Dark Elf on the Shelf 🦔
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Twitter refugee, cat dad, and low-effort pun poaster. Plum sandwiches for all! Unless I blocked you, in which case you get the Hisui Fist. (he/him)
I mean, sure, I only watched the first episode*, but I would happily had it continue.
* It was decent, but I bounced off disgusted when they introduced a completely new character JUST to immediately fridge her.
* It was decent, but I bounced off disgusted when they introduced a completely new character JUST to immediately fridge her.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I mean, sure, I only watched the first episode*, but I would happily had it continue.
* It was decent, but I bounced off disgusted when they introduced a completely new character JUST to immediately fridge her.
* It was decent, but I bounced off disgusted when they introduced a completely new character JUST to immediately fridge her.
I'm still happy they added "sports star" to the default lineup in 5e2024, though for reasons necessarily unrelated to thematic consistency.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm still happy they added "sports star" to the default lineup in 5e2024, though for reasons necessarily unrelated to thematic consistency.
Even if I didn't have lingering positive feelings for the movie, I couldn't hate anything that resulted in both "Duel of the Fates" AND Star Wars Episode 1 Racer.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Even if I didn't have lingering positive feelings for the movie, I couldn't hate anything that resulted in both "Duel of the Fates" AND Star Wars Episode 1 Racer.
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I don't see the "sellout" here. Every day without paychecks for millions of federal workers is a problem. There's only so long you can drag this out. If the Senate GOP caucus is absolutely dead set on breaking ACA subsidies, well, unfortunately, the American people gave them an electoral majority.
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don't see the "sellout" here. Every day without paychecks for millions of federal workers is a problem. There's only so long you can drag this out. If the Senate GOP caucus is absolutely dead set on breaking ACA subsidies, well, unfortunately, the American people gave them an electoral majority.
I don't rage post about Dems, as a rule, but I'll happily do the cat thing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don't rage post about Dems, as a rule, but I'll happily do the cat thing.
Fluffy tabby gang!
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Fluffy tabby gang!
In my defense, I spent 2/3 of the 90's on Nickelodeon, and the remainder on Toonami. In retrospect, the 90's were better represented by Daria than by Hey Arnold. 😓
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
In my defense, I spent 2/3 of the 90's on Nickelodeon, and the remainder on Toonami. In retrospect, the 90's were better represented by Daria than by Hey Arnold. 😓
What if Trolley Problem, but there's no one on the second rail (it's just that the switch sometimes jams).
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What if Trolley Problem, but there's no one on the second rail (it's just that the switch sometimes jams).
God, in the garden of Eden: "I told you so!"
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
God, in the garden of Eden: "I told you so!"
"I think Sabrina Carpenter loo-"
"I know. I've waited for this day..."
"I know. I've waited for this day..."
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"I think Sabrina Carpenter loo-"
"I know. I've waited for this day..."
"I know. I've waited for this day..."
Are they just trying to finally make a judge drop the legalese and explicitly tell them to go fuck themselves sideways?
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Are they just trying to finally make a judge drop the legalese and explicitly tell them to go fuck themselves sideways?
I'd try to Momento myself into letting more flies into the house, though probably futilely.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'd try to Momento myself into letting more flies into the house, though probably futilely.
I've read that some of the best pokemon for farming spingles are Primarina, Lopunny, Gardevoir, and the like. Hold on, gonna check.
*googles Mega Gardevoir JOI*
*googles Mega Gardevoir JOI*
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I've read that some of the best pokemon for farming spingles are Primarina, Lopunny, Gardevoir, and the like. Hold on, gonna check.
*googles Mega Gardevoir JOI*
*googles Mega Gardevoir JOI*
Personally, I prefer a quote from Superman: At Earth's End.
"My fuhrer! You said he wouldn't shoot back!"
"My fuhrer! You said he wouldn't shoot back!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Personally, I prefer a quote from Superman: At Earth's End.
"My fuhrer! You said he wouldn't shoot back!"
"My fuhrer! You said he wouldn't shoot back!"