Daniel Maxwell
@danmax802.bsky.social
Adaptively nonconformist. Standoffishly approachable. Contains multitudes.
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Here you have the second biggest twat called JD
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Here you have the second biggest twat called JD
He's making up awards for him, he's calling it Soccer, he's letting him call him “Johnny”
Ain't nobody out here munching as well as Infantino
Ain't nobody out here munching as well as Infantino
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
He's making up awards for him, he's calling it Soccer, he's letting him call him “Johnny”
Ain't nobody out here munching as well as Infantino
Ain't nobody out here munching as well as Infantino
Neither has Infantino but granted, that's mostly because his mouth is full
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Neither has Infantino but granted, that's mostly because his mouth is full
Infantino trying to find his way out of Trump’s backside:
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media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Infantino trying to find his way out of Trump’s backside:
Kinda insane that Farage is having to do the BBC’s job for them because he (and Reform) are featured FAR too often on the BBC for such a minority party.
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Kinda insane that Farage is having to do the BBC’s job for them because he (and Reform) are featured FAR too often on the BBC for such a minority party.
Vera Wang didn't open her first boutique until she was 40, don't let age stop you from achieving your dreams
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Vera Wang didn't open her first boutique until she was 40, don't let age stop you from achieving your dreams
Trumpublican is right there, this isn't hard...
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Trumpublican is right there, this isn't hard...
“Yeah but when we said that, we didn't mean the ones we liked”
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Yeah but when we said that, we didn't mean the ones we liked”
“Won’t someone think about the other people involved who absolutely 100% didn’t see anything”
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Won’t someone think about the other people involved who absolutely 100% didn’t see anything”
Somewhere out there @ottoenglish.bsky.social just woke with a start
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Somewhere out there @ottoenglish.bsky.social just woke with a start
“We have GOT to find the Frosting Fiend”
a person with whipped cream on their face covering their face
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media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“We have GOT to find the Frosting Fiend”
But, y’know, it’s a hoax/witchhunt…
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
But, y’know, it’s a hoax/witchhunt…
They can’t just release details of the hoax investigation that isn’t real but also that he had to go undercover for
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They can’t just release details of the hoax investigation that isn’t real but also that he had to go undercover for
A scientist clearly questioned the validity of his relationship with his couch
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A scientist clearly questioned the validity of his relationship with his couch
They can’t vote against you if they can’t vote
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They can’t vote against you if they can’t vote
Oh fun, I love this yearly game of faux-patriotic grandstanding poppy-shaming. It’s never about the Fallen, it’s just about them having an opportunity to snipe
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Oh fun, I love this yearly game of faux-patriotic grandstanding poppy-shaming. It’s never about the Fallen, it’s just about them having an opportunity to snipe
Trump to the White House cleaning staff rn:
a bottle of heinz ketchup sits on a shelf in a refrigerator
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Trump to the White House cleaning staff rn: