Dan
@dansparano.bsky.social
Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. AO. The Simpsons.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop talking about.
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop talking about.
Hey Brandon. Nice work, man.
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 972 9/9:
Rarity: 4
IMMACULATE!
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⚾️ Immaculate Grid 972 9/9:
Rarity: 4
IMMACULATE!
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November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey Brandon. Nice work, man.
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 972 9/9:
Rarity: 4
IMMACULATE!
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 972 9/9:
Rarity: 4
IMMACULATE!
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
The VIP tickets are obtained. Best beer fest in all of New England.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The VIP tickets are obtained. Best beer fest in all of New England.
Karma police
Arrest this man he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He’s like a detuned radiooooo
Arrest this man he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He’s like a detuned radiooooo
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Karma police
Arrest this man he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He’s like a detuned radiooooo
Arrest this man he talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He’s like a detuned radiooooo
Yale beats Harvard 45-28. Time to celebrate with some Iroquois twists.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yale beats Harvard 45-28. Time to celebrate with some Iroquois twists.
A real banger on the radio this morning.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A real banger on the radio this morning.
Oh cool Bert Kreischer. Don’t tell me - he’s gonna take his shirt off.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh cool Bert Kreischer. Don’t tell me - he’s gonna take his shirt off.
I hate to go out on a limb here, but my guess is it was because he was in possession of drugs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I hate to go out on a limb here, but my guess is it was because he was in possession of drugs.
My favorite beer fest finally announced the date. Looks like another weekend in Portland for the wife and I next summer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My favorite beer fest finally announced the date. Looks like another weekend in Portland for the wife and I next summer.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Blink-182: Enema of the State
Blink-182: Enema of the State
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Blink-182: Enema of the State
Blink-182: Enema of the State
Stating that it’s real leads me to believe that it is not.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stating that it’s real leads me to believe that it is not.
Casually almost 1100 games over .500
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Casually almost 1100 games over .500
Folks this is the only Christian Wood I know of.
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Folks this is the only Christian Wood I know of.
Pals it’s new Red Bull day.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Pals it’s new Red Bull day.