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Danny Parisi
@dannyparisi.bsky.social
SFF novelist. senior fashion reporter at Glossy. repped by Sophia Ramos

“The way to perfection is through a series of disgusts” - Walter Pater
Pinned
Saving my leftovers in a tup of ware
I feel pretty in touch with just how far gone we are, and then I see something like this and it shocks me anew
CNN is covering the Kalshi prediction markets as though they are news
January 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
We can do even more.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Every day, Trump reveals new depths of vileness.
Trump posts about Rob Reiner’s death, saying he had a “mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.” This comes just hours after Reiner was stabbed to death.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh so you think he’s just a rich guy who sucks, huh? Well consider this:

- he’s really rich
- he’s done a bunch of stuff that sucks
I love it when these dorks call us the mainstream media
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Woke has gone too far. They made Chucky normal
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I have been laughing about this for hours. There are still new frontiers of strangeness to explore
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”

TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”

ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.

Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Everything I write myself and everything I love to read or listen
to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I can't believe they're doing the exact same playbook again
Bret Stephens and the NYT played major roles in manufacturing consent for the Iraq War.

Now they appear to be running the same playbook on Venezuela.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The menswear guy about to eat this dude for breakfast
Meet Bubba Saulsbury, son of Odessa oil industry magnate Dick Saulsbury. Also friend to Kash Patel and JD Vance. This is who the Epstein felatio email is rumored to be referring to. Not Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hard to describe my complete revulsion to this idea. Good lord
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Sometimes I wonder if our many years of jokes about writers hating writing and doing anything but writing, etc, have convinced people that the writing part is the hurdle and the goal is just to have a thing in hand. But I am here to tell you: the writing is the best part. The act is the thing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
lmao
They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
maybe i'm crazy but I think we should build a society where you can buy yourself a treat once a week without financial ruin
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is happening every day, all over the country. A cruelty so enormous I can barely fathom it.
I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
dave bautista is the thinking man's dwayne the rock johnson
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Mamdani: I would arrest Ulfric Stormcloak if he came to New York City
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
the bus and the subway are the same price! what is he smoking!
[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
He looks like a Disco Elysium skill
DAVID LYNCH for Vulture, 2018. Photo by Sandro Miller
October 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It cannot be clearer what’s happening in this country. Full fascism, full police state, violent authoritarianism on full display
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM