Julie (she/her)
@darkhumorgirl.bsky.social
Horror lover, fiber artist, pet enthusiast, tarot dabbler
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Santa brought me a head cold
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Santa brought me a head cold
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
Every year something new strikes me when I watch Gremlins. This year it's the immediate crushing shame and dread that Gizmo displays after reproducing. A real comment on society in some way I'll be noodling on for a couple of days 😂
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Every year something new strikes me when I watch Gremlins. This year it's the immediate crushing shame and dread that Gizmo displays after reproducing. A real comment on society in some way I'll be noodling on for a couple of days 😂
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Happy holidays! Dropping a day early to give you some ideas for your holiday watchlist! We look at The Boulet Brothers’ Holiday of Horrors, an anthology w/ installments from @bouletbrothers.bsky.social, David Dastmalchian, @akelacooper.bsky.social, and @katesiegel.bsky.social, now on @shudder.com.
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy holidays! Dropping a day early to give you some ideas for your holiday watchlist! We look at The Boulet Brothers’ Holiday of Horrors, an anthology w/ installments from @bouletbrothers.bsky.social, David Dastmalchian, @akelacooper.bsky.social, and @katesiegel.bsky.social, now on @shudder.com.
You know how it is, the champ always has a target on their back. When you're at the top of your game there will definitely be haters but guess what? You didn't get here by accident! Any challenges to your crown just sharpen your game!
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You know how it is, the champ always has a target on their back. When you're at the top of your game there will definitely be haters but guess what? You didn't get here by accident! Any challenges to your crown just sharpen your game!
I took off 1/2 because I deserve a little treat
I'm really sad that I don't have enough PTO to take any extra time off over the holidays. I need a crafty day or two to be left to my own dallying.
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I took off 1/2 because I deserve a little treat
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What perfect timing! Our final holiday rewind is last year's episode on ... CURTAINS FOR CHRISTMAS! Our latest drops tomorrow. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What perfect timing! Our final holiday rewind is last year's episode on ... CURTAINS FOR CHRISTMAS! Our latest drops tomorrow. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
Would absolutely love to stop having weird vivid stress dreams involving all the weirdos at my old job hindering my success at my new job. We could start tonight! C'mon brain, let's get into it!
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Would absolutely love to stop having weird vivid stress dreams involving all the weirdos at my old job hindering my success at my new job. We could start tonight! C'mon brain, let's get into it!
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Holiday rewind continues with our third (!) Christmas film of 2023, IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
The Carnage Report Episode 45: It’s a Wonderful Knife
On this episode of the podcast, Julie and Nick conclude their holiday horror series by talking Tyler MacIntire's Christmas slasher meets alternate timeline flick It's a Wonderful Knife, now on Shudder
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December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Holiday rewind continues with our third (!) Christmas film of 2023, IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
Working on my favorite horror movies of 2025 list and boy is it going to be unpopular!
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Working on my favorite horror movies of 2025 list and boy is it going to be unpopular!
Hey fam! We're getting into the weeds and focusing on the details today! Maybe you want to hone a skill or improve a situation, you can't do it halfway, you have to dedicate yourself to learning or solving. Dig in and have some fun being a complete nerd with whatever it is!
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hey fam! We're getting into the weeds and focusing on the details today! Maybe you want to hone a skill or improve a situation, you can't do it halfway, you have to dedicate yourself to learning or solving. Dig in and have some fun being a complete nerd with whatever it is!
I'm really sad that I don't have enough PTO to take any extra time off over the holidays. I need a crafty day or two to be left to my own dallying.
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm really sad that I don't have enough PTO to take any extra time off over the holidays. I need a crafty day or two to be left to my own dallying.
Since the debate got a little heated at our house... what's your National Lampoon's Rusty ranking?
a young boy wearing a beanie and a blue jacket is sitting in the back of a car
ALT: a young boy wearing a beanie and a blue jacket is sitting in the back of a car
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December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Since the debate got a little heated at our house... what's your National Lampoon's Rusty ranking?
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The second of three holiday movies in 2023 was Jenn Wexler's THE SACRIFICE GAME, as the Christmas rewind marches on. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
The Carnage Report Episode 44: The Sacrifice Game
On this episode of the podcast, Julie and Nick continue their holiday horror series by talking the spree killer demon summoners in The Sacrifice Game, now on Shudder. In addition to what they think, t
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December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The second of three holiday movies in 2023 was Jenn Wexler's THE SACRIFICE GAME, as the Christmas rewind marches on. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
Another 6 of Wands! While getting praised by those around you feels great remember to give yourself a pat on the back for your accomplishments as well! It's okay to be proud of the things you've done! Tell yourself "good job!" And then set the next goal! (These are not necessarily hustle goals!!)
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Another 6 of Wands! While getting praised by those around you feels great remember to give yourself a pat on the back for your accomplishments as well! It's okay to be proud of the things you've done! Tell yourself "good job!" And then set the next goal! (These are not necessarily hustle goals!!)
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO CHANGE THE STATION ON DOLLY PARTON'S HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS!
-me to @goforrob.bsky.social in the car just now after he made a face and reached for the button
-me to @goforrob.bsky.social in the car just now after he made a face and reached for the button
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO CHANGE THE STATION ON DOLLY PARTON'S HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS!
-me to @goforrob.bsky.social in the car just now after he made a face and reached for the button
-me to @goforrob.bsky.social in the car just now after he made a face and reached for the button
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While you're waiting for next week's Christmas episode, take a look back at our past holiday extravaganzas. Our first one was Joe Begos' CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS in 2022.
We'll share more over the next few days. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
We'll share more over the next few days. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
The Carnage Report Episode 19: Christmas Bloody Christmas
Hello and welcome to The Carnage Report, where we bring you the latest on all things horror-related, keeping you up to date with news you can use. Hosted by Julie Holland and Nick Spacek, this part of
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December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
While you're waiting for next week's Christmas episode, take a look back at our past holiday extravaganzas. Our first one was Joe Begos' CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS in 2022.
We'll share more over the next few days. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
We'll share more over the next few days. cinepunx.com/the-carnage-...
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Sorry we've been quiet lately. The holidays are busy, but we'll have a new holiday-packed episode dropping on Christmas Eve morning. Watch The Boulet Brothers' Holiday of Horrors on @shudder.com & make your way to a theater near you to catch the Silent Night, Deadly Night remake & you'll be all set.
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sorry we've been quiet lately. The holidays are busy, but we'll have a new holiday-packed episode dropping on Christmas Eve morning. Watch The Boulet Brothers' Holiday of Horrors on @shudder.com & make your way to a theater near you to catch the Silent Night, Deadly Night remake & you'll be all set.
Oof, heartbreak and setbacks today gang. I can't lie, this is one of my least favorites to pull. The good news is these storm clouds are temporary. Feel it, learn from it, but don't let it pull you away from your highest path. Be kind to each other today especially!
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oof, heartbreak and setbacks today gang. I can't lie, this is one of my least favorites to pull. The good news is these storm clouds are temporary. Feel it, learn from it, but don't let it pull you away from your highest path. Be kind to each other today especially!
I start my work day at 7am but my boss has called me at 730am every day this week and that is simply unacceptable. I can work at that hour but I should not be expected to people. Today it was to drop the bomb on me that I have to lead a training in a couple of weeks 🙃🫠
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I start my work day at 7am but my boss has called me at 730am every day this week and that is simply unacceptable. I can work at that hour but I should not be expected to people. Today it was to drop the bomb on me that I have to lead a training in a couple of weeks 🙃🫠
Six of Wands - kitty style! You may be receiving praise for some recent accomplishment or even just random compliments for being awesome overall. Let yourself accept those kudos! Internalize them! Let them silence the inner and outer haters! Put those flowers in a vase on your desk and be proud!
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Six of Wands - kitty style! You may be receiving praise for some recent accomplishment or even just random compliments for being awesome overall. Let yourself accept those kudos! Internalize them! Let them silence the inner and outer haters! Put those flowers in a vase on your desk and be proud!
Whether it's romantic, friendship, or business your partnerships are likely in alignment today. Take advantage of this time when everyone is on the same page to get some things in motion! Lift each other up out there friends!
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Whether it's romantic, friendship, or business your partnerships are likely in alignment today. Take advantage of this time when everyone is on the same page to get some things in motion! Lift each other up out there friends!
I've never made buckeyes before because I suspected they didn't like to stay on the toothpicks and were a pain in the ass. I'm annoyed to report that I was correct.
Anyway holiday baking/making had begun
Anyway holiday baking/making had begun
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I've never made buckeyes before because I suspected they didn't like to stay on the toothpicks and were a pain in the ass. I'm annoyed to report that I was correct.
Anyway holiday baking/making had begun
Anyway holiday baking/making had begun
Do you think anyone else in the world will be spinning yarn during John Cena's last match tonight? (Probably)
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Do you think anyone else in the world will be spinning yarn during John Cena's last match tonight? (Probably)
Remember those "growing pains" from the last 2 cards? Yeah you need to let yourself feel those. Take a few beats to get in your feels. Cry in your car, put on your monocle and journal furiously...then put it behind you and move forward with the lessons it taught you.
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Remember those "growing pains" from the last 2 cards? Yeah you need to let yourself feel those. Take a few beats to get in your feels. Cry in your car, put on your monocle and journal furiously...then put it behind you and move forward with the lessons it taught you.