Danza
danzapam.bsky.social
Danza
@danzapam.bsky.social
ND, leftist, GQ.
Came back to work after PTO for the eclipse yesterday. Found this note on my desk frame and found out it's from a much younger coworker. Does she understand the reference? Does she think I don't recognize the reference? Do I tell her what it's from if she doesn't know????
April 9, 2024 at 3:41 PM
It happened to me 😔
January 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
My coworker has been wondering if she's on the spectrum. We're at lunch today and....

Welcome to the club, girlypop
December 29, 2023 at 6:44 PM
I need a professional way to say, girliepop you can't be emailing me twice a day on stuff.
November 6, 2023 at 9:33 PM
What if I just don't change the clocks. What if I passive aggressively dare the universe to have DST ended permanently because I refuse to correct my clocks ahead of next spring
November 5, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Genuinely the worst tomato soup I've ever had in my life 😭
July 25, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Umph, the wave of cicadas starting to sing all at the same time, before breaking off into their own rhythms, just divine
July 15, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Hilarious how my mom had drunk birthday sex 35 years ago and now my autistic ass is frantically suicidal because a neighbor parked directly below my window to run his power washer for 3 hours.

Decades later I just endure the results of her selfishness.
July 3, 2023 at 5:20 PM
July 2, 2023 at 2:56 AM
July 2, 2023 at 2:50 AM
July 2, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I need more people to talk about this
«Known as methyl cation (pronounced cat-eye-on) (CH3+), the molecule is important because it aids the formation of more complex carbon-based molecules.»
Webb Makes First Detection of Crucial Carbon Molecule
This molecule, never before seen in space, is believed to be a cornerstone of interstellar organic chemistry.
www.nasa.gov
June 27, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I'm on the sixth episode of The Curious Case of Natalia Grace, and where is Kristine? She's the one person we haven't heard from yet. I think they interviewed a pet dog at one point.
June 26, 2023 at 12:31 AM
My favorite Slay as a Service
with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads
June 19, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Well this is a new one
June 19, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Bless the servers who just tell you when handing you the slip
when i don’t know if i’m supposed to pay at the table or bring the check up to the front
June 18, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Well now I can't stop thinking about this
June 18, 2023 at 7:07 PM
🫦💅
June 16, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Gonna try this at work
#TheMorningMonty authorized some updates with his butt
June 15, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Danza
All of these assholes who want us back in the office just remember that being the last place they felt important.
June 14, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Today, in: "writers will use anything other than the metric system"

Sponge cake as a reference point to conceptualize a planet.
June 13, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I tried to come up with my own pun, but nothing can ever beat mortgage eyes
June 12, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Skeets coming out of its cabin to harangue mankind
June 12, 2023 at 10:40 PM
May we all experience that sense of wonder
this picture of Biden looking at a quantum computer is fucking hilarious lmao
June 12, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Danza
June 11, 2023 at 11:28 PM