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Dan
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Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. AO. The Simpsons. What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo!
Shrinking season 3 on January 28. Happy birthday to me.
No one wants this.
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so shohei ohtani will be on a plane to toronto
Springer didn’t homer til the 7th inning. #FireGeno
Thought I should note both teams in the ALCS were at one point affiliated with the New Haven Ravens.
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Wow UConn just hit a big home run to take the lead in the ALCS
Oh buddy. You won’t believe this.
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Yeah that was egregious. May as well have punched the ball like A Rod
Josh Naylor lmao bro
21 years ago today was game 7 of the ALCS.

It was fucking awesome.
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what the woke media wont tell you is that game seven is for all the marbles
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Vladimir Guerrero Jr. chose to wear an Auston Matthews jersey for ALCS Game 7? Matthews is 0-6 lifetime in Game 7’s, tying him with 3 Maple Leafs teammates for most Game 7’s without a win in NHL history. Apparently Vladdy is not concerned about jinxes.
I was at this game. It was the last year the Celtics played the Hartford games/last year of the old Boston Garden.
October 20, 1994: Boston's Sherman Douglas throws in a 70-footer during a preseason game (but the shot didn't count).

Rod Strickland had 27 PTS/10 AST in a 121-116 Portland Trail Blazers win at the Hartford Civic Center. The Celtics' Dominique Wilkins scored 34 PTS.

📺 ESPN/CNN
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Valid reasoning for that. Last Thursday I was wiped out and fell asleep while putting the little one to bed. So I was asleep by like 8:15.
:Adam Sandler voice, doing that imaginary clarinet hand gesture:

SKATTEBO!
Pals I don’t think the Jets are making the playoffs.
I love it. It’s so damn good.
Give Cam Ward a little slack. He played all those years in goal with the Hurricanes.
Oh thank God he’s back.
Oh no. Drake to the blue tent.
Oh no. Drake to the blue tent.