Alex Darby // darbotron 🛹
@darbotron.bsky.social
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Tech/Design director. Human, husband, parent, skateboarder. Gamedev since '96. Company founder. BAFTA member & winner. GameDevHeroes Programming Hero 2019. Co-creator DJ Hero. #UKGI Cthulhu fhtagn ;,; www.darbotron.com
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jaje7406.bsky.social
I mean he’s not wrong
darbotron.bsky.social
hahaha. Usually I have at least 2 dirty bags of laundry in the queue, one in the washing machine, one in the dryer, & at least 1 clean bag needing to be taken upstairs to be put away 😅

Like I say, this is maybe the 2nd or 3rd time I've ever actually defeated a washing queue.
darbotron.bsky.social
My theory was that it was a mixture of me not being there, and the fact that as soon as their food was gone they were allowed to go and play; so eating fast got you the best toys...
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bradfordgreens.bsky.social
Don't threaten us with a good time, Daily Express.
Image featuring a graphic from the Bradford District Green Party. The background is green with the Daily Express logo in the upper left and a photo of Zack Polanski speaking into a microphone on the right, holding a cartoon-style bundle of cash with a pound sign. Below, a mocked-up newspaper headline reads: “Zack Polanski wants to redistribute our money and turn Britain into a Left-wing haven.” At the bottom, the Green Party logo and web address Join.greenparty.org.uk are displayed.
darbotron.bsky.social
highly relatable! that, though for over I actually managed to run out of laundry which needed doing. like 2nd or 3rd time in over 2 decades.
darbotron.bsky.social
Abe was the same, he did genuinely eat his food at nursery though...
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darbotron.bsky.social
see also: pronouncing chandelier as shan-day-lee-aa
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kityates.bsky.social
Bit niche I think, but apparently this parking spot is reserved for female rock climbers.
darbotron.bsky.social
I have SO many of the Newage ones. Very much recommend.
darbotron.bsky.social
Nice!

Here's Newage Hawk - only about 10cm tall!
The vehicle mode is basically the same size as a hot wheels
Newage Hawk - micro scale 10cm interpretation of Autobot Ironhide with superb articulation. Newage Hawk - micro scale interpretation of Autobot Ironhide  in vehicle mode. His classic red van is approx. the same size as a hot wheels toy car!
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
darbotron.bsky.social
what even is this?! is this an actual Kamen Rider thing? I thought it was some sort of live action forerunner of Power Rangers?!
It's fecking amazing.
darbotron.bsky.social
is it "go back in time and warn your younger self not to wreck them"?
darbotron.bsky.social
My response to that post would be:

"Thanks very much random internet buffoon who has clearly got wood for LLMs. I've pondered your pretentious and under-thought through nonsense and I am calling bullshit on it."
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histoftech.bsky.social
happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you
Work really hard and one day this can be you (followed by graffiti of a headstone that says “RIP worked really hard” on it
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darbotron.bsky.social
that is some Dr Seuss level shit
darbotron.bsky.social
What's your opinion on light of peace? have been tempted so many times! better than Hasbro SS86 Optimus?