Emmett Watkins Jr
@ejsponge61.com
Writer @vgutv.bsky.social, Player's Club Podcast Host, ⅓ of Welcome To The Thing (w/ @tlfoster.bsky.social & @jarrettjawn.bsky.social), Kinda Funny Prom Prince, 100% Negus
He/Him [email protected]
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Emmett Watkins Jr
@ejsponge61.com
· Nov 1
Ayo! I'm Emmett, and I've been writing, podcasting, streaming, and making videos about games, movies, music, and more for 10+ years. Here's where you can find me & my work:
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Written work on VGU.TV
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My Website
YouTube
Twitch
Letterboxd
Backloggd
The Player's Club Podcast
Written work on VGU.TV
Videos on VGU.TV
All hail Indika
my experience thus far with Indika is that I painstakingly gathered five buckets of water, a nun dumped all my water on the floor, and the game crashed without saving. 10/10 for ludonarrative
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
All hail Indika
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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finished the new defunctland
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finished the new defunctland
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
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Original Xbox UI, created in the year 2073
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Original Xbox UI, created in the year 2073
This clip hits me like Jessie in Breaking Bad playing Rage with a PlayStation Move controller
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This clip hits me like Jessie in Breaking Bad playing Rage with a PlayStation Move controller
When the EA firesale happens:
Give Supergiant Dragon Age
Give Grey Lock Studio Titanfall
Give Consumer Softproducts Spore
Give Strange Scaffolding every Popcap IP
Give Fireplace Games The Saboteur
Give Tuxedo Labs Mercenaries
Give Adhoc Studio Mass Effect
& Give Burnout to Thee Fields Entertainment
Give Supergiant Dragon Age
Give Grey Lock Studio Titanfall
Give Consumer Softproducts Spore
Give Strange Scaffolding every Popcap IP
Give Fireplace Games The Saboteur
Give Tuxedo Labs Mercenaries
Give Adhoc Studio Mass Effect
& Give Burnout to Thee Fields Entertainment
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
When the EA firesale happens:
Give Supergiant Dragon Age
Give Grey Lock Studio Titanfall
Give Consumer Softproducts Spore
Give Strange Scaffolding every Popcap IP
Give Fireplace Games The Saboteur
Give Tuxedo Labs Mercenaries
Give Adhoc Studio Mass Effect
& Give Burnout to Thee Fields Entertainment
Give Supergiant Dragon Age
Give Grey Lock Studio Titanfall
Give Consumer Softproducts Spore
Give Strange Scaffolding every Popcap IP
Give Fireplace Games The Saboteur
Give Tuxedo Labs Mercenaries
Give Adhoc Studio Mass Effect
& Give Burnout to Thee Fields Entertainment
The EU is almost single-handedly responsible for every positive feature reversal in technology of the last half decade
the EU has mandated removable batteries by 2027, expect phones next year to have this :)
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The EU is almost single-handedly responsible for every positive feature reversal in technology of the last half decade
HOLY SHIT IT IS HAPPENING WE GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I'm still shutting up about this until it actually happens, just in case. It will be one of the more cool but also very random things I'll probably ever do. I'll share more once it happens next year...
But I'm still shutting up about this until it actually happens, just in case. It will be one of the more cool but also very random things I'll probably ever do. I'll share more once it happens next year...
I MADE IT IN TIME!!!!!!
I feel really good about the audition/interview, but I won't know for sure if anything will come of it until a few weeks from now. But I'm optimistic!
I feel really good about the audition/interview, but I won't know for sure if anything will come of it until a few weeks from now. But I'm optimistic!
Good news: I have an interview scheduled today for something really neat if it goes well
Bad News: having the kind of day at work that may keep me here wayyy past my normal leave time, which would make me miss the interview. I'm begging them to pass the work to the next shift so I can leave on time
Bad News: having the kind of day at work that may keep me here wayyy past my normal leave time, which would make me miss the interview. I'm begging them to pass the work to the next shift so I can leave on time
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
HOLY SHIT IT IS HAPPENING WE GOT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I'm still shutting up about this until it actually happens, just in case. It will be one of the more cool but also very random things I'll probably ever do. I'll share more once it happens next year...
But I'm still shutting up about this until it actually happens, just in case. It will be one of the more cool but also very random things I'll probably ever do. I'll share more once it happens next year...
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Me in 4th grade when I got Bow Wow braids to impress a girl at my church before later finding out she was in high school.
September 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Me in 4th grade when I got Bow Wow braids to impress a girl at my church before later finding out she was in high school.
this is one of the easiest adaptation announcements to be snarky and jokey about, but I also had no faith the Fallout show would be good either. Them treating it like an Anthology like Fargo is inspired too, so I'm slightly optimistic, even if no one plays Far Cry for the story
Far Cry TV series ordered by FX from Noah Hawley and Rob Mac
"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this is one of the easiest adaptation announcements to be snarky and jokey about, but I also had no faith the Fallout show would be good either. Them treating it like an Anthology like Fargo is inspired too, so I'm slightly optimistic, even if no one plays Far Cry for the story
This a Westside Gunn album cover
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This a Westside Gunn album cover
YES
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
YES
I guess I like red heads too
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I guess I like red heads too
oh so Rockstar management didn't know until a lower level worker snitched?
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
oh so Rockstar management didn't know until a lower level worker snitched?
if you spend your entire life dedicated to work and never pour any passion into your soul, you will be cursed with the perpetual personality of a coworker
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if you spend your entire life dedicated to work and never pour any passion into your soul, you will be cursed with the perpetual personality of a coworker
So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Our new favorite analog horror series:
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Our new favorite analog horror series:
Vince Staples one of the funniest people on earth bto
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Vince Staples one of the funniest people on earth bto
When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to
I've been cackling at the sight of this for the past 5 minutes he looks so fucking stupid
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to
Nier Automata, Red Dead Redemption 2, and Bayonetta
If you could go back and replay 3 games for the first time again, which games would they be?
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Nier Automata, Red Dead Redemption 2, and Bayonetta
There's a bit of a lullaby i got stuck in but im back to finishing this up finally. Its I swear its writing continues to impress with how hilarious it is. It feels like ive nearly beat the game, very excited to see how it wraps up!
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There's a bit of a lullaby i got stuck in but im back to finishing this up finally. Its I swear its writing continues to impress with how hilarious it is. It feels like ive nearly beat the game, very excited to see how it wraps up!
real
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
real