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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
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an ague hath my ham

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she/her
Pinned
My favourite Gothic pix.
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The UK once quietly bumped off their king early to ensure better newspaper headlines.

Just leaving that idea out there.
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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RIP my lovely neighbour. She was SUCH a character. I'm taking a break and going to write this here so she is KNOWN.
C was fiercely independent and did not like asking for help. Over the years she got to know me and trusted me. That was special in itself. C learned that I worked in IT. And the NHS.
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Be still, my beating heart.
Mark Carney is on blue sky ...😍
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Head canon:

Pingu is clearly seen interacting with a polar bear. Pingu therefore can only be a northern hemisphere penguin - aka the great auk, aka the OG penguin.

Pingu is amongst the last survivors of a species thought to be extinct.
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 AM
THREE goldfinches on my bird feeders!

#birds #birbs
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Me: NR rezzy, walk 10K steps a day.

Weather: LOLZ!
January 21, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Sounds a good place to live @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
Fun fact. We don't have squirrels in #Orkney.
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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POLITE SOCIETY 📽️ debuts on British television on Wednesday night and don't miss it, it's hysterical intheirownleague.com/2023/01/29/p...
Polite Society: Sundance 2023 film review
Runtime: 103 minutes Director/Writer: Nida Manzoor Actors: Priya Kansara, Ritu Arya, Shobu Kapoor, Nimra Bucha, Ella Bruccoleri, Seraphina Beh, Sally Ann, Akshay Khanna by Sarah Manvel “Polite Soci…
intheirownleague.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
#GoodLunch

Bean and vegetable soup. Made enough to last a week.
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Up, dressed and not feeling very shiny today. The #catpest is happy, though. He's been out for an hour and he's had his breakfast and is now performing ablutions before going back to bed to sleep.

Sometimes I wish I were a cat.
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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And this morning the Shed is a scarlet umbrella, bobbing under the London rain…
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Wordle 1,677 5/6

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January 21, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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My daughter has asked me to circulate the attached survey on attitudes to the economic impact of immigration for her National 5 Modern Studies assignment. If you live in the UK, please consider filling it in (it is very short). Thanks.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Immigrations economic impact on the uk
This survey links to my National 5 Assignment - please answer as honestly as you can! Thank you.
docs.google.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Septle 1677 - 🔥 94 day streak - septle.com

#Septle: 4/8
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Septle - The Seven Letter Wordle
Guess the hidden word in 8 tries. New puzzles are available each day.
septle.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Connections
Puzzle #955
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January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Have just worked out that dinner at Rules, three courses with wine, costs about the same as afternoon tea at the Ritz.

I mean, W. T. F.
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Oh, come to Sneezy!

#GoodLunch
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Have made moussaka for supper.

It's such a faff, if it weren't so delicious, I wouldn't bother.
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Excruciating back pain in the middle of the night but wasn't wearing my glasses when I reached for, and took what I thought was codeine. I managed to worm myself. The dog now has her own medicine shelf.
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Me and my brother, but gooseberries. He still can't look one in the face.
My father had a glut of courgettes from the allotment. We had them every meal for months. I still hate them 40 years on
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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We moved to a new office 3 years ago. In the first week we moved in I found a locked door at the bottom of a corridor no-one goes down. Found the key & inside was a bathroom with a shower. Haven't told anyone else & use it as my secret throne. I just have to bring my own loo roll
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Well, THAT turned out better than expected. Hot damn
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Weather unspeakable. Have retired to Yo! Sushi for noodle soup.
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
It's extremely windy here and the #catpest is refusing to go out because he doesn't like the noise.

He's SUCH a diva.
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM