Darci An B*tch
darciannb.bsky.social
Darci An B*tch
@darciannb.bsky.social
Ovo-vegetarian; PBWF. Organic Search Engineer. Metaphysical poet. So zero-waste that I ♻️ my petty. Expressive. Moral particularism. Chalant. My words only represent me.
Pinned
Hear me out: what if efficiency is not the goal
@netflix.com GIVE ME VICTORIA SEASON 4
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Why period pieces always gotta make royal men autistic coded
December 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am so anxious for the people of the Packwood, WA community. Their sweet little town is so dear to me as someone who has spent a few weeks a summer there the last few years. Their quaint little library and coffee shop. I hope everyone is okay.
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I can't do much; but I can take down Librella marketing in the vet exam room while I wait.

#librella #seizures #zoetis #justice
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I look down on light sleepers
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I think @hbo.bsky.social 's #Task had a really important message that wasn't really highlighted:

People with J names are always the real problem.
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I need to know how closely pistachios and avocados are related
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The parents on #BOL both obviously being neurodivergent is so cute.
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Listening to the football game
Looking at the golf course
Asking what's wrong about me?
September 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Got to feel so cool this weekend when my Godson mentioned Phineas and Ferb to me in passing and I got to be like -- 'yeahh, I'm reading a book right now by the actor who voices Isabella'
September 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by Darci An B*tch
everytime a cutbait river wife throws a bf, a hometown boy gets a college degree
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*screams in American English*
September 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I love that the American public made comments about Melania's facial expressions like once and she deadass said 'you will never see my eyes again' *hat*
September 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Mangione been hitting that prison gym
September 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Feels so great to be wise/old enough to finally think, 'wait, don't answer that email while you're mad.'
September 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I've never been so happy to see a title change hands?
September 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I suppose I'm just too callous for a gentle man.
September 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I flinch a lil anytime a song mentioned the 405
September 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
everytime a cutbait river wife throws a bf, a hometown boy gets a college degree
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Never seen an airport without post-security paths between all terminals; being an ATL baby is hard.
August 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Darci An B*tch
The 19th Amendment was ratified on this day in 1920, barring voting discrimination based on sex. But for women of color, the right to vote wasn’t fully realized until the Voting Rights Act of 1965.

105 years later, we're still fighting for equal ballot access for all.
August 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
*holding a jar of green olives in one hand and a chocolate peanut butter cup in the other*

me: 'oh no'
August 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
did I flip the egg in the pan? Yes
did I spill hot oil on the kitchen floor? Also yes
August 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you get confused by Sheets being filtered I cannot speak to you. Nobody knows how to troubleshoot anymore :'(
August 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
met a man tonight who asked, 'does it ever occur to you to be less trusting'?
August 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM