when you were acquired
The Canucks have had ample opportunity to tie this game - gotta bury one here
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Canucks have had ample opportunity to tie this game - gotta bury one here
Reposted by Dan Machholz
Yes, so very much yes!
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yes, so very much yes!
I’m not even mad….I think I’ve hit stage 1 of apathy with the #Canucks , don’t even have the energy to be upset at players/mgm/ownership - just tired of cheering for a perineal loser. Remember being excited about game days? Feels so long since the team has been relevant 😒
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m not even mad….I think I’ve hit stage 1 of apathy with the #Canucks , don’t even have the energy to be upset at players/mgm/ownership - just tired of cheering for a perineal loser. Remember being excited about game days? Feels so long since the team has been relevant 😒
Reposted by Dan Machholz
Reposted by Dan Machholz
"Why do you talk about American politics so much? You're Canadian?"
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Why do you talk about American politics so much? You're Canadian?"
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
If I lived next to a noisy bar I'd probably talk about the noisy bar a lot too
Reposted by Dan Machholz
Metaphor made literal.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Metaphor made literal.
Pretty entertaining game for zeros on the board near the end of the 2nd #Canucks
a man wearing a vest that says chicago dept on it
ALT: a man wearing a vest that says chicago dept on it
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Pretty entertaining game for zeros on the board near the end of the 2nd #Canucks
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Episode 11 is out now! My storyteller this episode wished to remains anonymous, but it’s quite the story!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Episode 11 is out now! My storyteller this episode wished to remains anonymous, but it’s quite the story!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1GSa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/h...
YouTube: youtu.be/XadcHzPYps8?...
Man, watching my kid experience his first sports heartbreak is tough - it’s a rite of passage but still hard to see those tears of pain
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Man, watching my kid experience his first sports heartbreak is tough - it’s a rite of passage but still hard to see those tears of pain
Sea of Bain’s….#Canucks
Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sea of Bain’s….#Canucks
Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sea of O’Connors…..#Canucks