Dan
@dansparano.bsky.social
Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. AO. The Simpsons.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
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John Stamos for 10-10-987
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
John Stamos for 10-10-987
See what happens when you don’t get rid of your sideburns, Donnie?
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
See what happens when you don’t get rid of your sideburns, Donnie?
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The Eastern Conference right now:
Cs are 15-9 and the 3 seed.
Cs are 15-9 and the 3 seed.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Eastern Conference right now:
Cs are 15-9 and the 3 seed.
Cs are 15-9 and the 3 seed.
I love wherever the hell my Verizon router thinks I’m located
My wife is watching football downstairs - the local channels we have are the NYC affiliates (makes sense I’m < 10 min from the NY line)
I’m watching in our bedroom cause I’m cleaning. That’s right - the Providence affiliates for me!
My wife is watching football downstairs - the local channels we have are the NYC affiliates (makes sense I’m < 10 min from the NY line)
I’m watching in our bedroom cause I’m cleaning. That’s right - the Providence affiliates for me!
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love wherever the hell my Verizon router thinks I’m located
My wife is watching football downstairs - the local channels we have are the NYC affiliates (makes sense I’m < 10 min from the NY line)
I’m watching in our bedroom cause I’m cleaning. That’s right - the Providence affiliates for me!
My wife is watching football downstairs - the local channels we have are the NYC affiliates (makes sense I’m < 10 min from the NY line)
I’m watching in our bedroom cause I’m cleaning. That’s right - the Providence affiliates for me!
Stolen from the other app
If the UConn women didn’t score in the second half, they still would’ve won by 23.
If the UConn women didn’t score in the second half, they still would’ve won by 23.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If the UConn women didn’t score in the second half, they still would’ve won by 23.
If the UConn women didn’t score in the second half, they still would’ve won by 23.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart!
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart!
Good first half for DePaul who lead Azzi Fudd 18-16.
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Good first half for DePaul who lead Azzi Fudd 18-16.
I don’t have redzone and I’m glad I don’t after the way it’s been ruined.
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don’t have redzone and I’m glad I don’t after the way it’s been ruined.
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ESPN personalities demanding the end of the weekly rankings show, produced and promoted by ESPN while raking in money for ESPN, is truly great stuff
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ESPN personalities demanding the end of the weekly rankings show, produced and promoted by ESPN while raking in money for ESPN, is truly great stuff
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Today's decision by the selection committee should mean the end of the weekly CFP shows.
What was the point?
What was the point?
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today's decision by the selection committee should mean the end of the weekly CFP shows.
What was the point?
What was the point?
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This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
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NCAA Tournament bracket reveal: Hey everyone welcome back. We’ve been here for exactly 30 seconds, and we’re going to tell you the 1 seeds and the first regional bracket right now
CFP bracket reveal: The rebate to receive the bracket is at the top of a mountain six hours away
CFP bracket reveal: The rebate to receive the bracket is at the top of a mountain six hours away
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
NCAA Tournament bracket reveal: Hey everyone welcome back. We’ve been here for exactly 30 seconds, and we’re going to tell you the 1 seeds and the first regional bracket right now
CFP bracket reveal: The rebate to receive the bracket is at the top of a mountain six hours away
CFP bracket reveal: The rebate to receive the bracket is at the top of a mountain six hours away
@kevininchains.bsky.social Georgia at 3. Will let you know who they’re getting the winner of.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@kevininchains.bsky.social Georgia at 3. Will let you know who they’re getting the winner of.
Wait. Both Giants backup TD’s have analyst gigs this week?
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wait. Both Giants backup TD’s have analyst gigs this week?
While we are waiting for the reveal of the college football playoff, want to remind everyone that we are 100 days from the First Four beginning.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
While we are waiting for the reveal of the college football playoff, want to remind everyone that we are 100 days from the First Four beginning.
*except that year they announced the teams in alphabetical order first instead of just doing the bracket
It is 6 minutes into the CFP reveal show and Herbie is just blathering on.
why do people insist on thinking they know how to book a reveal show better than the CBS men’s basketball bracket show
why do people insist on thinking they know how to book a reveal show better than the CBS men’s basketball bracket show
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
*except that year they announced the teams in alphabetical order first instead of just doing the bracket
Please don’t be like the World Cup draw and make us wait forever. Just gimme the 12 teams. I got things to do.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Please don’t be like the World Cup draw and make us wait forever. Just gimme the 12 teams. I got things to do.
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Wanted to take a second and say Happy Birthday to an important person. He’s been in my life since birth, and I really could never imagine my life without him. He’s been someone who I can lean on to make me smile when I need it. He’s one of the greatest people to exist.
Happy Birthday, Larry Bird!
Happy Birthday, Larry Bird!
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wanted to take a second and say Happy Birthday to an important person. He’s been in my life since birth, and I really could never imagine my life without him. He’s been someone who I can lean on to make me smile when I need it. He’s one of the greatest people to exist.
Happy Birthday, Larry Bird!
Happy Birthday, Larry Bird!
No way. Mendoza did not just get hurt on the first play of the game.
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No way. Mendoza did not just get hurt on the first play of the game.
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I don’t think that Alabama is measurably worse than Notre Dame or Miami. I don’t think their resume is worse. But consider: I don’t want to watch them play football again.
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don’t think that Alabama is measurably worse than Notre Dame or Miami. I don’t think their resume is worse. But consider: I don’t want to watch them play football again.
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Broke: Miami over Notre Dame
Woke: Both of them over Alabama
Woke: Both of them over Alabama
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Broke: Miami over Notre Dame
Woke: Both of them over Alabama
Woke: Both of them over Alabama