Dan Persons
danpersons.bsky.social
Dan Persons
@danpersons.bsky.social
Film journalist and critic; regular contributor to WBAI's *Hour of the Wolf* and reactormag.com; instigator, developer, and sole practitioner of the SpaceBrains3D 2D-to-3D conversion system. And then, after lunch...
"One HR chief suffered a stress-related fainting episode."

Is Margaret Dumont working for ICE now?
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
"Whaddya mean you over-ordered on baby wipes? What are we going to do with... Wait, I've got an idea..."
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
No knock against anyone who loves him, but yeah, he never did anything for me.

My nominee for a film: Steely Dan, although I suspect it would be four hours of two guys sitting stoically at a mixing board.
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Is there an issue here? You have a right to your opinion, you know.
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Mushrooms
Harold's Chicken
www.haroldschickendowntown.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yes. I want him out of office and alive to watch us knock down the ballroom, remove the Trump branding from the Kennedy center, allow immigrants fleeing crime and oppression to find a home here, and swear in a black trans person as president.
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's a chili cheese pizza on a French fry crust; it better freakin' be full of flavor.
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Did this ever air?
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
His arts center program has become really lame...
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mayo is primarily egg. It's melted cheese on French toast, basically.
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
runcmd32 has performed a valuable public service.
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Courier. 'Cause when you're writing THAT'S THE GODDAMN FONT YOU USE. (Sorry, John.)
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM