Daniel Maxwell
@danmax802.bsky.social
Adaptively nonconformist. Standoffishly approachable. Contains multitudes.
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Why is Netanyahu dressed as Trump’s Mini Me???
December 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why is Netanyahu dressed as Trump’s Mini Me???
Earliest proof of humans making fire is found in Britain—a prehistoric wheelie bin at a “protest” set alight
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
Earliest proof of humans making fire is found in Britain
Our ability to make and control flames is 350,000 years older than thought, revealed by a ‘remarkable’ find in Suffolk that has amazed scientists
www.thetimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Earliest proof of humans making fire is found in Britain—a prehistoric wheelie bin at a “protest” set alight
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
www.thetimes.com/article/1694...
Gianni Infantino could not get his head any further up Trump’s backside, it's crazy
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Gianni Infantino could not get his head any further up Trump’s backside, it's crazy
Found this lil’ nugget of comedy gold over on Threads on Sen. Mark Kelly’s supposed ‘treason’
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Found this lil’ nugget of comedy gold over on Threads on Sen. Mark Kelly’s supposed ‘treason’
Trump: “I would never mention Pritzker’s weight”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trump: “I would never mention Pritzker’s weight”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
Trump, literally 30 seconds ago: “Pritzker’s a big, fat slob”
Much investigating to be done. Whoever might have been up to antics such as these, it’s a great mystery.
Poland is investigating what officials describe as foreign-directed sabotage on a key rail line used for Ukraine-bound aid after an explosive device blew apart part of the Warsaw-Lublin route.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/poland-probe...
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/poland-probe...
Poland probes foreign-linked blast on key Ukraine rail line
Poland is investigating what officials describe as foreign-directed sabotage on a key rail line used for Ukraine-bound aid after an explosive device blew apart part of the Warsaw-Lublin route.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Much investigating to be done. Whoever might have been up to antics such as these, it’s a great mystery.
And if you listen to any conservative media talk about this, you’ll think that Newsom legalised the hunting of republicans for sport
California voters approved Gov. Gavin Newsom’s congressional map, Prop 50, giving Democrats a potential boost of up to five House seats.
The Democratic victory marks a concrete response to Trump’s political agenda less than a year into his second term.
The Democratic victory marks a concrete response to Trump’s political agenda less than a year into his second term.
How Newsom and allies delivered a redistricting counterpunch against Trump
The Democratic victory marks a concrete rebuttal to the president’s political agenda less than a year into his second term.
wapo.st
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
And if you listen to any conservative media talk about this, you’ll think that Newsom legalised the hunting of republicans for sport
This is just about as dickish a headline for Ashoka they could’ve written, just pure clickbaity misdirection.
'Star Wars' Confirms Ahsoka Return Without Rosario Dawson, Actress Speaks Out
'Star Wars' has confirmed Rosario Dawson's replacement as production continues for the second season of the live-action 'Ahsoka' series.
insidethemagic.net
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is just about as dickish a headline for Ashoka they could’ve written, just pure clickbaity misdirection.
Time for my favourite drinking game: every time he says “warfighter”, you take a shot and by the end of it—maybe you'll be as inebriated as Hegseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a short speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.”
New details emerge on Hegseth’s unusual mass gathering of top brass
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has summoned hundreds of generals for what is expected to be a short lecture on the “warrior ethos.” But top brass is bracing for possible firings or demotions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Time for my favourite drinking game: every time he says “warfighter”, you take a shot and by the end of it—maybe you'll be as inebriated as Hegseth
Jahn was either the worst shot in the world or people are being spun a yarn on this one
September 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jahn was either the worst shot in the world or people are being spun a yarn on this one
“What’re you in for?”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
Trump is literally threatening to have his Justice Department go after reporters who are asking him questions he doesn’t like
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“What’re you in for?”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
“I asked the President if the Russians were using the Golden Shower Tape to blackmail him”
September 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They’re all girlies in their ✨Concentration Camp Era✨
To be the candidate for British Prime Minister of both Donald Trump *and* the Taliban is not a pitch that has ever been tried before
August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
They’re all girlies in their ✨Concentration Camp Era✨
Not the NFL App keeping me on top of my Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce news
August 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not the NFL App keeping me on top of my Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce news
I hate the Internet sometimes
August 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I hate the Internet sometimes
I don't even have to tell you this tweet is about #LoveIslandUSA, it's so obvious and I kinda love it
July 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don't even have to tell you this tweet is about #LoveIslandUSA, it's so obvious and I kinda love it
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They're not war plans unless they're from the war plan region of France.
March 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They're not war plans unless they're from the war plan region of France.
Try as the Times might there is not a narrative element on this earth that will make me feel sorry for second-home owners being taxed more
March 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Try as the Times might there is not a narrative element on this earth that will make me feel sorry for second-home owners being taxed more
Keep in mind this is the meeting that the White House and Pentagon swore up and down wasn’t happening
"when a reporter asked what Hegseth and Musk discussed, the billionaire responded: 'Why should I tell you?'"
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Elon Musk Leaves Pentagon After Discussions About China and Tech
The Trump adviser had been originally set to receive a top-secret briefing on war plan but revelations of the meeting caused a change of course.
www.wsj.com
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Keep in mind this is the meeting that the White House and Pentagon swore up and down wasn’t happening
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Y’ALL ARE FUCKING WILD. JUROR 7 IS BACK!
March 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Y’ALL ARE FUCKING WILD. JUROR 7 IS BACK!
I dunno if y’all have heard but you’re not allowed to boycott Tesla, apparently it’s illegal
March 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I dunno if y’all have heard but you’re not allowed to boycott Tesla, apparently it’s illegal
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To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
March 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
JD Vance is the Vice President of the United States, one of the most powerful men in the country and one with a highly trained and vigilant security detail.
This did not happen.
This did not happen.
March 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
JD Vance is the Vice President of the United States, one of the most powerful men in the country and one with a highly trained and vigilant security detail.
This did not happen.
This did not happen.
“won”, like he didn’t just buckle under the pressure of his backer’s blanching at the internal economic effects this trade wars was having
Mexico has won a month-long tariff reprieve from President Trump but market turmoil continues as Canada warned that its trade war with the US would go on “for the foreseeable future”
Trump gives Mexico tariff pause for one month
www.thetimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“won”, like he didn’t just buckle under the pressure of his backer’s blanching at the internal economic effects this trade wars was having
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There it is. Literally saying the US and Russia are working together to take away the independence of another country.
I'm wondering if any of our press is gonna pick this one up? Seems like headline material?
I'm wondering if any of our press is gonna pick this one up? Seems like headline material?
Tuberville: "Zelenskyy's gonna play hardball, but you know what? He's not even in the game. It's gonna be Putin and President Trump and the people on our side that will end up making this decision for the future of Ukraine."
March 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There it is. Literally saying the US and Russia are working together to take away the independence of another country.
I'm wondering if any of our press is gonna pick this one up? Seems like headline material?
I'm wondering if any of our press is gonna pick this one up? Seems like headline material?