Jaguar & Murdock, Avocados at Law
@dapperfowl.bsky.social
Night School-Certified Cryptozoologist and part-time Robot Lawyer
Capes. Kaiju. Empanadas. Occasionally I blog at my website
www.dapperfowlcreations.com
Capes. Kaiju. Empanadas. Occasionally I blog at my website
www.dapperfowlcreations.com
Dapper Fowl Creations Presents: Battle of the Caps! What’s the best film or televised outing for The Star-Spangled Man with a Plan?
#captainamerica
#dapperfowlcreations
#wecandothisallday
#captainamerica
#dapperfowlcreations
#wecandothisallday
a blurry picture of captain america 's shield with a star on it in a dark room .
ALT: a blurry picture of captain america 's shield with a star on it in a dark room .
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October 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dapper Fowl Creations Presents: Battle of the Caps! What’s the best film or televised outing for The Star-Spangled Man with a Plan?
#captainamerica
#dapperfowlcreations
#wecandothisallday
#captainamerica
#dapperfowlcreations
#wecandothisallday
Dapper Fowl Creations Exclusive:
Sam Wilson, originally a hero known as The Falcon and partner to Captain America, has inherited the iconic shield from Steve Rogers after his retirement.
www.dapperfowlcreations.com/post/review-...
#FalconandTheWinterSoldier #captainamericabraveneworld
#marvel
Sam Wilson, originally a hero known as The Falcon and partner to Captain America, has inherited the iconic shield from Steve Rogers after his retirement.
www.dapperfowlcreations.com/post/review-...
#FalconandTheWinterSoldier #captainamericabraveneworld
#marvel
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Dapper Fowl Creations Exclusive:
Sam Wilson, originally a hero known as The Falcon and partner to Captain America, has inherited the iconic shield from Steve Rogers after his retirement.
www.dapperfowlcreations.com/post/review-...
#FalconandTheWinterSoldier #captainamericabraveneworld
#marvel
Sam Wilson, originally a hero known as The Falcon and partner to Captain America, has inherited the iconic shield from Steve Rogers after his retirement.
www.dapperfowlcreations.com/post/review-...
#FalconandTheWinterSoldier #captainamericabraveneworld
#marvel
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
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Ozzy Osborne and Hulk Hogan are two white people I only know about through secondhand interactions but I think it's fair to see them each through the last major actions both of them had: massive charity concert that raised thousands vs. getting booed offstage on live TV
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ozzy Osborne and Hulk Hogan are two white people I only know about through secondhand interactions but I think it's fair to see them each through the last major actions both of them had: massive charity concert that raised thousands vs. getting booed offstage on live TV
Legend of Wonder Woman by Renae De Liz…or one of the stories where she fights the egg
Quote with a Wonder Woman story you'd love to see get adapted to the big screen someday.
The Circle by @gailsimone.bsky.social
The Circle by @gailsimone.bsky.social
July 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Legend of Wonder Woman by Renae De Liz…or one of the stories where she fights the egg
Idk what it is, but I can watch Pedro Pascal kick an orangutan all day
July 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Idk what it is, but I can watch Pedro Pascal kick an orangutan all day
Who knew all we needed to get excited for new Alien projects was for Ridley Scott to stop directing them
July 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Who knew all we needed to get excited for new Alien projects was for Ridley Scott to stop directing them
It’s made of of what’s left of John Krasinski’s Reed
July 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It’s made of of what’s left of John Krasinski’s Reed
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July 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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THE MECHANICAL MONSTERS (1941)
July 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
THE MECHANICAL MONSTERS (1941)
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Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
July 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
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Between “MechaHitler” and “Alligator Alcatraz” I feel like we’re living in a bad dystopian novel where the author was so obsessed with world building that they never bothered to come up with a compelling plot.
July 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Between “MechaHitler” and “Alligator Alcatraz” I feel like we’re living in a bad dystopian novel where the author was so obsessed with world building that they never bothered to come up with a compelling plot.
Every year, on Martin Scorsese’s birthday, all the good Italian boys and Italian girls receive a visit from the gabbaghoul, whereupon he leaves a fresh canoli underneath their pillow
July 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every year, on Martin Scorsese’s birthday, all the good Italian boys and Italian girls receive a visit from the gabbaghoul, whereupon he leaves a fresh canoli underneath their pillow
::watched the Superman trailers where Superman answers the mournful pleas of a child, prompting him intervene in a sociopolitical crisis…seemingly bringing him against fucked up clones created by Lex luthor::
me: wait…did James Gunn just remake Superman IV: the quest for peace?
me: wait…did James Gunn just remake Superman IV: the quest for peace?
July 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
::watched the Superman trailers where Superman answers the mournful pleas of a child, prompting him intervene in a sociopolitical crisis…seemingly bringing him against fucked up clones created by Lex luthor::
me: wait…did James Gunn just remake Superman IV: the quest for peace?
me: wait…did James Gunn just remake Superman IV: the quest for peace?
“Hey, what if we made the blue turbo ranger a small child so little kids can have a cypher to project onto in the show and buy more toys?”
“But mister Saban, we already have all the blue ranger footage and it’s grown man.”
“Get the fuck out of my office, you’re fired.”
“But mister Saban, we already have all the blue ranger footage and it’s grown man.”
“Get the fuck out of my office, you’re fired.”
July 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“Hey, what if we made the blue turbo ranger a small child so little kids can have a cypher to project onto in the show and buy more toys?”
“But mister Saban, we already have all the blue ranger footage and it’s grown man.”
“Get the fuck out of my office, you’re fired.”
“But mister Saban, we already have all the blue ranger footage and it’s grown man.”
“Get the fuck out of my office, you’re fired.”
“Grok, why don’t people like me?”
July 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“Grok, why don’t people like me?”
You’re not a true New Yorker until you’ve seen and can quote all the ninja turtles movies 🥷 🐢
July 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You’re not a true New Yorker until you’ve seen and can quote all the ninja turtles movies 🥷 🐢
Spider-man readers on a regular basis:
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Spider-man readers on a regular basis: