Dan Johnson
danshjohnson.bsky.social
Dan Johnson
@danshjohnson.bsky.social
Head writer for my dog.
THE PATRIOT is about how all great things are American/French fusions, like fries, bulldogs, and porn
July 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
THE PATRIOT is about how you should bang your dead wife’s sister
July 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
THE PATRIOT is about how you should always shoot day for night
July 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
THE PATRIOT is about Vietnam.

That’s it. It’s Vietnam.
July 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM