Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
@darklyadapted.bsky.social
an ague hath my ham
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Me: NR rezzy, walk 10K steps a day.
Weather: LOLZ!
Weather: LOLZ!
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Me: NR rezzy, walk 10K steps a day.
Weather: LOLZ!
Weather: LOLZ!
Sounds a good place to live @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Fun fact. We don't have squirrels in #Orkney.
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Sounds a good place to live @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
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POLITE SOCIETY 📽️ debuts on British television on Wednesday night and don't miss it, it's hysterical intheirownleague.com/2023/01/29/p...
Polite Society: Sundance 2023 film review
Runtime: 103 minutes Director/Writer: Nida Manzoor Actors: Priya Kansara, Ritu Arya, Shobu Kapoor, Nimra Bucha, Ella Bruccoleri, Seraphina Beh, Sally Ann, Akshay Khanna by Sarah Manvel “Polite Soci…
intheirownleague.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
POLITE SOCIETY 📽️ debuts on British television on Wednesday night and don't miss it, it's hysterical intheirownleague.com/2023/01/29/p...
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Up, dressed and not feeling very shiny today. The #catpest is happy, though. He's been out for an hour and he's had his breakfast and is now performing ablutions before going back to bed to sleep.
Sometimes I wish I were a cat.
Sometimes I wish I were a cat.
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Up, dressed and not feeling very shiny today. The #catpest is happy, though. He's been out for an hour and he's had his breakfast and is now performing ablutions before going back to bed to sleep.
Sometimes I wish I were a cat.
Sometimes I wish I were a cat.
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And this morning the Shed is a scarlet umbrella, bobbing under the London rain…
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 AM
And this morning the Shed is a scarlet umbrella, bobbing under the London rain…
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January 21, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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My daughter has asked me to circulate the attached survey on attitudes to the economic impact of immigration for her National 5 Modern Studies assignment. If you live in the UK, please consider filling it in (it is very short). Thanks.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Immigrations economic impact on the uk
This survey links to my National 5 Assignment - please answer as honestly as you can!
Thank you.
docs.google.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 AM
My daughter has asked me to circulate the attached survey on attitudes to the economic impact of immigration for her National 5 Modern Studies assignment. If you live in the UK, please consider filling it in (it is very short). Thanks.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Septle - The Seven Letter Wordle
Guess the hidden word in 8 tries. New puzzles are available each day.
septle.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Connections
Puzzle #955
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January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Connections
Puzzle #955
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Have just worked out that dinner at Rules, three courses with wine, costs about the same as afternoon tea at the Ritz.
I mean, W. T. F.
I mean, W. T. F.
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Have just worked out that dinner at Rules, three courses with wine, costs about the same as afternoon tea at the Ritz.
I mean, W. T. F.
I mean, W. T. F.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Have made moussaka for supper.
It's such a faff, if it weren't so delicious, I wouldn't bother.
It's such a faff, if it weren't so delicious, I wouldn't bother.
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Have made moussaka for supper.
It's such a faff, if it weren't so delicious, I wouldn't bother.
It's such a faff, if it weren't so delicious, I wouldn't bother.
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Excruciating back pain in the middle of the night but wasn't wearing my glasses when I reached for, and took what I thought was codeine. I managed to worm myself. The dog now has her own medicine shelf.
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Excruciating back pain in the middle of the night but wasn't wearing my glasses when I reached for, and took what I thought was codeine. I managed to worm myself. The dog now has her own medicine shelf.
Me and my brother, but gooseberries. He still can't look one in the face.
My father had a glut of courgettes from the allotment. We had them every meal for months. I still hate them 40 years on
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Me and my brother, but gooseberries. He still can't look one in the face.
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We moved to a new office 3 years ago. In the first week we moved in I found a locked door at the bottom of a corridor no-one goes down. Found the key & inside was a bathroom with a shower. Haven't told anyone else & use it as my secret throne. I just have to bring my own loo roll
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
We moved to a new office 3 years ago. In the first week we moved in I found a locked door at the bottom of a corridor no-one goes down. Found the key & inside was a bathroom with a shower. Haven't told anyone else & use it as my secret throne. I just have to bring my own loo roll
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Well, THAT turned out better than expected. Hot damn
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Well, THAT turned out better than expected. Hot damn
Weather unspeakable. Have retired to Yo! Sushi for noodle soup.
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Weather unspeakable. Have retired to Yo! Sushi for noodle soup.
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Successfully porridged and the bowl(s) scraped and put in the dishwasher.
Porridge doesn't get much more stressful than this.
Porridge doesn't get much more stressful than this.
Thank you to the two people who sympathised. I've excavated the microwave plate, found a new bowl and started the process from scratch, carefully. I do not, unfortunately have replacement prunes but I'm fire-fighting here. Think of me as an Apollo 13 astronaut.
Stand by for further Porridge News.
Stand by for further Porridge News.
Made porridge for breakfast but forgot to reduce the power to 30% so the result was porridge lava in the microwave and I'm not sure I'm ever going to get the porridge out of the bowl.
Also: now, no breakfast
Also: now, no breakfast
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Successfully porridged and the bowl(s) scraped and put in the dishwasher.
Porridge doesn't get much more stressful than this.
Porridge doesn't get much more stressful than this.
Thank you to the two people who sympathised. I've excavated the microwave plate, found a new bowl and started the process from scratch, carefully. I do not, unfortunately have replacement prunes but I'm fire-fighting here. Think of me as an Apollo 13 astronaut.
Stand by for further Porridge News.
Stand by for further Porridge News.
Made porridge for breakfast but forgot to reduce the power to 30% so the result was porridge lava in the microwave and I'm not sure I'm ever going to get the porridge out of the bowl.
Also: now, no breakfast
Also: now, no breakfast
January 20, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Thank you to the two people who sympathised. I've excavated the microwave plate, found a new bowl and started the process from scratch, carefully. I do not, unfortunately have replacement prunes but I'm fire-fighting here. Think of me as an Apollo 13 astronaut.
Stand by for further Porridge News.
Stand by for further Porridge News.
Made porridge for breakfast but forgot to reduce the power to 30% so the result was porridge lava in the microwave and I'm not sure I'm ever going to get the porridge out of the bowl.
Also: now, no breakfast
Also: now, no breakfast
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Made porridge for breakfast but forgot to reduce the power to 30% so the result was porridge lava in the microwave and I'm not sure I'm ever going to get the porridge out of the bowl.
Also: now, no breakfast
Also: now, no breakfast
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A joke for the history buffs.