Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔
@darkelfontheshelf.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, cat dad, and low-effort pun poaster. Plum sandwiches for all! Unless I blocked you, in which case you get the Hisui Fist. (he/him)
I don't rage post about Dems, as a rule, but I'll happily do the cat thing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don't rage post about Dems, as a rule, but I'll happily do the cat thing.
Fluffy tabby gang!
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Fluffy tabby gang!
Celebratory fluff!
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Celebratory fluff!
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Truly the sounds of a generation.
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Truly the sounds of a generation.
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
I thought about changing my handle and avatar, but not only am I attached to my current ones, I'm not Jewish, and don't feel comfortable stealing their valor.
But in my defense, "The Wooly Bear Jew" is an adorable name, and according to Google I'm apparently the first person online to think of it.
But in my defense, "The Wooly Bear Jew" is an adorable name, and according to Google I'm apparently the first person online to think of it.
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I thought about changing my handle and avatar, but not only am I attached to my current ones, I'm not Jewish, and don't feel comfortable stealing their valor.
But in my defense, "The Wooly Bear Jew" is an adorable name, and according to Google I'm apparently the first person online to think of it.
But in my defense, "The Wooly Bear Jew" is an adorable name, and according to Google I'm apparently the first person online to think of it.
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
CLAMP: We've been waiting for this day.
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
CLAMP: We've been waiting for this day.
Also finally started experimenting with reservoirs like Reddit keeps talking about. It helps that I finally internalized that a reservoir doesn't just refer to a source of drinking water, but water for EVERY purpose.
Granted, I have more to learn. Especially since I keep getting small floods.
Granted, I have more to learn. Especially since I keep getting small floods.
September 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Also finally started experimenting with reservoirs like Reddit keeps talking about. It helps that I finally internalized that a reservoir doesn't just refer to a source of drinking water, but water for EVERY purpose.
Granted, I have more to learn. Especially since I keep getting small floods.
Granted, I have more to learn. Especially since I keep getting small floods.
Okay, I've basically finished the Waterfalls map in Timberborn. I've solved badwater and drought seasons, have effectively permanent power generation, and all happiness-generating resources and buildings.
All that's left is letting the game run for hours to finish the wonder.
All that's left is letting the game run for hours to finish the wonder.
September 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Okay, I've basically finished the Waterfalls map in Timberborn. I've solved badwater and drought seasons, have effectively permanent power generation, and all happiness-generating resources and buildings.
All that's left is letting the game run for hours to finish the wonder.
All that's left is letting the game run for hours to finish the wonder.
People insisting Garland "slow-walked" the investigation, and that Trump should have been arrested immediately on Biden's inauguration day, are unironically talking themselves into the meme.
July 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
People insisting Garland "slow-walked" the investigation, and that Trump should have been arrested immediately on Biden's inauguration day, are unironically talking themselves into the meme.
TFW playing Mount and Blade: Warband, steamrolling the Khergit Khanate and realizing barely clinging onto existence via a single castle in a backwater corner of the map.
In Rhodok territory and requiring a siege tower approach.
In Rhodok territory and requiring a siege tower approach.
July 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
TFW playing Mount and Blade: Warband, steamrolling the Khergit Khanate and realizing barely clinging onto existence via a single castle in a backwater corner of the map.
In Rhodok territory and requiring a siege tower approach.
In Rhodok territory and requiring a siege tower approach.
July 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not a gardener, so literally my only context for this is a week of Foxtrot comic strips.
July 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Not a gardener, so literally my only context for this is a week of Foxtrot comic strips.
The relevant credo.
June 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The relevant credo.
Me: *reads literally anything about the University of California in Los Angeles*
Also me, completely unbidden:
Also me, completely unbidden:
June 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me: *reads literally anything about the University of California in Los Angeles*
Also me, completely unbidden:
Also me, completely unbidden:
Same energy.
June 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Same energy.
Not sure if joke or serious, but if the latter...
May 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not sure if joke or serious, but if the latter...
I never thought I'd have the context to be able to do this, but...manga recommendation: We Started a Threesome!
Wholesome slice-of-life story focused on a polyamorous throuple. Does have 18+ elements (sexual themes and upper-body nudity, mainly).
Wholesome slice-of-life story focused on a polyamorous throuple. Does have 18+ elements (sexual themes and upper-body nudity, mainly).
March 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I never thought I'd have the context to be able to do this, but...manga recommendation: We Started a Threesome!
Wholesome slice-of-life story focused on a polyamorous throuple. Does have 18+ elements (sexual themes and upper-body nudity, mainly).
Wholesome slice-of-life story focused on a polyamorous throuple. Does have 18+ elements (sexual themes and upper-body nudity, mainly).
My politics is whatever this is:
March 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My politics is whatever this is: