Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
@darklyadapted.bsky.social
an ague hath my ham
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she/her
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she/her
Oh go away. Leave any croissants with me.
January 22, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Oh go away. Leave any croissants with me.
It’s due to stop raining here, mid afternoon.
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
It’s due to stop raining here, mid afternoon.
He looks as impressed by the weather as me.
January 22, 2026 at 8:59 AM
He looks as impressed by the weather as me.
Ouch! How are you feeling?
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Ouch! How are you feeling?
Did you leave soup and bread in the freezer?
January 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Did you leave soup and bread in the freezer?
Je trolle
Te trolles
Il trolle
Elle trolle
Nous trolons
Vous trolez
Ils trollent
Elles trollent
Qui est-ce qui m’a trollé hier?
Te trolles
Il trolle
Elle trolle
Nous trolons
Vous trolez
Ils trollent
Elles trollent
Qui est-ce qui m’a trollé hier?
January 21, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Je trolle
Te trolles
Il trolle
Elle trolle
Nous trolons
Vous trolez
Ils trollent
Elles trollent
Qui est-ce qui m’a trollé hier?
Te trolles
Il trolle
Elle trolle
Nous trolons
Vous trolez
Ils trollent
Elles trollent
Qui est-ce qui m’a trollé hier?
It was a typo!
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It was a typo!
Hot drink, shower, bed!
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Hot drink, shower, bed!
Feel the same about Shetland and in process of abandoning it.
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Feel the same about Shetland and in process of abandoning it.
I’m making Cullen Kink. I always do.
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I’m making Cullen Kink. I always do.
Still haven't. Will check tomorrow morning.
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Still haven't. Will check tomorrow morning.
🤢
The one time I actually tried haggis, I was so ill I had to take the next day off work.
The one time I actually tried haggis, I was so ill I had to take the next day off work.
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
🤢
The one time I actually tried haggis, I was so ill I had to take the next day off work.
The one time I actually tried haggis, I was so ill I had to take the next day off work.
Oh, I know that feeling. How long before you're home?
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Oh, I know that feeling. How long before you're home?
Please don't 'share' tomorrow, Keefy.
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Please don't 'share' tomorrow, Keefy.
You're too refined for Fesshole.
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
You're too refined for Fesshole.
I have already spread the word. Did you REALLY need to mansplain THAT much?
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I have already spread the word. Did you REALLY need to mansplain THAT much?