We need a princess movie for the modern times.

What’s the biggest audience for princess movies? Young girls. But you know who else likes Cinderella and Snow White? Young boys.

Just lock some petulant lordling in a tall tower and have him be saved by a badass woman knight (e.g., Joan of Arc).

Disney could have turned the Orville into a huge original sci-fi cash cow, but instead we get 10 spin-off green screen Star Wars series that are canceled after the first season

#MissYouIsaac #ObligatoryOrvillePost #IwishIlivedinascifiutopia
#MacFarlane’sBestWork

People need to understand that I love talking about learning new skills but am in fact very comfortable with stagnation (please let me rot in peace, I’m tired of self improvement)

jake paul has died

Palpatine came back because a bunch of galactic lost causers found the wealthy death-machine dealers and upended the Republic to make a quick buck

The Empire were the real fascists, the First Order just wanted to fix the economy. But they’re all stormtroopers regardless

Eliminate brain rot by forcing children to play CRPGs

Sure, they’ll complain about the isometric view for like five hours, but after that, they’ll be arguing about initiative and advantage rolls like a bunch of dweebs

If you don’t engage in friendly conversation with every corvid you see then DON’T TALK TO ME

I hate climate change not because it’s killing our planet but because I’m so adapted to hot weather I can no longer enjoy sweater and Pumpkin Spice season

#relatable #coffeevibes #ParisClimateAccords

Shoutout to the people who lived and died without inhaling leaded gasoline fumes or drinking hot microplastic water

#plasticinmyveins #leadstare #Itastemetal #leaveyourplasticsinthecar

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

Just tryna talk to my boomer coworker without triggering their diatribe on vaccines

Everyone on this site has a library card

Ennui? ENNUIZ NUTS