My local Food Lion no longer carries my favorite root beer. I’m blaming the illegals.

If it’s supposed to visually relate to soccer, it represents either a group penalty or a goalie with multiple hands. Still weird. And dumb.

This guy can f*ck all the way off

And which group will be vilified if it’s any type of minority.

Watching the video with sound off and all I see is two dudes who spend an exorbitant amount of time and effort on hair and makeup.

Unless maybe you’re the SECDEF

That’s the oh-nedders

This looks good!

Back in the age of DVDs I returned to the family Thanksgiving ready for movie time with A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation and Home Alone. We ended up watching O Brother Where Art Thou. For me it is now emotionally connected to the holiday season and watched yearly.

Looks like the National Guard did its job.

2nd chair is a great place to not be noticed

I feel like I had a better understanding as a trombonist in the National Guard than some of these people.

I love this take! Would Tom Waits’ Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis have a place on the list?