Dan Persons
@danpersons.bsky.social
Film journalist and critic; regular contributor to WBAI's *Hour of the Wolf* and reactormag.com; instigator, developer, and sole practitioner of the SpaceBrains3D 2D-to-3D conversion system. And then, after lunch...
"One HR chief suffered a stress-related fainting episode."
Is Margaret Dumont working for ICE now?
Is Margaret Dumont working for ICE now?
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
"One HR chief suffered a stress-related fainting episode."
Is Margaret Dumont working for ICE now?
Is Margaret Dumont working for ICE now?
"Whaddya mean you over-ordered on baby wipes? What are we going to do with... Wait, I've got an idea..."
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
"Whaddya mean you over-ordered on baby wipes? What are we going to do with... Wait, I've got an idea..."
No knock against anyone who loves him, but yeah, he never did anything for me.
My nominee for a film: Steely Dan, although I suspect it would be four hours of two guys sitting stoically at a mixing board.
My nominee for a film: Steely Dan, although I suspect it would be four hours of two guys sitting stoically at a mixing board.
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No knock against anyone who loves him, but yeah, he never did anything for me.
My nominee for a film: Steely Dan, although I suspect it would be four hours of two guys sitting stoically at a mixing board.
My nominee for a film: Steely Dan, although I suspect it would be four hours of two guys sitting stoically at a mixing board.
Is there an issue here? You have a right to your opinion, you know.
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Is there an issue here? You have a right to your opinion, you know.
Mushrooms
Harold's Chicken
www.haroldschickendowntown.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yes. I want him out of office and alive to watch us knock down the ballroom, remove the Trump branding from the Kennedy center, allow immigrants fleeing crime and oppression to find a home here, and swear in a black trans person as president.
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yes. I want him out of office and alive to watch us knock down the ballroom, remove the Trump branding from the Kennedy center, allow immigrants fleeing crime and oppression to find a home here, and swear in a black trans person as president.
It's a chili cheese pizza on a French fry crust; it better freakin' be full of flavor.
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's a chili cheese pizza on a French fry crust; it better freakin' be full of flavor.
Did this ever air?
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Did this ever air?
His arts center program has become really lame...
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
His arts center program has become really lame...
Mayo is primarily egg. It's melted cheese on French toast, basically.
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Mayo is primarily egg. It's melted cheese on French toast, basically.
runcmd32 has performed a valuable public service.
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
runcmd32 has performed a valuable public service.
Courier. 'Cause when you're writing THAT'S THE GODDAMN FONT YOU USE. (Sorry, John.)
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Courier. 'Cause when you're writing THAT'S THE GODDAMN FONT YOU USE. (Sorry, John.)