Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
@darklyadapted.bsky.social
an ague hath my ham
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she/her
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she/her
Pinned
I’m feeling a bit Dame aux Camélias. Except I’m extremely hungry.
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I’m feeling a bit Dame aux Camélias. Except I’m extremely hungry.
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And this morning the Shed is a dream room; lined with clouds; carpeted with lullabies...
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
And this morning the Shed is a dream room; lined with clouds; carpeted with lullabies...
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Wordle 1,678 4/6
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January 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Wordle 1,678 4/6
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Septle 1678 - 🔥 95 day streak - septle.com
#Septle: 5/8
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Septle - The Seven Letter Wordle
Guess the hidden word in 8 tries. New puzzles are available each day.
septle.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Septle 1678 - 🔥 95 day streak - septle.com
#Septle: 5/8
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#Septle: 5/8
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Connections
Puzzle #956
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January 22, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Connections
Puzzle #956
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Goodnight.
Moonlight by Emile Pierre Branchard.
Moonlight by Emile Pierre Branchard.
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Goodnight.
Moonlight by Emile Pierre Branchard.
Moonlight by Emile Pierre Branchard.
Watched #Winterwatch.
Not enough birbs and aminals, too many wriggly things and FAR too much yacking.
What is it with 'broadcasters' who think the programme's about them? People don't switch on to watch 'broadcasters'.
Not enough birbs and aminals, too many wriggly things and FAR too much yacking.
What is it with 'broadcasters' who think the programme's about them? People don't switch on to watch 'broadcasters'.
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Watched #Winterwatch.
Not enough birbs and aminals, too many wriggly things and FAR too much yacking.
What is it with 'broadcasters' who think the programme's about them? People don't switch on to watch 'broadcasters'.
Not enough birbs and aminals, too many wriggly things and FAR too much yacking.
What is it with 'broadcasters' who think the programme's about them? People don't switch on to watch 'broadcasters'.
The #catpest: *evils from kitchen*
Sneezy: *gets up for 5th time and opens the door to stand by the front door, hand on key*
S: Now are you CERTAIN you want to go out?
CP: . . .
S: Absolutely sure?
CP: *sits down, wraps tail*
S: *hysterical giggles*
CP: *sigh*
S: *opens door*
CP: *shrugs and exits*
Sneezy: *gets up for 5th time and opens the door to stand by the front door, hand on key*
S: Now are you CERTAIN you want to go out?
CP: . . .
S: Absolutely sure?
CP: *sits down, wraps tail*
S: *hysterical giggles*
CP: *sigh*
S: *opens door*
CP: *shrugs and exits*
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
The #catpest: *evils from kitchen*
Sneezy: *gets up for 5th time and opens the door to stand by the front door, hand on key*
S: Now are you CERTAIN you want to go out?
CP: . . .
S: Absolutely sure?
CP: *sits down, wraps tail*
S: *hysterical giggles*
CP: *sigh*
S: *opens door*
CP: *shrugs and exits*
Sneezy: *gets up for 5th time and opens the door to stand by the front door, hand on key*
S: Now are you CERTAIN you want to go out?
CP: . . .
S: Absolutely sure?
CP: *sits down, wraps tail*
S: *hysterical giggles*
CP: *sigh*
S: *opens door*
CP: *shrugs and exits*
Why I'm never getting married.
I was maid of honour for a friend. As a nurse, I didn't flinch at helping her use the loo in the big dress - even wiping when she needed an emergency poo. I took perverse pleasure in discovering she'd removed all her foof hair for her husband, but had neglected her hairy bumhole.
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Why I'm never getting married.
The #catpest has just spent ten minutes nagging me to open the front door.
I opened it, he took one long look at the weather, and decided against it.
I opened it, he took one long look at the weather, and decided against it.
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The #catpest has just spent ten minutes nagging me to open the front door.
I opened it, he took one long look at the weather, and decided against it.
I opened it, he took one long look at the weather, and decided against it.
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Next month the band and I will be playing our first #Storytime of the year! Details here: www.favershamliteraryfestival.org/2026/events/...
Joanne Harris & the Storytime Band
A live musical storytelling show with acclaimed author Joanne Harris and the band she has been a member of since her college days. Quirky and darkly magical, the show appeals to all ages and...
www.favershamliteraryfestival.org
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Next month the band and I will be playing our first #Storytime of the year! Details here: www.favershamliteraryfestival.org/2026/events/...
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I need at least 3 more folk to sign up for my Edinburgh Adult Education Programme archaeology classes at Craigentinny, or the course will be cancelled. If you know anyone who might be interested, please let them know. Thank you!
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I need at least 3 more folk to sign up for my Edinburgh Adult Education Programme archaeology classes at Craigentinny, or the course will be cancelled. If you know anyone who might be interested, please let them know. Thank you!
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
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As a distraction from everything that’s going on… take a look at my gorgeous new footstools… craftysharp.etsy.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
As a distraction from everything that’s going on… take a look at my gorgeous new footstools… craftysharp.etsy.com
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The UK once quietly bumped off their king early to ensure better newspaper headlines.
Just leaving that idea out there.
Just leaving that idea out there.
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The UK once quietly bumped off their king early to ensure better newspaper headlines.
Just leaving that idea out there.
Just leaving that idea out there.
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RIP my lovely neighbour. She was SUCH a character. I'm taking a break and going to write this here so she is KNOWN.
C was fiercely independent and did not like asking for help. Over the years she got to know me and trusted me. That was special in itself. C learned that I worked in IT. And the NHS.
C was fiercely independent and did not like asking for help. Over the years she got to know me and trusted me. That was special in itself. C learned that I worked in IT. And the NHS.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
RIP my lovely neighbour. She was SUCH a character. I'm taking a break and going to write this here so she is KNOWN.
C was fiercely independent and did not like asking for help. Over the years she got to know me and trusted me. That was special in itself. C learned that I worked in IT. And the NHS.
C was fiercely independent and did not like asking for help. Over the years she got to know me and trusted me. That was special in itself. C learned that I worked in IT. And the NHS.
Be still, my beating heart.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Be still, my beating heart.
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Head canon:
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Head canon:
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.
Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Me: NR rezzy, walk 10K steps a day.
Weather: LOLZ!
Weather: LOLZ!
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Me: NR rezzy, walk 10K steps a day.
Weather: LOLZ!
Weather: LOLZ!
Sounds a good place to live @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Fun fact. We don't have squirrels in #Orkney.
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Sounds a good place to live @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social