Danny Gallagher
@dannygallagher.bsky.social
Writer for @mst3k Halloween show and @MockyShow; watch us riff on Twitch every Wednesday at 8 pm central at http://bit.ly/mockyhorror
Happy Veterans Day from the boys and me
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy Veterans Day from the boys and me
My taxes are a mess right now (don’t even wanna go into it).
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My taxes are a mess right now (don’t even wanna go into it).
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
It’s only being made worse by the man who lost more money than any taxpayer in history. Who could’ve guessed such a human would make taxes suck even more?
I’m thinking of letting my hair grow out a little more to just under or about this length. It’s tough having bipolar hair.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m thinking of letting my hair grow out a little more to just under or about this length. It’s tough having bipolar hair.
When you know the right answer but there aren’t enough letter in the crossword for some reason
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When you know the right answer but there aren’t enough letter in the crossword for some reason
My friend and stuntman Danny Louisiana wanted to wish everyone a #Happyhalloween. He wanted to do it himself but, well, you’ll see why.
November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My friend and stuntman Danny Louisiana wanted to wish everyone a #Happyhalloween. He wanted to do it himself but, well, you’ll see why.
Happy halloween from the boys and me! Be safe out there tonight (unlikes the boys and me).
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Happy halloween from the boys and me! Be safe out there tonight (unlikes the boys and me).
I'm really pissed at whoever in the White House taught Donald Trump how to spell "nuclear." Now he's gonna be using it like it's the secret word in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm really pissed at whoever in the White House taught Donald Trump how to spell "nuclear." Now he's gonna be using it like it's the secret word in Pee Wee's Playhouse.
More @fortworthweekly awesomeness: The North Texas Ghostbusters @the_north_texas_ghostbusters made their own GameBoy game just in time for Halloween (Kudos to my editor for using my very fanboyish headline that made me go "Squeeeeee!")
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
More @fortworthweekly awesomeness: The North Texas Ghostbusters @the_north_texas_ghostbusters made their own GameBoy game just in time for Halloween (Kudos to my editor for using my very fanboyish headline that made me go "Squeeeeee!")
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
www.fwweekly.com/2025/10/22/t...
I love playing games but thanks to my unlucky gaming streak, this is pretty much what's going on in my head whenever I play one. (Courtesy of Malcolm Morrison)
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I love playing games but thanks to my unlucky gaming streak, this is pretty much what's going on in my head whenever I play one. (Courtesy of Malcolm Morrison)
I have problems in my brain.
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I have problems in my brain.
If our President wants to change the citizenship test, he should have to pass it himself. And it has to be the same test. Not the competency one he brags about and thinks is harder than the SATs.
September 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If our President wants to change the citizenship test, he should have to pass it himself. And it has to be the same test. Not the competency one he brags about and thinks is harder than the SATs.
Just finished riffing on The Swarm, an Irwin Allen movie about the invasion of killer African bees, for The Mocky Horror Picture Show's weekly Twitch stream (twitch.tv/themockyhorrorpictureshow). I spotted THE DUMBEST thing I've seen in closing creditsand that includes "Directed by Uwe Boll."
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Just finished riffing on The Swarm, an Irwin Allen movie about the invasion of killer African bees, for The Mocky Horror Picture Show's weekly Twitch stream (twitch.tv/themockyhorrorpictureshow). I spotted THE DUMBEST thing I've seen in closing creditsand that includes "Directed by Uwe Boll."
Boomshakalaka! This is my nutritional breakdown for the day. If I keep this up, I’ll reach Jerry Rice’s peak body fat percentage in no time.
September 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Boomshakalaka! This is my nutritional breakdown for the day. If I keep this up, I’ll reach Jerry Rice’s peak body fat percentage in no time.
I need a better hobby and/or a girlfriend.
August 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I need a better hobby and/or a girlfriend.
If Donald Trump really wanted to stop the desecration of the US flag, he should stop forcing himself on it every chance he gets.
August 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If Donald Trump really wanted to stop the desecration of the US flag, he should stop forcing himself on it every chance he gets.
(sigh) Yeah, I know critics aren't the most liked people sometimes but it was always one of my favorite parts of the newspaper growing up. I never would've discovered The Stuff and had lifelong, crippling nightmares that drove me to chemical addictions if it wasn't for Joe Bob Briggs' column.
August 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
(sigh) Yeah, I know critics aren't the most liked people sometimes but it was always one of my favorite parts of the newspaper growing up. I never would've discovered The Stuff and had lifelong, crippling nightmares that drove me to chemical addictions if it wasn't for Joe Bob Briggs' column.
Happy Fourth from the boys and me
July 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Happy Fourth from the boys and me
We've reached the official finale of Season 2 of You Don't Know Jack: The Re-Ride.. It's been a dream come true to write jokes and material for a You Don't Know Jack game and even provide a character voice.
Go to thereri.de to play it now and find out when season 3 starts!
Go to thereri.de to play it now and find out when season 3 starts!
July 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We've reached the official finale of Season 2 of You Don't Know Jack: The Re-Ride.. It's been a dream come true to write jokes and material for a You Don't Know Jack game and even provide a character voice.
Go to thereri.de to play it now and find out when season 3 starts!
Go to thereri.de to play it now and find out when season 3 starts!
Don't miss Mocky Horror's hilarious riff of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" on Friday, June 27 at La Cantera: Home Of Flamenco Fever! Reserve your FREE seats now at www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Don't miss Mocky Horror's hilarious riff of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" on Friday, June 27 at La Cantera: Home Of Flamenco Fever! Reserve your FREE seats now at www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...
Join my Mocky Horror show for our hilarious riff of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" at La Cantera Arts Conservatory (1050 N. Westmoreland Road) starting at 9 pm (doors open at 8 pm). Simply show up at the door or RSVP your seats so we know you're coming at www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...
June 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Join my Mocky Horror show for our hilarious riff of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" at La Cantera Arts Conservatory (1050 N. Westmoreland Road) starting at 9 pm (doors open at 8 pm). Simply show up at the door or RSVP your seats so we know you're coming at www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...
So you say you want more episodes of You Don't Know Jack: The Re-Ride? Well here's two!
Head over to thereri.de right now to play two brand new episodes including "Things That Can Kill You" and "Magic"! And you may recognize the voice of Phil as soon as you know and admire.
Head over to thereri.de right now to play two brand new episodes including "Things That Can Kill You" and "Magic"! And you may recognize the voice of Phil as soon as you know and admire.
June 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
So you say you want more episodes of You Don't Know Jack: The Re-Ride? Well here's two!
Head over to thereri.de right now to play two brand new episodes including "Things That Can Kill You" and "Magic"! And you may recognize the voice of Phil as soon as you know and admire.
Head over to thereri.de right now to play two brand new episodes including "Things That Can Kill You" and "Magic"! And you may recognize the voice of Phil as soon as you know and admire.
(2/2) I’m still in the middle of it but this part where Paul doesn’t get a spot on SNL jumped out at me. It’s one of
those things I wish I learned years ago and had the courage to do when Paul fif but I’m glad I’m starting to figure it out now.
those things I wish I learned years ago and had the courage to do when Paul fif but I’m glad I’m starting to figure it out now.
May 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
(2/2) I’m still in the middle of it but this part where Paul doesn’t get a spot on SNL jumped out at me. It’s one of
those things I wish I learned years ago and had the courage to do when Paul fif but I’m glad I’m starting to figure it out now.
those things I wish I learned years ago and had the courage to do when Paul fif but I’m glad I’m starting to figure it out now.
Mocky Horror's back on Twitch.tv/themockyhorrorpictureshow and tonight at 8 pm we'll be live riffing on "Blades."
It's in honor of our special re-riff of "The Lawnmower Man" on May 30 at La Cantera Arts Conservatory! Did we mention it's also free to attend?
www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...
It's in honor of our special re-riff of "The Lawnmower Man" on May 30 at La Cantera Arts Conservatory! Did we mention it's also free to attend?
www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...
May 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Mocky Horror's back on Twitch.tv/themockyhorrorpictureshow and tonight at 8 pm we'll be live riffing on "Blades."
It's in honor of our special re-riff of "The Lawnmower Man" on May 30 at La Cantera Arts Conservatory! Did we mention it's also free to attend?
www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...
It's in honor of our special re-riff of "The Lawnmower Man" on May 30 at La Cantera Arts Conservatory! Did we mention it's also free to attend?
www.eventbrite.com/e/mocky-horr...