Dan Persons
@danpersons.bsky.social
Film journalist and critic; regular contributor to WBAI's *Hour of the Wolf* and reactormag.com; instigator, developer, and sole practitioner of the SpaceBrains3D 2D-to-3D conversion system. And then, after lunch...
*One Battle After Another:* PTA does Frankenheimer with a dash of Cohen Brothers thrown in.
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*One Battle After Another:* PTA does Frankenheimer with a dash of Cohen Brothers thrown in.
DANGER! DANGER WILLAMENA ROBINSON!
God help us, we let this pedophile ring up random children on Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
DANGER! DANGER WILLAMENA ROBINSON!
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the first editor-in-chief to be dragged into the bathroom and given a swirly.
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the first editor-in-chief to be dragged into the bathroom and given a swirly.
Ho-lee s---. Here it is, and it don't look like AI to me.
Bari Weiss would be very unhappy if you spread this around, so don't do that.
Bari Weiss would be very unhappy if you spread this around, so don't do that.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ho-lee s---. Here it is, and it don't look like AI to me.
Bari Weiss would be very unhappy if you spread this around, so don't do that.
Bari Weiss would be very unhappy if you spread this around, so don't do that.
That's something... I guess.
especially in the dark hours we need to remember that we are going to win
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
That's something... I guess.
And we have a winnah.
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
And we have a winnah.
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
(No way could this have been deliberately staged. But DAMN.)
"*Me* put it on! *Me* put it on! Daddy, world loves *me* now!"
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"*Me* put it on! *Me* put it on! Daddy, world loves *me* now!"
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
Today's winner.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Today's winner.
"That's Bradley. B-r-a-d-l-e-y, to whom arrest warrants can be served at..."
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"That's Bradley. B-r-a-d-l-e-y, to whom arrest warrants can be served at..."
Pete Hegseth: The man who raises the question, "Can you have served and still be accused of stolen valor?"
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pete Hegseth: The man who raises the question, "Can you have served and still be accused of stolen valor?"
Those legal scholars: Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, and McCormack.
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Those legal scholars: Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, and McCormack.
When Trump expressed a desire to take America back to the past, I don't think "60's protest" is what he had in mind.
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When Trump expressed a desire to take America back to the past, I don't think "60's protest" is what he had in mind.
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
They want information.
Information.
INFORMATION.
Information.
INFORMATION.
“Will you release all the files within 30 days?”
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They want information.
Information.
INFORMATION.
Information.
INFORMATION.
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest indication that Hollywood has yet to identify a fad that will have fizzled out by the time a feature film hits the screens.
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest bet by a studio that a film based on a popular toy will click with audiences.
Labubus Could Hit The Big Screen—Sony Strikes Deal To Develop Film Based On Popular Toy
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest bet by a studio that a film based on a popular toy will click with audiences.
www.forbes.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Few details about the project are known, but the movie is the latest indication that Hollywood has yet to identify a fad that will have fizzled out by the time a feature film hits the screens.
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100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
100% said this and feel free to quote me on it. Also @jackiekashian.bsky.social is a fantastic comedian and you should see her when she comes to your town.
Alexa+ is like those overly chatty computer assistants in dystopic satires that are meant to illustrate how soul-crushingly banal the future will be.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Alexa+ is like those overly chatty computer assistants in dystopic satires that are meant to illustrate how soul-crushingly banal the future will be.
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
Staten Island is the Philadelphia of New York.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Staten Island is the Philadelphia of New York.
When you're deflecting from a sex scandal, it's probably not wise to call the distraction something that could be a euphemism for penis.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When you're deflecting from a sex scandal, it's probably not wise to call the distraction something that could be a euphemism for penis.
*Bohemian Rhapsody* is fifty years old.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
*Bohemian Rhapsody* is fifty years old.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.
Sweet dreams, sweeties.