Danny Gallagher
@dannygallagher.bsky.social
Writer for @mst3k Halloween show and @MockyShow; watch us riff on Twitch every Wednesday at 8 pm central at http://bit.ly/mockyhorror
Why is it so hard these to get people to play games? I’m not talking about in general. I’m talking about getting people to play at a GAME MEETUP. I’m not showing up with a copy of Betrayal at House on the Hill at a Hooters on Boners and Half Off Buffalo Wings night.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why is it so hard these to get people to play games? I’m not talking about in general. I’m talking about getting people to play at a GAME MEETUP. I’m not showing up with a copy of Betrayal at House on the Hill at a Hooters on Boners and Half Off Buffalo Wings night.
Three people I know lost their friggin’ jobs this week.
Is it possible for everyone in the world to lose their job? It feels like that’s where we’re headed. Yes, even the MLM scam people.
Is it possible for everyone in the world to lose their job? It feels like that’s where we’re headed. Yes, even the MLM scam people.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Three people I know lost their friggin’ jobs this week.
Is it possible for everyone in the world to lose their job? It feels like that’s where we’re headed. Yes, even the MLM scam people.
Is it possible for everyone in the world to lose their job? It feels like that’s where we’re headed. Yes, even the MLM scam people.
Look. Let’s make an agreement.
From now on, if James Woods or Jon Voight releases some inane, stupid, apocalyptic statement about how low they are willing to stoop for Trump, DON’T SHARE IT.
And here to help me drive my point home, it’s Mr. Paul Anka!
youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?...
From now on, if James Woods or Jon Voight releases some inane, stupid, apocalyptic statement about how low they are willing to stoop for Trump, DON’T SHARE IT.
And here to help me drive my point home, it’s Mr. Paul Anka!
youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?...
Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson - Just don't look
YouTube video by Ninety Percent of Everything is Crap
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Look. Let’s make an agreement.
From now on, if James Woods or Jon Voight releases some inane, stupid, apocalyptic statement about how low they are willing to stoop for Trump, DON’T SHARE IT.
And here to help me drive my point home, it’s Mr. Paul Anka!
youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?...
From now on, if James Woods or Jon Voight releases some inane, stupid, apocalyptic statement about how low they are willing to stoop for Trump, DON’T SHARE IT.
And here to help me drive my point home, it’s Mr. Paul Anka!
youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?...
Happy Veterans Day from the boys and me
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy Veterans Day from the boys and me
Texas, if you are having trouble finding health insurance next year that won’t cost the equivalent of a monthly loan for a Maserati, call my broker. Theres still ways to get a great deal next year.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Texas, if you are having trouble finding health insurance next year that won’t cost the equivalent of a monthly loan for a Maserati, call my broker. Theres still ways to get a great deal next year.
www.medicareinsurancetexas.com/about.php
www.medicareinsurancetexas.com/about.php
To be fair, its not 100 percent confirmed that Trump stole the Resolute Desk that’s been in the White House since Rutherford B. Hayes. This could be a copy.
Whether it is or not, this makes me believe that Trump is the kind of cheapskate who steals towels from his own hotels.
Whether it is or not, this makes me believe that Trump is the kind of cheapskate who steals towels from his own hotels.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To be fair, its not 100 percent confirmed that Trump stole the Resolute Desk that’s been in the White House since Rutherford B. Hayes. This could be a copy.
Whether it is or not, this makes me believe that Trump is the kind of cheapskate who steals towels from his own hotels.
Whether it is or not, this makes me believe that Trump is the kind of cheapskate who steals towels from his own hotels.
Not only does Trump not know how health insurance works, he still thinks taking it away without an alternative plan will make him more endearing in his endless quest for adoration.
Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Trump Drops Plan To 'Terminate' Obamacare In Saturday Rant
Trump dropped a new plan to "terminate" Obamacare in a Saturday morning Truth Social rant in which he appeared to support a form of the subsidies.
www.mediaite.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not only does Trump not know how health insurance works, he still thinks taking it away without an alternative plan will make him more endearing in his endless quest for adoration.
Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Can someone just give this dumb sack of air a hug so I can keep my insurance?
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Mark my words: Trump is going to pardon Skeletor.
Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
www.mediaite.com/media/sports...
Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
www.mediaite.com/media/sports...
Trump Gives Surprise Pardon To Baseball's Darryl Strawberry
The White House confirmed on Friday that President Donald Trump pardoned New York baseball legend Darryl Strawberry who pleaded guilty to tax evasion in 1995.
www.mediaite.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Mark my words: Trump is going to pardon Skeletor.
Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
www.mediaite.com/media/sports...
Oh sure, his staff will beg and plead with him not to do because he's not a real character. Then again, they probably won't because letting him do whatever he wants is less tiring and won't give him a headache.
www.mediaite.com/media/sports...
A lot of people are saying Trump appeared uncaring and callous when a man collapsed right in front of him earlier today. I disagree.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
Trump springs into action as a man collapses in the Oval Office.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A lot of people are saying Trump appeared uncaring and callous when a man collapsed right in front of him earlier today. I disagree.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
Trump isn’t being indifferent. He’s just trying REALLY hard not to go the guy’s wallet while he’s down.
My taxes are a mess right now (don’t even wanna go into it).
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My taxes are a mess right now (don’t even wanna go into it).
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
I just realized it’s been 10 years since I did one of my most favorite stories.
And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
I Asked Out 18 Porn Stars at Exxxotica (Yes, I Really Did and Two Were Dudes)
It doesn't matter how old you get or how many women a guy has asked out on a date. Asking a woman to go out with you never gets easier. If it is easy, then that guy is a psychopath who isn't in touch ...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I just realized it’s been 10 years since I did one of my most favorite stories.
And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
And just I don’t sound like a pig, it’s my one of my favorites because I was a huge sociophobe l. So doing something like this is the emotional equivalent of Jackass’s Cup Test.
www.dallasobserver.com/arts-culture...
Came down with a case of the whocaresits today, which is a milder form of the ****its.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Came down with a case of the whocaresits today, which is a milder form of the ****its.
I’m thinking of letting my hair grow out a little more to just under or about this length. It’s tough having bipolar hair.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m thinking of letting my hair grow out a little more to just under or about this length. It’s tough having bipolar hair.
When you know the right answer but there aren’t enough letter in the crossword for some reason
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When you know the right answer but there aren’t enough letter in the crossword for some reason
3 thoughts on Donald Trump's Great Gatsby party:
1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
Trump Throws Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Bash Amid Looming Food Assistance Crisis
President Donald Trump held a Great Gatsby-themed Halloween party at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Friday, just a few hours before funding for federal food assistance for millions of low-income Americans w...
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November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
3 thoughts on Donald Trump's Great Gatsby party:
1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
1 - You can't really blame him. He's not a big reader/
2 - Even if he was, he'd read it backwards to make Gatsby's secret OK not to learn.
3 - Trump is a selfish, thoughtless prig. No joke. It just needs repeating.
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
My friend and stuntman Danny Louisiana wanted to wish everyone a #Happyhalloween. He wanted to do it himself but, well, you’ll see why.
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My friend and stuntman Danny Louisiana wanted to wish everyone a #Happyhalloween. He wanted to do it himself but, well, you’ll see why.
What did I go as for Halloween at work, you ask? A famous writer who got four hours of sleep, no shower and still owes @ShadowboxLive at least three more sketches. Yeah, yeah, happy Hallowen.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What did I go as for Halloween at work, you ask? A famous writer who got four hours of sleep, no shower and still owes @ShadowboxLive at least three more sketches. Yeah, yeah, happy Hallowen.
Happy halloween from the boys and me! Be safe out there tonight (unlikes the boys and me).
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Happy halloween from the boys and me! Be safe out there tonight (unlikes the boys and me).
I'm really pissed at whoever in the White House taught Donald Trump how to spell "nuclear." Now he's gonna be using it like it's the secret word in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm really pissed at whoever in the White House taught Donald Trump how to spell "nuclear." Now he's gonna be using it like it's the secret word in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Even more @fortworthweekly awesomeness (kind of): The threats made against by Jimmy Kimmel by the FCC's head mouthpiece aren't just an overreach of people. They are the first step of a disturbing and historic censorship trend.
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/29/w...
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/29/w...
Who’s Laughing Now?
FCC chair Brendan Carr’s threat to a public but still civilian figure was chilling, and that’s a generous assessment. Disney’s response to this bluster fueled by thin skins and an overreach of power w...
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October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Even more @fortworthweekly awesomeness (kind of): The threats made against by Jimmy Kimmel by the FCC's head mouthpiece aren't just an overreach of people. They are the first step of a disturbing and historic censorship trend.
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/29/w...
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/29/w...
More @fortworthweekly awesomeness: The North Texas Ghostbusters @the_north_texas_ghostbusters made their own GameBoy game just in time for Halloween (Kudos to my editor for using my very fanboyish headline that made me go "Squeeeeee!")
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
More @fortworthweekly awesomeness: The North Texas Ghostbusters @the_north_texas_ghostbusters made their own GameBoy game just in time for Halloween (Kudos to my editor for using my very fanboyish headline that made me go "Squeeeeee!")
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
I'm definitely going to use this for Halloween and probably as work ambience for my home office.
youtube.com/watch?v=g3YViW3ru7Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdwmagic.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
youtube.com/watch?v=g3YViW3ru7Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdwmagic.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
Haunted Mansion Soundscape | Disney Parks Music & Ambience
YouTube video by Disney Parks
youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm definitely going to use this for Halloween and probably as work ambience for my home office.
youtube.com/watch?v=g3YViW3ru7Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdwmagic.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
youtube.com/watch?v=g3YViW3ru7Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wdwmagic.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE
Why would someone try to link medical debt that’s at least in the millions to people’s credit reports? No reason, just to be a jerk. That’s basically the motto on the Trump family crest. The only reason its there besides their behavior is Trump can’t really read it.
apnews.com/article/medi...
apnews.com/article/medi...
Trump administration moves to overrule state laws protecting credit reports from medical debt
The Trump administration is moving to overrule state laws that protect consumers’ credit reports from medical debt.
apnews.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Why would someone try to link medical debt that’s at least in the millions to people’s credit reports? No reason, just to be a jerk. That’s basically the motto on the Trump family crest. The only reason its there besides their behavior is Trump can’t really read it.
apnews.com/article/medi...
apnews.com/article/medi...
Looks like Trump is treating the White House the same way he treats all of his business ventures: lying profusely about it and inevitably having to tear it down.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Looks like Trump is treating the White House the same way he treats all of his business ventures: lying profusely about it and inevitably having to tear it down.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...