Danny Parisi
@dannyparisi.bsky.social
SFF novelist. senior fashion reporter at Glossy. repped by Sophia Ramos
“The way to perfection is through a series of disgusts” - Walter Pater
“The way to perfection is through a series of disgusts” - Walter Pater
Woke has gone too far. They made Chucky normal
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Woke has gone too far. They made Chucky normal
does it count as "discovering" Machu Picchu if some people who already know about it show it to you
July 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
does it count as "discovering" Machu Picchu if some people who already know about it show it to you
Absolutely vile energy radiating from this paragraph jesus
![The fervor for citizen policing is perhaps on fullest display at the Border Security Expo, an annual bonanza showcasing expensive gear, ranging from robot dogs to powerful A.I. facial and license-plate recognition software. This year’s expo, in Phoenix, featured autonomous attack drones sold by Anduril Industries, a company that was co-founded by Matt Gaetz’s brother-in-law and funded by Peter Thiel. The most notable part was the unusual number of Trump Administration officials who gave keynote speeches, almost all touting the idea that mass deportation would only be achievable if the D.H.S. could make its enforcement machine more efficient and less concerned with immigrants’ rights. Addressing a packed room of law-enforcement officers and law-enforcement enthusiasts at the expo, the acting ICE director, Todd Lyons, said, “We need to get better at treating this like a business.” He described his agency’s goal to be “like [Amazon] Prime, but with human beings.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uo352kv7c4avqhnlucqyjdvd/bafkreibmwmfsfqp3zdrpqbo3qfdqx5x4p7matx2cyc4adet5mpyagnp4va@jpeg)
June 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Absolutely vile energy radiating from this paragraph jesus
They’re calling it the wrongest opinion column ever written
March 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They’re calling it the wrongest opinion column ever written
This thing does +10 holy damage and scales with faith
November 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
This thing does +10 holy damage and scales with faith
Made the mistake of starting this notebook just before the election which now feels like a humiliation every time I open it
November 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Made the mistake of starting this notebook just before the election which now feels like a humiliation every time I open it
After kindergarten you think you’ve learned all the shapes there are to know. Wrong
February 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
After kindergarten you think you’ve learned all the shapes there are to know. Wrong
Watching all my favorite players in the Super Bowl
February 12, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Watching all my favorite players in the Super Bowl
Rejection letter blackout poem
November 4, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Rejection letter blackout poem
Persephone is finally relaxing a bit in the new apartment
August 10, 2023 at 3:33 PM
Persephone is finally relaxing a bit in the new apartment
I’ve wanted to become a fountain pen weirdo for a while but I decided to wait until I got a literary agent and reward myself with a pen. Just got my agent offer last week and bought myself this beautiful Waterman the very next day 😎
June 24, 2023 at 10:13 PM
I’ve wanted to become a fountain pen weirdo for a while but I decided to wait until I got a literary agent and reward myself with a pen. Just got my agent offer last week and bought myself this beautiful Waterman the very next day 😎
wow. i did not know that. interesting.
June 16, 2023 at 7:03 PM
wow. i did not know that. interesting.
Taking the guests down into the cellar to view the rarest vintage in my collection
June 14, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Taking the guests down into the cellar to view the rarest vintage in my collection
holy shit it’s Trappy Za
June 14, 2023 at 4:32 PM
holy shit it’s Trappy Za
Get yourself one of these bad boys and crank it up a few feet
June 9, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Get yourself one of these bad boys and crank it up a few feet
I just learned that Kierkegaard was on the verge of giving up on writing until he was ridiculed by the 19th century Danish equivalent of The Onion so hard it convinced him the world needed to hear his ideas
June 6, 2023 at 3:49 PM
I just learned that Kierkegaard was on the verge of giving up on writing until he was ridiculed by the 19th century Danish equivalent of The Onion so hard it convinced him the world needed to hear his ideas
Heads up, we’re on gnome turf
June 3, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Heads up, we’re on gnome turf
I recently liked NIGHT OF THE GHOUL. Francesco Francavilla’s art is so good
June 1, 2023 at 4:49 PM
I recently liked NIGHT OF THE GHOUL. Francesco Francavilla’s art is so good
Pulpy old SFF paperbacks. This was my latest acquisition for like a dollar
June 1, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Pulpy old SFF paperbacks. This was my latest acquisition for like a dollar